Harry Potter and the Mortician's Bone
A/N: I do not own Harry Potter. J.K. Rowling does. If you don't believe
me, you are stupider then me. Readers enjoy. ^_^
CHAPTER 1:
*Kings Cross, platform 9 and 3 quarters*
Harry- Hello, I'm the famous Harry Potter. You are you a Weasley?
Ron- Yep.
Harry- So, you have numerous brothers and 1 sister?
Ron- Yep.
Harry- And you're poor?
Ron- Yep.
Harry- I'm way more richer than you'll ever be in your life span of 63
years?
Ron- Correct.
Harry- Want to be best friends forever, until one of us dies in a freak
flying accident?
Ron- Okay.
Harry- Do you know how to get onto the platform?
Ron- Yeah.
Harry- How?
Ron- Easy.
Harry- Do you always talk in 1 word sentences?
Ron- Do you always ask too many questions?
*Hermione walks into story*
Hermione- I know how to onto the platform. In fact, I know a lot of
things. I know so many things, that my I.Q. is 300 times bigger than your
brains put together in Switzerland.
R&H- Shut up!
Hermione- Fine. You can find your way without my help.
*runs around barrier 5 times while muttering like an idiot and suddenly
disappears*
Ron- You'd think muggles would have noticed people vanishing into thin air
by now.
Harry- Muggles are about as smart as mixing fire and gasoline.
Ron- Come on.
Harry- What do you mean?
Ron- We're going to get to the platform.
Harry- How?
Ron- We do what she did.
Harry- What? You mean run around the barrier 5 times while muttering like
an idiot?
Ron- Exactly.
Harry- Awesome.
A/N: Hope you liked it. I know it's perverted and stupid, but it's funny.
Right? Right? RIGHT? Hello! *audio audience clapping tape starts
playing*
Thanx, plz r&r.
A/N: I do not own Harry Potter. J.K. Rowling does. If you don't believe
me, you are stupider then me. Readers enjoy. ^_^
CHAPTER 1:
*Kings Cross, platform 9 and 3 quarters*
Harry- Hello, I'm the famous Harry Potter. You are you a Weasley?
Ron- Yep.
Harry- So, you have numerous brothers and 1 sister?
Ron- Yep.
Harry- And you're poor?
Ron- Yep.
Harry- I'm way more richer than you'll ever be in your life span of 63
years?
Ron- Correct.
Harry- Want to be best friends forever, until one of us dies in a freak
flying accident?
Ron- Okay.
Harry- Do you know how to get onto the platform?
Ron- Yeah.
Harry- How?
Ron- Easy.
Harry- Do you always talk in 1 word sentences?
Ron- Do you always ask too many questions?
*Hermione walks into story*
Hermione- I know how to onto the platform. In fact, I know a lot of
things. I know so many things, that my I.Q. is 300 times bigger than your
brains put together in Switzerland.
R&H- Shut up!
Hermione- Fine. You can find your way without my help.
*runs around barrier 5 times while muttering like an idiot and suddenly
disappears*
Ron- You'd think muggles would have noticed people vanishing into thin air
by now.
Harry- Muggles are about as smart as mixing fire and gasoline.
Ron- Come on.
Harry- What do you mean?
Ron- We're going to get to the platform.
Harry- How?
Ron- We do what she did.
Harry- What? You mean run around the barrier 5 times while muttering like
an idiot?
Ron- Exactly.
Harry- Awesome.
A/N: Hope you liked it. I know it's perverted and stupid, but it's funny.
Right? Right? RIGHT? Hello! *audio audience clapping tape starts
playing*
Thanx, plz r&r.
