Heya everybody!!!!! This fic is gonna b longer than the others and is gona have lotsa people I know in it! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Anyway………
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THE REVIEW FIC:
Harry sat munching on a banana with Ron and Hermione in the great hall . Just then Steff ran in and stole the banana.
"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!" Harry yelled, as princess Plankton entered.
"Geeze Harry, take a chill pill….."
"Hey, that's not your Less than jake hoody!" Said Harry loudly, to PP.
Steff eats the banana. "I don't like bananas…. Wait, Harrys right!"
"Well…. You see the thing about that is……" *PP runs away* Sweetangel2592 comes in. "Whoa. This is like sooooooooooo cool. I cant believe I'm in a ficcy!" She dances.
"Hmmmm." Steff considers. "I don't know you."
"Yeah well I don't know you."
"Oh well. Would you like some banana?"
Sweetangel2592 looks scared. "No thanks…….."
Elaine comes in closely followed by Joey, who is on his skate board and Thorn.
"Hahahahahahaha! This rox!" Thorn laughs, whilst Joey pulls a 360.
"Hmm. Whatever." Elaine pulls a frying pan out of her sock and hits Thorn.
"Ow! Hey, you stupid-"
Hermione suddenly stands up. "Wait, wait, wait, hold it right there! What is going on? Explain. I don't like using that word but never mind…."
"Wellllllllll…" Everyone sighs.
"One at a time!"
Elaine and Steff step up.
"Ok. You are fictional characters in a story, and we are real people not In a story."
"And must I add, the Harry Potter films are sooooooooooooooo craply fu-"
"That'll do Steff."
Harry leaps up and begins playing air guitar. Ron kills him.
"Well….. who writes this junk?" Ron carries on.
Sweetangel2592 covers her ears. "Noooooooooooooo!!! Don't say that!!! Ow, my earsies!!!!"
"Big mistake, ginga." Joey picks up his skateboard and hits him over the head.
"Blargingness!
"The person who writes this junk is my, um, supposedly wife to be. Well shes engaged, but, noooooooobody cares!"
Thorn looks around."….hey where is Princess Plankton?"
Steff also looks around. "She'll be around."
Ant and Grant enter. Ant is hoodyless.
"Hey, has anyone seen my less than Jake hoody?"
Elaine and Steff look at eachother. Steff blurts out, "sure Suzy was in here, like, 3 minutes ago wearing-"
Elaine hits her over the head. Suzy enters.
"Hey! You Less than Jake hoody thief!" Ant steals it. Suzy cries. Joey comforts her. Elaine laughs. Sweetangel2592 goes up to Grant.
"You're sweet!"
"You say that, and you die!" Steff says, pointing at Sweetangel2592. "He's my fiancé."
"And he's my fiancé!" Princess Plankton says pointing at Ant. "He steals my bangles!"
"They were pretty!" Joey leaps at Ant, and tackles him to the floor.
"She's mine!"
Harry staggers up. Ron staggers up. Hermione dies.
Steff breaks up Ant and Joey. "Break it up, Break it up here!"
Harry grins. "Blueberry pie!"
"Pie? I like Pie." States Ant for the 32623438353 time.
"So we've heard…" Grant sighs, before dancing. Just then everyone notices a pirate is creeping up on Grant.
"Run Grant Run!" Everyone yells.
"This is soooo scary…." Ron says, crying. Grant runs. Thorn laughs. Then implodes noisily. Steff grins. Then grins. Sweetangel2592 attempts to throttle Steff with the excess banana. Then frowns for some unknown reason. Elaine dances. Then dances some more. Joey skateboards. Then steals hermiones monkey. Hermione cries. Suzy sighs. "Crazy punk assed-"
"Well I think its time for a song!" Steff shouts
"YAY!" Shouts Thorn loudly and pulls out drums. Ant, Grant, Joey and Sweetangel2592 play either base, electric or acoustic guitars. Steff, Suzy and Elaine grab a mike. Harry, Ron and Hermione become social outcasts. We begin to sing loudly:
we are the pirates we don't do anything
we just stay at home, and lie around
and if you ask us, to do anything
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything
well I've never been to Greenland
and I've never been to Denver
and I've never buried treasure in ST Louie or ST Paul
and I've never been to Moscow
and I've never been to Tampa
and I've never been to Boston in the fall
we are the pirates we don't do anything
we just stay at home, and lie around
and if you ask us, to do anything
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything
and I've never hoist the main sail
and I've never swabbed the poop deck
and I've never veered starboard, cause I've never sailed at all
and I've never walked the gang plank
and I've never owned a parrot.
and I've never been to Boston in the fall
we are the pirates we don't do anything
we just stay at home, and lie around
and if you ask us, to do anything
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything
I've never plucked a rooster
and I am not too good at ping-pong
and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall
and I've never kissed a chipmunk,
and I've never gotten head lice
and I have never been to Boston in the fall
(pirate captains log 2002
who be this band relient k
and why they be so full of contradictions)
we don't know what he did
but we're down with captain kidd
we don't wake up before lunch
but we all eat captain crunch
we don't smoke, we don't chew
we watch captain kangaroo
and I've never licked a spark-plug
and I've never sniffed a stink bug
and I've never painted Daisies on a big red rubber ball
and I've never bathed in yogurt
and I don't look good in leggings
and I've never been to Boston in the fall
we are the pirates who don't do anything
we just stay at home, and lie around
and if you ask us, to do anything
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything
we are the pirates we don't do anything
we just stay at home, and lie around
and if you ask us, to do anything
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything
Suzy (or Princess Plankton) laughs manically. Harry cheers. Grant grins and says, "I like my shoes…."
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Well everyone, that's it, hope you liked it! If you have any queries or comments or suggestions or anything, just review. *Winks* I will have another review fic soon! Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Pie.
