Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Final Fantasy Characters as I have
said, they belong to Square-enix.
Thanks to the reviews I have had so far! I love you all!
*Lights come on showing the last episode's setting, Kuja is sat at the desk and Kefka seems to be missing, the band is also there.* Welcome to The Two K's talk show! With the Two K's them selves, IIIIIIIT'SSS KUJA AND KEFKA!! *Audience clap loudly while new band play a little number.*
Kuja: Hello, and welcome to this weeks show of the Two K's... Kefka I believe is not here... Well as you can see... *Smiles Joyfully* He is not here and I don't know where he is! Oh joy!
Seymour: *Comes walking on, this time with a presenter's microphone on instead of his usual headset. He takes his place beside Kuja at the desk* Good Evening...
Kuja: *Looks from Seymour to the Camera* O-kaaaay... This evening our quests will be-
Seymour: May I say you are looking lovely today, Kuja! *Smiles charmingly*
Kuja: I do try Seymour... Yes... Now Our first guest will be the man who thought he was an Ex-member of SOLIDER and went completely coo coo at one point! No it's not Zidane Tribal, BUT CLOUD STRIFE EVERYBODY!!! *Claps with audience*
Cloud Strife: *Appears at the door way, waves and makes his way down to the sofa*
Zidane: *Mutters in Audience* I never thought I was a member of solider!
Dagger: Yes but you did go crazy on us...
Zidane: Truuuue....
Kuja: *Whispering to Seymour* Where's Kefka?
Seymour: He's... er... On a sick day I believe...
Kuja: Oh... *turns to face Cloud* Welcome to the show Cloud...
Cloud: *Nods slowly* Where's Kefka?
Kuja: We believe that Kefka may be off sick... Now Cloud, how did it feel to nearly kill one of your own companions due to Sephiroth controlling you?
Cloud: *whimpers then bursts out crying* I DIDN'T MEAN TOO!!! HE MADE ME!!! I didn't kill her! It was hiiiiiiiiiiim!!!!!!! *runs off crying like a little baby*
Kuja and Seymour: o_0;
~~~~~~~~~~ While this is all happening, something strange is going on behind the stage... ~~~~~~~~~~
*Kefka is being hung upside down while some mysterious person hides in the shadows.*
????: Once preparations will be done, You will be nothing and I will be something! MWAHAHA!!!
Kefka: You'll still be nothing! Uweeee!!! When Kuja-doll finds out about this, she's gone rip your head off! Uwweeeeeeeeehehehehehe!!!
????: Kuja's a man... And a very cute one at that! *Holds up Kuja photo and hugs it*
Kefka: Kuja's MINE Dumbass!
????: You seem to forget that you're tied up and that once we take over Kuja will be mine!!! MWAHAHAHA!!!
Kefka: You crazy!
????: I'm not crazy! You're the one who looks like the clown around here!
Kefka: Atleast I know my second name!!
????: Hell, I don't even know your second name, what is it?
Kefka: Er.... I don't know...
????: But you just said you did!
Kefka: I thought I did...
????: Then you must of known....
Kefka: I don't know.... What were we talking about again?
????: You're second name!
Kefka: Really?! I have one?!
????: You just said you did!!!
Kefka: Really?! I forgot... Who are you again? *goes cross eyed*
????: You're an idiot!
Kefka: Really? Maybe you're the idiot around here!
????: I don't think so... .
Kefka: That just proves you're an idiot, you don't think! Uweeeeeeeeheheheheh!!!
????: Shut up...
Kefka: No, you shut up!
????: No, you shut up!
Kefka: No, you!
????: You!
Kefka: Noooooooo, yoooooooooou!!!
~~~~~~~~~~ And we carry on with the show scene while they argue... ~~~~~~~~~~
*Cloud is sat with the Rumbly Tumblys and is crying and moaning about his life, while Vivi and Cait Sith try to comfort him. Quina just chews on his 6th keyboard that night. Kuja and Seymour are looking a little worried but smile none the less at the camera.*
Kuja: I think we should go to a commercial break for the time being, but stay tuned for our next guest after the break.! *smiles cheesily.*
~~~~~~~~~~ Commercial ~~~~~~~~~~
*Camera Shows Rufus Shinra in some kind of rapping uniform.*
Rufus: Yo hippy dudes! I'm cool, I'm down with it! I'm here to say that all you Dudes and Gals out there should join my Business! *Does some weird break dance move and then freezes*
*Reno now enters wearing a similar outfit*
Reno: Yo, what's up me homies? Join today and you can be cool, so hip ya friends wil think ya scorchin' hot! *Does a break dance move*
*Elena now walks in wearing a female version of their clothes*
Reno: If you join ShinRa Inc today, you can pick up hot girls like me easily! *winks at camera*
*Rude then comes on*
Rude: .... *Does some major kickass Break dance moves like a pro.*
All: Join today, don't delay, YO!
*Sephiroth then runs on, grasping sword in hand.*
Sephiroth: I'LL TURN YOU SHINRA SCUM INTO STRING!!!!
All: AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!! *runs off*
Sephiroth *Runs after the Shinra*
~~~~~~~~~~ Commercial over ~~~~~~~~~~
*Cloud is no gone and Kuja and Seymour are looking slightly more relaxed at the desk.*
Kuja: Welcome back to the show everybody! Our next guest this evenin-
Seymour: Will be talking to that secret keeper from Balamb Garden, not Seifer, this guy can be the moodiest guy you've ever seen! That's right, iiiiiiiiittttttt'sssssss SQUALL LEONHART EVERYBODY!! *Stands up clapping with the rest of the audience*
*Kuja looks a little miffed while tapping his fingers on the table, Squall appears at the doorway looking rather moody but gives a small smile and a wave, then makes his way over. The band plays "Eyes on me" as he makes his way*
Seymour: Greetings Squall! *shakes hands with Squall*
Squall: Hello Seymour... Kuja... *nods at Kuja*
Kuja: Yes hello... Seymour: Well Squall, *sits down in chair again* How's life with Rinoa doing?
Squall: S'ok I supposed... Better then it was anyway....
Seymour: Now Squall, before your journey came to an end, you went threw some kind of Time compression. We thought you died! How is it that you came to be alive today?
Squall: *Sits there blinking* Possibly the same way why you are STILL alive today? 00;
Seymour: ..... Quite... o0;
Kuja: *Yawns, looking rather bored. He is busying slouching on one arm twirling his hair with the other.* *mumbles* If Kefka were here, I'd be more entertained... *Sighs*
*The lights suddenly go off, and the audience start screaming but still sat in their seats. Tidus' sword can be seen glowing blue.*
Tidus: Wah hey! Blue light bulb sword! *grins stupidly*
Kuja: *Stands up trying to shout to the audience, while lighting up the place with some fire* CALM DOWN PEOPLE!!! You lot have seen worse things when travelling your worlds! GEEZ, you're all babies!
Audience: Oooooo.... *Quieten down.*
Kuja: Thank you! I think Seymour may have gone to check the lights, now everyone calm down! What the? AGH! *Kuja's light thing disappears and everyone starts screaming... again*
*The lights suddenly come back on and Kuja is hanging upside also gagged. Two strange people that cannot be identified due to they are covered in shadows. One however won't stop hugging the upside down Kuja.*
????1: We are taking over the show... Considering The Two K's have only been up for 2 episodes but still the ratings of this show have been a big hit! We will be taking over it and we will become big! MWAHAHAHA!!!
????2: KUJA IS FINALLY MINE!!! MWAHAHAHA!!! *Hugs Kuja more*
Kuja: *sweatdrops and breaks free from his gagged position* We'll be back right after this commercial! *Smiles at the camera*
~~~~~~~~~~ Commercial ~~~~~~~~~~
*Scene shows O'aka standing in the middle of some kind of Field. He is holding up some kind of Yuna doll in her songstress dress.*
O'aka: Welcome to O'aka's, today I'm selling this beautiful one of a kind Songstress Yuna... *Camera closes up to The doll while O'aka keeps talking* This Beautiful doll is hand painted and crafted to the finest detail! It even sings and dances too!
*O'aka presses some hidden button and it starts sing "real emotion" while dancing.*
O'aka: Made to perfection! If you want to buy one, I'll be on the run from the al bhed! Tar tar! *runs off while being chased by the debt collectors*
~~~~~~~~~~ Commercial over ~~~~~~~~~~
*Kefka has been brought out to the front of the show and is hanging upside down just like Kuja, but Kuja is still being "harassed" by one of the ????. The other one sitting at the desk with his legs on the table and arms behind hid head.*
Kuja: And welcome back! As you can see me and Kefka are in a bit of a sticky situation... Isn't that right Kefka?
Kefka: GET YOUR HANDS OFF KUJA-DOLL!!! Oooooooo, When I get out of this I'LL TURN YOU INTO ASHES!! UweeeeeeeeeeeeeHEHEHEHEHE!!! *Struggling badly*
Kuja: I'll take that as a yes... Join us next week, or rather not if something happens to us by then! We want to thank the Rumbly Tumblys for being there!
*Camera shows The Rumbly Tumblys all tied up and gagged, Quina is not gagged however as he is still chewing on keyboards.*
Kuja: And also a big thank you to Cloud and Squall's brief appearance on tonights show...
*Camera shows both tied up and gagged behind stage.*
Kuja: Thank and – Mufjad! *gagged*
????1: Thank and Join us for a change Next week! MWAHAHAHA!!! GOODNIGHT!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
????2: MWAHAHAHA!!!!
~~~~~~~~~~ SPECIAL SHINRA NEWS BULLETIN ~~~~~~~~~~
Hojo: *Is sat at the desk, ruffles some papers and sneezes* Goooooood afternoooooon! *creepy smile* Care to be one of my specimens!?!?!? MWAHAHAHAHAH!!! *Stands up and laughs maniacally, chokes and then falls to the floor.*
Sephiroth: *walks in, pokes Hojo with sword, shrugs and then sits at the desk.* GOOD NIGHT!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *Also chokes and fall off chair*
~~~~~~~~~~ END ~~~~~~~~~~
Thanks to the reviews I have had so far! I love you all!
*Lights come on showing the last episode's setting, Kuja is sat at the desk and Kefka seems to be missing, the band is also there.* Welcome to The Two K's talk show! With the Two K's them selves, IIIIIIIT'SSS KUJA AND KEFKA!! *Audience clap loudly while new band play a little number.*
Kuja: Hello, and welcome to this weeks show of the Two K's... Kefka I believe is not here... Well as you can see... *Smiles Joyfully* He is not here and I don't know where he is! Oh joy!
Seymour: *Comes walking on, this time with a presenter's microphone on instead of his usual headset. He takes his place beside Kuja at the desk* Good Evening...
Kuja: *Looks from Seymour to the Camera* O-kaaaay... This evening our quests will be-
Seymour: May I say you are looking lovely today, Kuja! *Smiles charmingly*
Kuja: I do try Seymour... Yes... Now Our first guest will be the man who thought he was an Ex-member of SOLIDER and went completely coo coo at one point! No it's not Zidane Tribal, BUT CLOUD STRIFE EVERYBODY!!! *Claps with audience*
Cloud Strife: *Appears at the door way, waves and makes his way down to the sofa*
Zidane: *Mutters in Audience* I never thought I was a member of solider!
Dagger: Yes but you did go crazy on us...
Zidane: Truuuue....
Kuja: *Whispering to Seymour* Where's Kefka?
Seymour: He's... er... On a sick day I believe...
Kuja: Oh... *turns to face Cloud* Welcome to the show Cloud...
Cloud: *Nods slowly* Where's Kefka?
Kuja: We believe that Kefka may be off sick... Now Cloud, how did it feel to nearly kill one of your own companions due to Sephiroth controlling you?
Cloud: *whimpers then bursts out crying* I DIDN'T MEAN TOO!!! HE MADE ME!!! I didn't kill her! It was hiiiiiiiiiiim!!!!!!! *runs off crying like a little baby*
Kuja and Seymour: o_0;
~~~~~~~~~~ While this is all happening, something strange is going on behind the stage... ~~~~~~~~~~
*Kefka is being hung upside down while some mysterious person hides in the shadows.*
????: Once preparations will be done, You will be nothing and I will be something! MWAHAHA!!!
Kefka: You'll still be nothing! Uweeee!!! When Kuja-doll finds out about this, she's gone rip your head off! Uwweeeeeeeeehehehehehe!!!
????: Kuja's a man... And a very cute one at that! *Holds up Kuja photo and hugs it*
Kefka: Kuja's MINE Dumbass!
????: You seem to forget that you're tied up and that once we take over Kuja will be mine!!! MWAHAHAHA!!!
Kefka: You crazy!
????: I'm not crazy! You're the one who looks like the clown around here!
Kefka: Atleast I know my second name!!
????: Hell, I don't even know your second name, what is it?
Kefka: Er.... I don't know...
????: But you just said you did!
Kefka: I thought I did...
????: Then you must of known....
Kefka: I don't know.... What were we talking about again?
????: You're second name!
Kefka: Really?! I have one?!
????: You just said you did!!!
Kefka: Really?! I forgot... Who are you again? *goes cross eyed*
????: You're an idiot!
Kefka: Really? Maybe you're the idiot around here!
????: I don't think so... .
Kefka: That just proves you're an idiot, you don't think! Uweeeeeeeeheheheheh!!!
????: Shut up...
Kefka: No, you shut up!
????: No, you shut up!
Kefka: No, you!
????: You!
Kefka: Noooooooo, yoooooooooou!!!
~~~~~~~~~~ And we carry on with the show scene while they argue... ~~~~~~~~~~
*Cloud is sat with the Rumbly Tumblys and is crying and moaning about his life, while Vivi and Cait Sith try to comfort him. Quina just chews on his 6th keyboard that night. Kuja and Seymour are looking a little worried but smile none the less at the camera.*
Kuja: I think we should go to a commercial break for the time being, but stay tuned for our next guest after the break.! *smiles cheesily.*
~~~~~~~~~~ Commercial ~~~~~~~~~~
*Camera Shows Rufus Shinra in some kind of rapping uniform.*
Rufus: Yo hippy dudes! I'm cool, I'm down with it! I'm here to say that all you Dudes and Gals out there should join my Business! *Does some weird break dance move and then freezes*
*Reno now enters wearing a similar outfit*
Reno: Yo, what's up me homies? Join today and you can be cool, so hip ya friends wil think ya scorchin' hot! *Does a break dance move*
*Elena now walks in wearing a female version of their clothes*
Reno: If you join ShinRa Inc today, you can pick up hot girls like me easily! *winks at camera*
*Rude then comes on*
Rude: .... *Does some major kickass Break dance moves like a pro.*
All: Join today, don't delay, YO!
*Sephiroth then runs on, grasping sword in hand.*
Sephiroth: I'LL TURN YOU SHINRA SCUM INTO STRING!!!!
All: AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!! *runs off*
Sephiroth *Runs after the Shinra*
~~~~~~~~~~ Commercial over ~~~~~~~~~~
*Cloud is no gone and Kuja and Seymour are looking slightly more relaxed at the desk.*
Kuja: Welcome back to the show everybody! Our next guest this evenin-
Seymour: Will be talking to that secret keeper from Balamb Garden, not Seifer, this guy can be the moodiest guy you've ever seen! That's right, iiiiiiiiittttttt'sssssss SQUALL LEONHART EVERYBODY!! *Stands up clapping with the rest of the audience*
*Kuja looks a little miffed while tapping his fingers on the table, Squall appears at the doorway looking rather moody but gives a small smile and a wave, then makes his way over. The band plays "Eyes on me" as he makes his way*
Seymour: Greetings Squall! *shakes hands with Squall*
Squall: Hello Seymour... Kuja... *nods at Kuja*
Kuja: Yes hello... Seymour: Well Squall, *sits down in chair again* How's life with Rinoa doing?
Squall: S'ok I supposed... Better then it was anyway....
Seymour: Now Squall, before your journey came to an end, you went threw some kind of Time compression. We thought you died! How is it that you came to be alive today?
Squall: *Sits there blinking* Possibly the same way why you are STILL alive today? 00;
Seymour: ..... Quite... o0;
Kuja: *Yawns, looking rather bored. He is busying slouching on one arm twirling his hair with the other.* *mumbles* If Kefka were here, I'd be more entertained... *Sighs*
*The lights suddenly go off, and the audience start screaming but still sat in their seats. Tidus' sword can be seen glowing blue.*
Tidus: Wah hey! Blue light bulb sword! *grins stupidly*
Kuja: *Stands up trying to shout to the audience, while lighting up the place with some fire* CALM DOWN PEOPLE!!! You lot have seen worse things when travelling your worlds! GEEZ, you're all babies!
Audience: Oooooo.... *Quieten down.*
Kuja: Thank you! I think Seymour may have gone to check the lights, now everyone calm down! What the? AGH! *Kuja's light thing disappears and everyone starts screaming... again*
*The lights suddenly come back on and Kuja is hanging upside also gagged. Two strange people that cannot be identified due to they are covered in shadows. One however won't stop hugging the upside down Kuja.*
????1: We are taking over the show... Considering The Two K's have only been up for 2 episodes but still the ratings of this show have been a big hit! We will be taking over it and we will become big! MWAHAHAHA!!!
????2: KUJA IS FINALLY MINE!!! MWAHAHAHA!!! *Hugs Kuja more*
Kuja: *sweatdrops and breaks free from his gagged position* We'll be back right after this commercial! *Smiles at the camera*
~~~~~~~~~~ Commercial ~~~~~~~~~~
*Scene shows O'aka standing in the middle of some kind of Field. He is holding up some kind of Yuna doll in her songstress dress.*
O'aka: Welcome to O'aka's, today I'm selling this beautiful one of a kind Songstress Yuna... *Camera closes up to The doll while O'aka keeps talking* This Beautiful doll is hand painted and crafted to the finest detail! It even sings and dances too!
*O'aka presses some hidden button and it starts sing "real emotion" while dancing.*
O'aka: Made to perfection! If you want to buy one, I'll be on the run from the al bhed! Tar tar! *runs off while being chased by the debt collectors*
~~~~~~~~~~ Commercial over ~~~~~~~~~~
*Kefka has been brought out to the front of the show and is hanging upside down just like Kuja, but Kuja is still being "harassed" by one of the ????. The other one sitting at the desk with his legs on the table and arms behind hid head.*
Kuja: And welcome back! As you can see me and Kefka are in a bit of a sticky situation... Isn't that right Kefka?
Kefka: GET YOUR HANDS OFF KUJA-DOLL!!! Oooooooo, When I get out of this I'LL TURN YOU INTO ASHES!! UweeeeeeeeeeeeeHEHEHEHEHE!!! *Struggling badly*
Kuja: I'll take that as a yes... Join us next week, or rather not if something happens to us by then! We want to thank the Rumbly Tumblys for being there!
*Camera shows The Rumbly Tumblys all tied up and gagged, Quina is not gagged however as he is still chewing on keyboards.*
Kuja: And also a big thank you to Cloud and Squall's brief appearance on tonights show...
*Camera shows both tied up and gagged behind stage.*
Kuja: Thank and – Mufjad! *gagged*
????1: Thank and Join us for a change Next week! MWAHAHAHA!!! GOODNIGHT!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
????2: MWAHAHAHA!!!!
~~~~~~~~~~ SPECIAL SHINRA NEWS BULLETIN ~~~~~~~~~~
Hojo: *Is sat at the desk, ruffles some papers and sneezes* Goooooood afternoooooon! *creepy smile* Care to be one of my specimens!?!?!? MWAHAHAHAHAH!!! *Stands up and laughs maniacally, chokes and then falls to the floor.*
Sephiroth: *walks in, pokes Hojo with sword, shrugs and then sits at the desk.* GOOD NIGHT!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *Also chokes and fall off chair*
~~~~~~~~~~ END ~~~~~~~~~~
