Chapter 2
Master Roshi and the girl from the Sky.


It was a quiet day at The Kame house. Master Roshi was reading his usual hentai magazine. Oolong was peeking over his shoulder puffing and wheezing. "Yeah..that's right Ryoko...you know what I like...hoo ha ha ha" All of a sudden there was a scream and a girl in a yellow shorts a green sweater and a Shruiken tied to her back fell from the sky and landed right at master Roshi's feet. They all tumbled out of the chair and fell to the ground feet up in the air. "Now see here young lady! You don't come bargining in falling outta the sky on people's...." That's when he saw that the girls sweater had became untucked just alittle to see a little swell of her breasts. "Well well...err..Oolong go in the house there's nothing we can do." Said Roshi quickly. "Oolong?" He looked around and back at the girl from the sky. Oolong was trying to make his way up her shirt. "Why YOU!!" Master Roshi grabs Oolong and throws him at the house where he lands smack dab into the house window breaking it and going through. At this time the racket has awaken Yuffie. She stands up and looks at the old man shouting about getting up her shirt. She looks at the mag in his hand. Of course..a hentai fan..she decides to teach this guy a lesson. "Hey! Don't you know its not polite to feel a girl up?" She asks angrily. Master Roshi stops mid-sentence. "Ahh..agha..." he says in a loss for words. Yuffie has taken her shirt off exposing her breasts. High above the ground loomed Sephiroth. Watching the spectecle. It was really quite funny when he thought about it. But he didn't care..oh no..he wanted both of them. A kind of inhuman hunger. The killers instinct so to speak. He grinned and started to make his away down. Soon he would have more power...Cloud would soon perish and the cycle would begin again...A thought that had never come to him hit him like lighting.. What if jenova didn't exist in this world? What then? Without out a seconed thought he zooms off toward the island. All the while..laughing silently. "Whats the matter guy? Cat got your tougne?" She smiles in a sudective way. Suddenly there's a explosion. Yuffie looks up and screams. "Sephiroth! Damn you! Can't you wait till im finsished!?"she asked angrily. Sephiroth looks down at her and grins. "Foolish girl! You have all the time you want. Once you become one with me! "Sephiroth grabs her and is about to fuse with her when master Roshi powers up. Oh No you don't" he screams. He grabs master Roshi by the head and fuses with him. Now he's Fused with more power.. But its still not enough...Yuffie screams and runs. But he doesn't care. He can find better power. He goes off in search of Goku's house. His power level doesn't seem to be anywhere near it. I with a laugh I triumph he takes off. Unaware that Oolong is watching. Scared..and crying. He creeps to the phone and call's Goku's.