HI everyone!!! Thanx for all your reviews! I'm glad so many of you liked the review chapter, there will be another one coming soon!

Sheen Rox: Ohohohohohohoho! Well here's chapter 16, you, you froggins. Heh heh heh! YOU WILL NEVER BE A PIRATE! Unless I say so. *Says so* Now go be a pirate! I love pointless thankyou's. Meep.

Sweetangel2592: Heh heh heh! Yeah, dancing is fun! Ok, Grant (Spelt Geraint.?) Is my small skater friend. Hmm, not so hot, rather cute. Like a hamster! Elaine is Sheen Rox, Steff is my Steffy pie, or my friend, whatever, and Ant is Grant's friend, my fiancé. Oh and by the way, I accidently on purpose put your chipmunk in the blender. Sorry. Thanks for ya review!

Joey: Helloooooooooooooooo, *dances* "No, this is the stupidest thing you've ever heard, babalablalbalalbaalbala!" Heh heh heh, I love that film! No you didn't win, Steff pulled you apart, remember? Steff is my mentally strange in the head friend. Like me! So, ya got an F in ya Geography gcse did ya? Awwwwww!!! *Comforts you* better luck next time? Loved ya review, cheers! Ps. What do you look like? Yo-yo ninja boy, yo-yo, ninja boy..

Thorn: Heh heh, glad you liked it! Thanks for reviewing! She said I love you, and that's what you are getting yourself into..

Tincat: YAY! You reviewed again! Sorry you weren't in the review chapter, you'll be in the next one though, I promise! Ni niii niigh! Potatoes! Thanks for reviewing, keep reading!

Kandy916: heh heh heh! *Sets Petey on you* Mwahahahahahahahahaha! Thanks for reviewing, and its ALGAL, not angal. *hugs you nonetheless* Thought you may found it funny if I spelt the word monkey lots of different ways: monkey, onmeyk, yeknom, ekyomn, meykon, kenmok, etc *Laughs*

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HARRY AND THE MEN IN WHITE COATS:

"Qwerty." Said Harry, as the ambulance drew nearer.

"That's right Harry," Hermione said soothingly.

"Now," Parvati continued, "The men are coming to take you to a nice place."

"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!" Harry screamed, "They're going to turn me into glue!" He ran away flailing his arms madly.

"Damn!" Said Hermione, suddenly turning into Agent Smith. "Foiled Again!"

MORE AND MORE RANDOMNESS:

Ronny's ghost was doing the monkey while listening to Relient K, when Dean and Seamus entered.

"Hey, Ron, have you seen Harry lately?" Dean asked.

"Um... No actually. Have you?"

"HOJAMAFLAB!!" Cried Seamus.

"He's had some Fanta..." Ron nodded solemnly.

"Hey Charles, check it out! This is phat!" Dean frowned and also began to monkey.

"You know," He said, "This has absolutely nothing to do with, like, anything!"

"Neh." Ron shrugged. Suddenly a band of chipmunks jumped into the room wearing Jimmy eat world hoodies.

"hjydsfgdjgfskfhlsdihgkdfhlghs." They said.

MAYBE IT'S MAYBELLINE:

It was history of magic, and Parvati was staring out the window when she saw Harry, who had been taking refuge in the forbidden forest.

"Look!" She yelled, "It's Harry!"

Harry was dancing around with a beaver and two unicorns. "Hehehe!" He cried up at them.

Suddenly, Hermione turned into Agent Smith. "After him!" They leapt out the window.

"DWARFINGNESS!" Harry screeched, running back to take refuge in the forest. "You're all social outcasts!" They heard him scream, as he ran into the distance.

"Damn!" Said Hermione.

"Let me guess." Lavender sighed. "Foiled again?"

"Maybe it's Maybelline!" Said the beaver, lovingly.

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Haha! Funnies! Now go review, you gnomes, cos its my way or the highway to hell! Heh heh heh! Fantastical! I was on the train the other day, and an old lady with a beard sat next tome.. strange. REVIEW!