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Chapter 17:

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I DONT CARE:

Snape was being held captive by evil crows doing the conga dance and force feeding him fluff for some unknown reason some where in Outer Mongolia, so ghosty Ron had been appointed potions master.

"Hello class!" He yelled. "Today, you are going to watch a video on.. oh who cares, whilst I go on drink coffee." The class grumbled as Professor Weasley put on the video and left. Just then Malfoy shot Harry in the head with a gun.

"Ow." Said Harry. "Pretentious Bastard." Then he died. Yes, Harry had returned from his refuging in the forbidden forest, and had been inspired by nature so, decided to let his hair grow long. It looked lame. Just then Professor Weasley came back in.

"OH would you look at that! The smelly hippy with long hair has died."

"That's Harry!" Hermione shrieked.

"Wellllllllllll.......no body cares."

"You know. Harry Potter...???"

"I don't care. Oh the video's finished, just Ummmmm, I don't care... while I drink... more coffee. No one cares." Dumbledore entered and looked around.

"Ronald Weasley, I expected better of you, You're fired!"

"Ah well, I don't care." Then Evil sausages chased them.

PIE:

"Yay! Pie!" Shrieked Ron as Professor Mcgonagall handed out the transfiguration exam papers.

"Hush, Mr Weasley!" McGonagall said.

"Oh you remember the Pie?" Ron continued enthusiastically, "You know, with the Pie, and I was here. And you were there, and there was a Pie."

"Mr Weasley please be quiet!"

"Bwahahahahahahahahaha haha, You will not conquer me!" Ron then jumped into an escape pod headed to Texas. "Yay!"

Harry growled manically.

HARRY'S DIARY ENTERY 6:

Hello everyone! Sorry I didn't write for a while, but the pigeons managed to locate my secret cheese storage. Life in the trenches is.. Oh wait, that's history lessons. Anyway..... My cats breath smells like cat food. I cant feel my face. Why does everything look bbblue!?!?

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I am a monkey, I mean HELLLLLLLLO! *pokes you* Now review.