CHAPTER TWO:

I wasn't sure how long I'd been asleep, but I was awake now, and suddenly aware of a distant comforting noise around me. I sat up with my eyes still closed and shook my head. Why was my bed moving?! Why was the air so warm and still? my house wasn't like that. These weren't my sheets either,...in fact, nothing felt right about this, this wasn't even my house at all! I opened my eyes, thinking maybe it was a dream, but what I saw was quite real. I was in a dark room, on a very comfortable bed, with black and deep red silky sheets and blankets, which was tucked into a corner and was sort of round-ish. there was fancy looking wooden furniture around the room, and a table in the middle of the room with a map on it. Behind that were a row of windows, on which all of the curtains had been drawn. With my heart beating in my ear, I tenativley got out of the bed, onto the swaying floor, and slowly crept twoards the window, cautiously noting the door. I peered out of the curtains and saw the side of the deck of --a ship!!, outside was bright daylight-with lots of legs and feet moving about the deck. I screamed and fell over as a wave hit the side of the boat. With that footsteps quickly came twoards the door. My heart lept into my throat and I backed into the corner of the room, hoping not to be seen. I would've crawled under the bed, but it was too far away to get to in such short time. The door opened and a silouhette of a man appeared. As he came in closer, I realized who that man was. I slowly got up, and eased myself out of the corner.

"Oh, there y'are lass, nearly gave me a fright hiding like that" he chuckled.

"...lass..." I repeated.

"...aye, you, not me," he said, chuckling again.

"...You're...this is ...this is..."

he cocked his head twoards me.

"oh my LORD!" I exclaimed. "HOW did I manage to get on the set of Pirates of the Caribbean?? Oh I hope I didn't mess up your shot! oh no, I am so incredibly sorry, I just...oh no, god, please forgive me..., I'm just lost, and -"

"shh, slow down miss, its allright, no need to apologize for anything..." he said, looking a tad confused.

"OH MY GOD!" I screamed, becoming a giddy pre-teen version of myself. "YOU'RE...YOU'RE..."

"I'm...." he said, questioning her.

"You're Johnny Depp!!" I screamed in hysterics.

"Who in the blazes is that? Luv, I'm Captain Jack Sparrow."

"Oooh, I get it...you're in character. That is too cool. Why am I here?"

"...in character?" he asked, ignoring my last question.

"Yeah, for the movie! But...its allready been made. Is this the sequel or something???? OOH this is so exciting!! But why am I in it? I mean, I'm not an actress!"

Johnny looked at me like I was crazy.

"Luv, I have no idea at'all what you're talking about. Would you mind explaining?"

"Ooh. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to get you out of character. Um, ok. Do you know why I'm here?"

"Well yes, do you?" he asked.

"No, not really. I mean I get where I am, and everything, but I don't know how I got here or why I'M in the movie...hey, where are the cameras?"

"This is no movie, and there are no cameras. you're obviously very confused. Listen darling," he drawled with that adorable smile and husky voice. "Ye've wished yerself here, thats all there is to it, savvy? I know about ye and that ye wished to be here and so y'are. he smiled at me and opened a drawer in the desk. out came a flask of rum and two cups. "Rum?" he offered.

I shook my head. I wouldn't be able to hold rum, my stomach had just dropped through the floor.

"yer loss, mate" he shrugged."

this was revolving around me way too much to be a movie. Just to make sure, I got up and quickly ran twoards the door. I peered outside and sure enough there was no movie crew to be seen. We were sailing away from Tortuga at a rapid pace. I quickly ran back inside Jack's chambers, white as a ghost.

"Its not possible..." I said

"Not probable." he replied.

I shook my head in disbelief. "How...how...you just, HOW??!"

He looked at me like I was an idiot. "you...WISHED yourself here darling."

"I...I....but....home! my family! my life!!! I..."

She smiled cockily at me. "ahh, I thought you didn't like that life?"

I began to stutter in protest but then stopped. "...you're right." I said. I burst out laughing. "I can't BELIEVE this!!! I'm with Captain Jack Sparrow!!!" I stopped laughing for a minute to look at Jack.

"....wait!!! HOW do you know about me?!?! HOW did I get here?" You'd think I wouldn't worry about these things, sitting next to CAPTAIN Jack SPARROW! the man who could very well be THE sexiest man alive, but leave it to me to make an ass of myself.

His smiled faded and he looked annoyed. "Do you want to ruin this?"

"No, absolutley not!" I said apologetically.

"Then don't question it." he said.

"But..."

"Look, you question it, and it goes away. Thats not a punishment, it just happens, I can't control it. Its happened before and it can happen again. savvy?" he looked dead serious so I decided to put my racing mind's questions to an end, and just enjoy being here.

"so, how long do I get to hang around with the infamous Captain Jack?" I said, the giddy feeling returning to my somach.

he smiled slowly and very slyly, but didn't answer my question.