Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Final Fantasy Characters as I have
said, they belong to Square-enix.
You may also want to use an Al Bhed Translator when you come up to part of it, if you don't have one downloaded just type Al Bhed translator in Google.
*Lights come on showing the last episode's setting, this time Kuja and Kefka are already at the desk and a weird shaped band are on the stage.* Welcome to The Two K's talk show! With the Two K's them selves, IIIIIIIT'SSS KUJA AND KEFKA!! *Audience clap loudly while new band play a little number.*
Kuja: *This time wearing a long white coat decorated with lilac swirls and patterns while line with gold. He is also wearing skin tight black pants but no shirt and a lilac gold trimmed collar.* Hello and welcome to the show! This week we actually have a band folks! *Audience Ooo's* Please give a warm welcome to The Rumbly Tumblys! *Claps with rest of audience*
Vivi: *Twangs the guitar* Umm.. hi!
Zidane: *From Audience* YOU GO VIVI!! YOU CAN DO ANYTHING MAN!!!
Cait Sith: *Hits the drums* For your fortune, call 555-555-FORTUNE!
Tifa: *From audience* YEAH CAIT!! BANG THOSE DRUMS!
Quina: *Chewing on keyboard* Yummmm, plastic!
Kuja: *Sighs but smiles anyway* On this weeks sho-
Kefka: Why aren't you wearing your Thong!? 00
Kuja: To prove to you I'm not a girl! Now Ssh and let me carry on with the show!
Kefka: *sighs but stares dreamily at Kuja's chest*
Kuja: Kefka. I don't have breasts! I'm not a woman!
Kefka: Being Flat chested is nothing to be ashamed about!
Kuja: *Sighs and slaps Kefka around the face.* Our guests this evening will be the famous gambling man, Setzer Gabbiani and the lovely opera diva impersonating, traitor to the empire woman, Celes Chere! *Audience claps*
Kefka: *Now wide eyed* You didn't book THEM did you? THEM, of ALL the people you could book, you booked THEM!!! 00;
Kuja: I don't see why not! *Grins evilly* Now, welcome our first guest! Setzer Gabbiani!!! *claps with rest of audience*
Kefka: *Now acting like a spoiled child, in a huff with his arms crossed slouching badly*
Setzer: *walks through door, waves and pulls out a few cards doing some card tricks on his way to the sofa.* Howdy!
Kuja: Welcome to the show Setzer!
Setzer: Nice to here! *Smiles at Kuja but sneers at Kefka.* You!!!
Kefka: Hello Setzer! *grins evilly then frowns again.*
Setzer: Kefka.
Kefka: Setzer.
Setzer: Kefka.
Kefka: Setzer.
Setzer: Kefka.
Kefka: Setzer.
Kuja: Kuja! Now let's carry on, shall we?
Setzer: Very well.
Kefka: Yes.. let's.
Setzer: Ok then.
Kefka: Fine.
Setzer: Just peachy.
Kefka: Picture perfect.
Kuja: *coughs loudly* Now, Setzer, it says here you love classy opera! Well so do I! ^__^;
Setzer: Yeah, I always go to the Opera House with the Diva, Maria, and I also like going to the auction house that is close by.
Kuja: Really? Well I own an auction house as I'm a Noble of Treno!
Setzer: Well, I'm a millionaire, who owns the world's first airship, along with complete Casino! *Sticks his tongue out at Kuja*
Kuja: *Is a little ticked off* Well.. I owned the first airship that ran without mist!
Setzer: At least I didn't steal mine!
Kuja: THAT'S IT!! *Becomes Trance Kuja* I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU'RE SNOBBINESS!!! PREPARE TO DIE!! *Leaps towards Setzer, while everything goes swirly and The band starts playing Dark Messenger as the typical Final Fantasy Battle system shows up.*
Setzer: You will be going DOWN! *Uses slots Lagomorph comes up and cures Setzer 79 Hp.* DAMN RABBIT THING!!
Kuja: My turn! *smiles evilly* ULTIMA!!!
Setzer: Oh SHI- *Gets killed by Ultima*
Kefka: *Jumps up and down with joy* UWEEEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!
Kuja: *Looks into camera* We'll be right back after the commercial break! ^_^;
Seymour: *Comes on then walks off dragging Setzer's body away by one leg.*
~~~~~~~~~~ Commercial ~~~~~~~~~~
*Rin appears on screen in front of one of his Shop/Inn houses.*
Rin: Kuut tyo du Al Bhed, Yna oui dnyjammehk vyn po vuud yht haat y bmyla du cdyo?
*Shows Wakka, who is Tired and nods reluctantly.*
Rin: Tu oui haat du cdulg ib uh dra mydacd Edasc, Faybuhc yht Tavahca Edas?
*Wakka Nods reluctantly again.*
Rin: Famm drah, lusa du uha uv so cbaleym Al Bhed Ehh/Cduna ruica drehk! Frana ymm ouin haatc yna nekrd drana!
*Shows Rin and his house thing again*
~~~~~~~~~~ Commercial End ~~~~~~~~~~
Kefka: UWWWEEEEEEEE!!! Welcome Back! If you missed the fight before the I have one thing to say to you! WHY ARE YOU FLICKING CHANNELS?!? YOU SHOULD BE WATCHING US!!! UWEEEEEEEEEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!
Kuja: Yes. *Blankly stares at camera* Hopefully our next guest isn't quite so.err . Snobbish. ^^; Please welcome our last guest for tonight! CELES CHERE!!! *claps with audience*
Celes: *Walks through doors, band places a little bit of the opera music she sang while she walks to the sofa.* Kuja! *Nods happily* Kefka.*evil glares*
Kefka: Celes.
Celes: Kefka.
Kefka: Celes.
Celes: Kefka.
Kefka: Celes.
Celes: Kefka.
Kuja: Please! Not this again! *sighs* First question Celes. How come you betrayed the empire?
Celes: Well I-
Kefka: YOU BETRAYED ME?!!?! WAHAHAHAHAHAA!!! *cries on desk*
Celes: You also betrayed the empire Kefka! You took over everything!
Kefka: Oh! So I did! Uweeeeehehehe!!! *Giggles evilly*
Celes: Riiight. I was only branded a Traitor because I had doubts about what the empire was doing! It really Sucked!
Kefka: *sighs* Why are women always the smart ones?
Kuja: *coughs and punches Kefka on the head.* I hear you are getting married to Locke, can you confirm this?
Celes: Yes abou-
Kefka: I take it back! Women aren't always the smart ones! ^___^
Celes: What are you implying?
Kefka: Nothing.. Nothing at all. *Puts on an innocent face*
Celes: I know he used to be a thief!
Locke: *calls out from audience* TREASURE HUNTER!!! I'M A GOD DAMN TREASURE HUNTER!!!
Celes: FINE!! A Treasure Hunter, but he's not anymore!
Kefka: OKAY!! OKAY!! Jim-mo-nee!
Kuja: *blinks* I can see what's going to happen here people, so let's just cut to the commercial's already! ^___^;
~~~~~~~~~~ Commercial ~~~~~~~~~~
*Shows Cloud standing in the middle of Wall Street Completely clueless to why he's there.*
Cloud: *Reading from cue card* I am a man, looking to for a dress, but where can I find a dress that fits my . Musclair? Oh, muscular body features. HEY!!! *Turns to Camera angrily.* The hell is this?!
*Back drop comes down of the dress store*
Whisper: Just read the cue card, Cloud! Or you won't be paid!
Cloud: *Looks at Cue Card* Oh! Look! Just the place for Drag Queens like me! How lucky I am that a shop sells such fine gowns at cheap prices for men like me.. *Not amused*
Dramatic voice: *Big sign comes up* Come To Wall Street Drag Robes! The place where all you Drag Queens can Buy Fashionable designs at Low Prices!
~~~~~~~~~~ Commercial End ~~~~~~~~~~
Kuja: *Murmurs to self* I must go there sometime! *Smiles at the camera* Welcome Back folks! The show will be ending shortly, but first we must say thanks to our two Guests! *Hand gestures towards the still dead Setzer and Celes, who is poking him.* And do not worry about Kefka!
*Kefka is hung upside-down gagged and tied up*
Kuja: He will be cut down by next week! Now before we end, we would also like to thank the Rumbly Tumblys! *claps with the audience* Good Bye everyone! AND DON'T FORGET TO JOIN US NEXT WEEK!! GOOD NIGHT!!! *camera zooms away as band plays*
~~~~~~~~~~ SPECIAL SHINRA NEWS BULLETIN ~~~~~~~~~~
Palmer: *Coughs and ruffles papers, then looks at the camera seriously.* Good Day. *He Farts* Good night.
Sephiroth: *Runs on* I'LL KILL YOU, YOU SHINRA VERMIN!!!
Palmer: AGGGGGGGGH!!! *Runs off with Sephiroth Chasing him*
~~~~~~~~~~ END ~~~~~~~~~~
You may also want to use an Al Bhed Translator when you come up to part of it, if you don't have one downloaded just type Al Bhed translator in Google.
*Lights come on showing the last episode's setting, this time Kuja and Kefka are already at the desk and a weird shaped band are on the stage.* Welcome to The Two K's talk show! With the Two K's them selves, IIIIIIIT'SSS KUJA AND KEFKA!! *Audience clap loudly while new band play a little number.*
Kuja: *This time wearing a long white coat decorated with lilac swirls and patterns while line with gold. He is also wearing skin tight black pants but no shirt and a lilac gold trimmed collar.* Hello and welcome to the show! This week we actually have a band folks! *Audience Ooo's* Please give a warm welcome to The Rumbly Tumblys! *Claps with rest of audience*
Vivi: *Twangs the guitar* Umm.. hi!
Zidane: *From Audience* YOU GO VIVI!! YOU CAN DO ANYTHING MAN!!!
Cait Sith: *Hits the drums* For your fortune, call 555-555-FORTUNE!
Tifa: *From audience* YEAH CAIT!! BANG THOSE DRUMS!
Quina: *Chewing on keyboard* Yummmm, plastic!
Kuja: *Sighs but smiles anyway* On this weeks sho-
Kefka: Why aren't you wearing your Thong!? 00
Kuja: To prove to you I'm not a girl! Now Ssh and let me carry on with the show!
Kefka: *sighs but stares dreamily at Kuja's chest*
Kuja: Kefka. I don't have breasts! I'm not a woman!
Kefka: Being Flat chested is nothing to be ashamed about!
Kuja: *Sighs and slaps Kefka around the face.* Our guests this evening will be the famous gambling man, Setzer Gabbiani and the lovely opera diva impersonating, traitor to the empire woman, Celes Chere! *Audience claps*
Kefka: *Now wide eyed* You didn't book THEM did you? THEM, of ALL the people you could book, you booked THEM!!! 00;
Kuja: I don't see why not! *Grins evilly* Now, welcome our first guest! Setzer Gabbiani!!! *claps with rest of audience*
Kefka: *Now acting like a spoiled child, in a huff with his arms crossed slouching badly*
Setzer: *walks through door, waves and pulls out a few cards doing some card tricks on his way to the sofa.* Howdy!
Kuja: Welcome to the show Setzer!
Setzer: Nice to here! *Smiles at Kuja but sneers at Kefka.* You!!!
Kefka: Hello Setzer! *grins evilly then frowns again.*
Setzer: Kefka.
Kefka: Setzer.
Setzer: Kefka.
Kefka: Setzer.
Setzer: Kefka.
Kefka: Setzer.
Kuja: Kuja! Now let's carry on, shall we?
Setzer: Very well.
Kefka: Yes.. let's.
Setzer: Ok then.
Kefka: Fine.
Setzer: Just peachy.
Kefka: Picture perfect.
Kuja: *coughs loudly* Now, Setzer, it says here you love classy opera! Well so do I! ^__^;
Setzer: Yeah, I always go to the Opera House with the Diva, Maria, and I also like going to the auction house that is close by.
Kuja: Really? Well I own an auction house as I'm a Noble of Treno!
Setzer: Well, I'm a millionaire, who owns the world's first airship, along with complete Casino! *Sticks his tongue out at Kuja*
Kuja: *Is a little ticked off* Well.. I owned the first airship that ran without mist!
Setzer: At least I didn't steal mine!
Kuja: THAT'S IT!! *Becomes Trance Kuja* I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU'RE SNOBBINESS!!! PREPARE TO DIE!! *Leaps towards Setzer, while everything goes swirly and The band starts playing Dark Messenger as the typical Final Fantasy Battle system shows up.*
Setzer: You will be going DOWN! *Uses slots Lagomorph comes up and cures Setzer 79 Hp.* DAMN RABBIT THING!!
Kuja: My turn! *smiles evilly* ULTIMA!!!
Setzer: Oh SHI- *Gets killed by Ultima*
Kefka: *Jumps up and down with joy* UWEEEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!
Kuja: *Looks into camera* We'll be right back after the commercial break! ^_^;
Seymour: *Comes on then walks off dragging Setzer's body away by one leg.*
~~~~~~~~~~ Commercial ~~~~~~~~~~
*Rin appears on screen in front of one of his Shop/Inn houses.*
Rin: Kuut tyo du Al Bhed, Yna oui dnyjammehk vyn po vuud yht haat y bmyla du cdyo?
*Shows Wakka, who is Tired and nods reluctantly.*
Rin: Tu oui haat du cdulg ib uh dra mydacd Edasc, Faybuhc yht Tavahca Edas?
*Wakka Nods reluctantly again.*
Rin: Famm drah, lusa du uha uv so cbaleym Al Bhed Ehh/Cduna ruica drehk! Frana ymm ouin haatc yna nekrd drana!
*Shows Rin and his house thing again*
~~~~~~~~~~ Commercial End ~~~~~~~~~~
Kefka: UWWWEEEEEEEE!!! Welcome Back! If you missed the fight before the I have one thing to say to you! WHY ARE YOU FLICKING CHANNELS?!? YOU SHOULD BE WATCHING US!!! UWEEEEEEEEEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!
Kuja: Yes. *Blankly stares at camera* Hopefully our next guest isn't quite so.err . Snobbish. ^^; Please welcome our last guest for tonight! CELES CHERE!!! *claps with audience*
Celes: *Walks through doors, band places a little bit of the opera music she sang while she walks to the sofa.* Kuja! *Nods happily* Kefka.*evil glares*
Kefka: Celes.
Celes: Kefka.
Kefka: Celes.
Celes: Kefka.
Kefka: Celes.
Celes: Kefka.
Kuja: Please! Not this again! *sighs* First question Celes. How come you betrayed the empire?
Celes: Well I-
Kefka: YOU BETRAYED ME?!!?! WAHAHAHAHAHAA!!! *cries on desk*
Celes: You also betrayed the empire Kefka! You took over everything!
Kefka: Oh! So I did! Uweeeeehehehe!!! *Giggles evilly*
Celes: Riiight. I was only branded a Traitor because I had doubts about what the empire was doing! It really Sucked!
Kefka: *sighs* Why are women always the smart ones?
Kuja: *coughs and punches Kefka on the head.* I hear you are getting married to Locke, can you confirm this?
Celes: Yes abou-
Kefka: I take it back! Women aren't always the smart ones! ^___^
Celes: What are you implying?
Kefka: Nothing.. Nothing at all. *Puts on an innocent face*
Celes: I know he used to be a thief!
Locke: *calls out from audience* TREASURE HUNTER!!! I'M A GOD DAMN TREASURE HUNTER!!!
Celes: FINE!! A Treasure Hunter, but he's not anymore!
Kefka: OKAY!! OKAY!! Jim-mo-nee!
Kuja: *blinks* I can see what's going to happen here people, so let's just cut to the commercial's already! ^___^;
~~~~~~~~~~ Commercial ~~~~~~~~~~
*Shows Cloud standing in the middle of Wall Street Completely clueless to why he's there.*
Cloud: *Reading from cue card* I am a man, looking to for a dress, but where can I find a dress that fits my . Musclair? Oh, muscular body features. HEY!!! *Turns to Camera angrily.* The hell is this?!
*Back drop comes down of the dress store*
Whisper: Just read the cue card, Cloud! Or you won't be paid!
Cloud: *Looks at Cue Card* Oh! Look! Just the place for Drag Queens like me! How lucky I am that a shop sells such fine gowns at cheap prices for men like me.. *Not amused*
Dramatic voice: *Big sign comes up* Come To Wall Street Drag Robes! The place where all you Drag Queens can Buy Fashionable designs at Low Prices!
~~~~~~~~~~ Commercial End ~~~~~~~~~~
Kuja: *Murmurs to self* I must go there sometime! *Smiles at the camera* Welcome Back folks! The show will be ending shortly, but first we must say thanks to our two Guests! *Hand gestures towards the still dead Setzer and Celes, who is poking him.* And do not worry about Kefka!
*Kefka is hung upside-down gagged and tied up*
Kuja: He will be cut down by next week! Now before we end, we would also like to thank the Rumbly Tumblys! *claps with the audience* Good Bye everyone! AND DON'T FORGET TO JOIN US NEXT WEEK!! GOOD NIGHT!!! *camera zooms away as band plays*
~~~~~~~~~~ SPECIAL SHINRA NEWS BULLETIN ~~~~~~~~~~
Palmer: *Coughs and ruffles papers, then looks at the camera seriously.* Good Day. *He Farts* Good night.
Sephiroth: *Runs on* I'LL KILL YOU, YOU SHINRA VERMIN!!!
Palmer: AGGGGGGGGH!!! *Runs off with Sephiroth Chasing him*
~~~~~~~~~~ END ~~~~~~~~~~
