The Stars members were all sitting in the meeting room when the door burst
inward. "Stop the presses! There is a conspiracy going on!" Shouted Ben.
Jill: Not you again!
After the reporter was politely shown out the door (or at least as "politely" as Barry threw Ben) the meeting presumed. Wesker:(Pacing the room) we all know what's going on! I want answers! I want to know who took my last slice of pie!
Everyone pointed to his or her left. Brad: Sir, there has been an emergency!
Wesker and Brad talked frantically in hushed tones. Finally, Wesker shared the news with the nervous Alpha team. Wesker: We have a problem! The Bravos have crash-landed their helicopter!
Everyone looked at each other emotionless. Wesker: And they lost the soda and food! The Alphas screamed in panic. Wesker: Don't worry I'm sure we can get the leftovers secured in time. Now let's review the briefing. As you all know the Bravos were sent ahead to secure a good picnic area. Unfortunately, their copter crash-landed and we have to save the food and their sorry assess so we can prepare for our "Save the Capcom industry". Jill: But what about the murder cases? Wesker and the others stared at her blankly. Jill: You know! The sixteen deaths that have occurred since May? Wesker: Oh quit living in the past you big baby! By the way, you owe me three dollars from two years ago. Anyway our food is getting cold-I mean, the Bravos are counting on us so let's go!
All of the Stars members jumped up and raced downstairs to the garage but Wesker stopped them. Wesker: I think it would be quicker if we took a copter instead of a car.
Everyone looked at each other and then quickly prepared themselves for the adventure, then took off in the copter.
After the cheesy fire show (when the characters are introduced) the Stars got off the helicopter and started to scan the area for the missing food. A stench was in the air, along with the shadow of the Bravo helicopter. The Alphas rushed over and gasped at the horror. Chris: No more food!
Joseph hung his head in shame and stepped on something. Barry: Joseph, is that food?
Joseph bent down and picked up a gun with a severed hand on it. Joseph: Wow! I always wanted one of these for myself! Joseph said as he tried to pry the fingers off. Suddenly, giant dogs jumped on Joseph and started to bite him. Jill: Oh my God! Should we help him Wesker? Wesker: No, lets just stand and stare like idiots.
Joseph screamed real loud for a long time so the others decided to just forget the food and watch the remaining of "The Simpsons" from the Alpha helicopter, but it suddenly shot up. Brad: I have to use the bathroom.
Brad said as he flew away. Jill: Sounds like a worthy cause to me.
The others nodded. Voice: I want money! Voice 2: Me too!
An array of lawyers burst into the clearing and swarmed the Stars. Chris: Oh no! They probably want money for all of the movies we copied to make this game! Run for it.
The Stars beat the lawyers to the mansion and locked the door. Amidst the shouts, Barry spoke up. Barry: I wonder where Brad is?
Meanwhile at Brad's house. Brad is watching "The Simpsons". Brad: I can't help but think that I've forgotten something. Oh well, it'll come back sooner or later.
The End of Chap. One
Preview of Chap. 2
After some complex theories, Jill realized the truth. Jill: There is no Easter Bunny! And you're a monster!
After the reporter was politely shown out the door (or at least as "politely" as Barry threw Ben) the meeting presumed. Wesker:(Pacing the room) we all know what's going on! I want answers! I want to know who took my last slice of pie!
Everyone pointed to his or her left. Brad: Sir, there has been an emergency!
Wesker and Brad talked frantically in hushed tones. Finally, Wesker shared the news with the nervous Alpha team. Wesker: We have a problem! The Bravos have crash-landed their helicopter!
Everyone looked at each other emotionless. Wesker: And they lost the soda and food! The Alphas screamed in panic. Wesker: Don't worry I'm sure we can get the leftovers secured in time. Now let's review the briefing. As you all know the Bravos were sent ahead to secure a good picnic area. Unfortunately, their copter crash-landed and we have to save the food and their sorry assess so we can prepare for our "Save the Capcom industry". Jill: But what about the murder cases? Wesker and the others stared at her blankly. Jill: You know! The sixteen deaths that have occurred since May? Wesker: Oh quit living in the past you big baby! By the way, you owe me three dollars from two years ago. Anyway our food is getting cold-I mean, the Bravos are counting on us so let's go!
All of the Stars members jumped up and raced downstairs to the garage but Wesker stopped them. Wesker: I think it would be quicker if we took a copter instead of a car.
Everyone looked at each other and then quickly prepared themselves for the adventure, then took off in the copter.
After the cheesy fire show (when the characters are introduced) the Stars got off the helicopter and started to scan the area for the missing food. A stench was in the air, along with the shadow of the Bravo helicopter. The Alphas rushed over and gasped at the horror. Chris: No more food!
Joseph hung his head in shame and stepped on something. Barry: Joseph, is that food?
Joseph bent down and picked up a gun with a severed hand on it. Joseph: Wow! I always wanted one of these for myself! Joseph said as he tried to pry the fingers off. Suddenly, giant dogs jumped on Joseph and started to bite him. Jill: Oh my God! Should we help him Wesker? Wesker: No, lets just stand and stare like idiots.
Joseph screamed real loud for a long time so the others decided to just forget the food and watch the remaining of "The Simpsons" from the Alpha helicopter, but it suddenly shot up. Brad: I have to use the bathroom.
Brad said as he flew away. Jill: Sounds like a worthy cause to me.
The others nodded. Voice: I want money! Voice 2: Me too!
An array of lawyers burst into the clearing and swarmed the Stars. Chris: Oh no! They probably want money for all of the movies we copied to make this game! Run for it.
The Stars beat the lawyers to the mansion and locked the door. Amidst the shouts, Barry spoke up. Barry: I wonder where Brad is?
Meanwhile at Brad's house. Brad is watching "The Simpsons". Brad: I can't help but think that I've forgotten something. Oh well, it'll come back sooner or later.
The End of Chap. One
Preview of Chap. 2
After some complex theories, Jill realized the truth. Jill: There is no Easter Bunny! And you're a monster!
