YEEHAH! Hi everyone, how ya doin??????? Enjoy this rather humorous

chapter, that I should charge you to read! I want my money back! Not that I

paid or anything.....

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RON AND THE OLD MAN:

Ron's ghost was smoking a joint and merrily skipping down the corridor,

when a cupboard door flew open and hit him in the face. "OWWW!" He cried

from the floor. An old man with a long grey beard stepped out. "HERMAN????"

Ron gasped. "WHAT HAPPENED??? Aren't you supposed to be in Jamaica???"

"In my day we didn't have these new fangled contraptions." Herman muttered.

"All we had was one eye.... one eye.... and then I got three eyes... and

now I've got.."

Ron slowly backed away.

HARRY'S DIARY ENTRY 7:

Oh dear God! I think I'm falling in love with Draco, that hot psychiatrist

of mine! And he's mine. Not yours, or yours, but mine! Jesus I really need

some Prozac right now.

Harry! You shouldn't take Prozac, and how come you never told me you were

gay??? That is soooo typical of you *cries*

Hey, your not supposed to reading my diary Hermione, bitch.

Stop being such a hypocrite Harry, and if you dare try anything on with

Malfoy, I swear I'll go to Dumbledore.

Geeze, you need Prozac more than me. *runs away from Hermione*

HARRY'S NEW FRIEND:

One morning, stupidly enough Harry found himself lost in one of the lower

dungeons on his way to potions. "Oooh this is not good." He muttered to

himself, when suddenly there was a voice behind him.

"HELLOOO! May I help you sir?"

Harry wheeled around to see a skull lying atop a door frame, "Cool! You can

talk!"

"Yes... i guess i can...." Said the skull uncertainly.

"Can i call you Bob?" Harry beamed annoyingly.

"NO!" snapped the skull. "My name is Tomothy, most fearsome skull in the

whole of..... this room."

"You're about as fearsome as a doorstop." Harry commented.

Tomothy looked put down but said, "Yar! Is it a really scary doorstop?"

"No.... You know you'd look great with a melting candle on your head."

Harry replied.

"Guh, humans, there all the same...." Tomothy scoffed. "Fancy a game of

Landmine Larry?"

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Heeheehee, Landmine Larry! ALL HAIL LANDMINE LARRY! AND ME!!! Oh damned scalpers...... REVIEW!