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SINBAD, LEGEND OF THE SEVEN SEAS:

"Yay!" Shrieked Wormtail as the death eaters collected their popcorn, and headed into the cinema. "I can't believe I'm finally seeing Sinbad!"

Everyone ignored him. The film started.

"Oi, Vold! Pass the coke!" Voldemort passed Draco a large bag of cannibas.

"No, the other kind."

"Oh. Sorry, my bad." Voldemort replied, passing the drinks can over.

"Would you both shut up, Sinbad is speaking!" Bellatrix shouted angrily. Luscious grinned.

"You soooo have a crush on him!"

"No I don't. He's a cartoon character, so shut the crap up Malfoy." Luscious began to cry.

"AARRR!" Goyle cried. Everyone stared at him. "What?" He defended himself.

"I wanted to try it!" It wasn't long before they all got chucked out.

THE BOY WHO SQUID:

Harry sat at Grimmauld place, playing a good old game of cluedo with Sirius' ghost and Lupin.

"Lupin, your turn." Sirius said, who was highly bored. Lupin rolled the dice just as Harry began to say,

"There is always smoke to the south! Nooobody cares for the woods anymore, not even the elves nowadays!"

"Shut up Harry." Lupin grunted.

"NEVER!" Was Harry's response. "You will not conquer me! After all, I am... The boy who squid! I mean lived!!! Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!" He strapped on a jetpack and a Barbie mask, then flew high above them, blasting a hole in the roof. "Bwahahahahaha!!"

"That guy's a fuck up." Sirius said. Everyone agreed.

VOLDY'S SQUIRRELS 1:

"That's right my pretties!" Voldemort said, fondling over his pet squirrels, Mr. Giggles and Mr. Wiggles. "That's right..." He placed them in their cage and turned around. There he saw a tree.

"Blah!" Voldy shrieked in terror.

"Hello!" Said the tree. "My name is Treebeard."

"Aren't you the guy from that ringy film?" Voldemort asked.

".........No. I like the taste of French fries though." Treebeard replied.

"Oh. Lets go to McDonalds then!"

"Ok!" The exited.

"Oi Luscious, look after my Squirrels while I go on holiday to McDonalds

"Ok?"

Malfoy did a tap-dance.

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What will happen to Voldy's squirrels!?!? *quivers in excitement* Actually, I know and yoooouuuuuuu, don't. *laughs*

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