Hello my angels! Sorry this has taken forever, but I honestly couldn't be bothered. Hmm, I also can't be bothered to put my thanx down so... neh. Onward with chapter... oh who cares. And Elaine would you hurry up posting chapter 3 of the Later years! I'M GONNA KILL YOU, YOU KNOW THAT?

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COURT:

Harry was skipping joyously down the corridor when Crabbe bumped into him.

"Yer beta wash it!" Crabbe growled, "Or I might 'av to turn you into Harry pie. Uhuhuh." (A/N Pie? I like pie.) He laughed. That was the cleverest thing he'd ever said, and someone had been around to hear it.

"Mnamnamnamnamna." Mnamned Harry.

Ron came up beside him and said, "Harry says he's taking you to court." Suddenly they were all in a court room, and Harry was sitting with his defendant, Hermione. Crabbe also has his defendant, Malfoy. Ron was fiddling with his beautiful long white wig. "OOH!" He shrieked in delight.

"I'm judge. Anywaaaaay, Mr. Potter, please give us your account of the story."

Harry stood up and Mnamned, "Mnamnamna, mna mnamnamna mnamn."

"Wellll, yes. Lets move on." Ron grinned cheesily at the camera. "I find Mr. Crabbe.... Guilty! This case is now closed!" He banged his hammer loudly on the desk. "I always wanted to do that!"

"Mnamnamna!" Harry agreed.

ARF:

"Yaysies!" Cried Malfoy, "Were going to the beach!" It was true. He and Goyle were taking a vacation to the beach, leaving Crabbe behind to smoulder in his jail cell.

"Arf!" Goyle said, and began chasing his tail.

"Yeeeeeeea, whatever.." Malfoy said uncertainly. He put his rubber ducky in his pocket and walked out the door, Goyle following.

"Yaysies!" He shrieked again, and ran into the sea. "Arf arf!" Goyle said happily.

After some time, Malfoy decided that after all, the beach wasn't quite his cup of tea.

He began to cry. "My toesies are wet, and I am cold, and Mr. Ducky is being eroded by the sea!" Goyle looked down. Mr. Ducky was indeed being eroded by the sea.

"Arf." He said once more, and gave the audience a roguish wink!

YUP, YOU GUESSED IT, MORE RANDOMNESS:

Seamus Finnigan sat twirling his thumbs. "I am a monkey, I live in monkey land, where monkeys live."

"Yes," Said Dean. "I agree!"

"Wellllllllllll," Said Hermione matter of factly, "You're both wrong. I enjoy eating grass." Just then a smelly old man walked into the room. He had a long grey beard. "Hello!" He said loudly. "My name is Herman!"

"Yes, I agree!" Just then Harry stumbled into the room, wearing a sparkly red dress, and sunglasses. In his hand he carried a banana. "Fabulous news Herman!" He said, very camp. "We won your compensation deal! You'll be going to Jamaica any day now!"

"Goodies!" Herman yelled, jumping for joy. Just then, Snape bulldozed them all.

"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" He gazed around him at the scene of death and corruption. "Whoopsies, this isn't the national society for the protection of helpless, harmless, homeless, hobo clowns." He said. "Sorry folks! My bad!"

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