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A/N this is a really random story from the top of my head. Hey, I'm young, crazy and hyped up on sugar! Gimme a break! Also this story contains some language so don't read if you gonna flip out or whatever.
Summary: Harry and Hermione are locked in a spare classroom, what happens?
Hr-Hermione H-Harry R-Ron G-Ginny F+G-Fred & George PM-Professor McGonnacal PD-Professor Dumbledor SS-Severus Snape N-Narrator
Hr-Harry I'm scared what if no one ever finds us?
H- Don't worry they'll find us eventually.
Hr- But that could be ages from now and I'm getting hungry.
H-Listen I've got a sugar quill and some pumpkin pasties. But you'll have to ration it out ok?
Hr-Ok Harry just gimme I'm really hungry.
H-Ok fine here you go.
N- Hermione starts stuffing her face with food like there's no tomorrow.
H- You know, Hermi you look really pretty when you're stuffing your face.
Hr-I do?
H- Yep.
Hr-Well you look pretty hot when you're teasing me.
H- I do?
Hr- Yep
N- Harry leans in. Hermione leans in. Their lips meet.
H-KISS!
Hr-KISS!
Both-KISS!
N-Harry starts choking on a bit of sugar quill that somehow transported itself from Hermiones mouth to his.
H-AUGHHHH GAG GAG SPLUTTER!!!!
Hr-Here give me that back you robber!
H- Take it!
N-Harry and Hermione kiss some more and Hermione gets her sugar quill back.
Hr- Mmmmmmm sugar quill.
H-Thanks for taking it for me.
Hr-Thanks for letting me it really gives it that extra flavour, what with your spit and all.
N-Harry and Hermione keep making out.
N- They find their way to a table and Hermione lies on top of Harry.
N-They continue to make out.
R-I dunno where they went, they just disappeared.
PM-Well this is the only room we haven't checked, step aside Weasley.
BANG!
N-The door flies open, Harry and Hermione, too busy with their tongues in each others mouths, don't even notice.
SS-Well, well, well, what have we here? Potty the hero and Mudblood Granger, making out?
G-NOOOOOO HARRY HOW COULD YOU?!??!?!?!?!
R-NOOOOOOOOOOOO HERMIONE HOW COULD YOU!?!?!?!?!?!
F+G-They're in lurve. OOOOOH! Potter and Granger sitting in a tree...
G-*sobs* my beloved Harry, how could you???? FOR HER!!! FOR A FUCKING MUDBLOOD!!!!!! ILL KILL HER THAT BITCH!!!!!!!
PM-Miss Weasly can you please keep you're voice down, and please keep it clean, this is a big shock to all of us. *looks strangely sad.*
R- *weeps* Hermione why???? Why????? It was meant to be, so why did it go so terribly wrong????? HARRY YOU BASTARD. I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEND!!!! YOU BASTARD.
SS- While I must agree with what you are saying, I must ask you to keep it down, Weasley. *Also look strangely sad*
N-Dumbledor enters the room.
PD-What is all this racket???? I can hear you all the way in Azkaban where I was for no apparent reason.
PM- Look at the table.
PD- DEAR GOD!!!!!!! MR POTTER, MS GRANGER CONTROL YOURSELVES!!!!!!
N-Harry and Hermione finally break apart, merely for air when they notice all the people in the room.
H-Holy shit! All these fucking people were watching us.
Hr-Ummmmmmm Ron? Why were you, like, crying?
N-Ron runs out of the runs like a girl.
H- Ginny? Were you crying?
N-Ginny also runs out of the room.
Hr-Erm, excuse me Professor Snape, is something the matter? You seem kind of upset.
SS-It's none of your business silly girl.
H-Excuse me, Professor McGonnacal, is something the matter?
PM-*Sniffs* I'm fine Potter; now mind your own business.
F+G- Professor Dumbledor, is something the matter? You look a bit sad.
PD-*Not looking sad at all* I'm fine boys, whatever possessed you to ask me that?
F+G-No reason, we just wanted to fit in.
H-Professor McGonnacal, are you sure you're ok, you look quite upset about something.
Hr-Yes, you to Professor Snape, if I may say so.
PM-Oh Potter, I can't hold on any longer... the truth is, I love you. I always have. Potter, will you be mine?
H- What the hell? NO!
N-McGonnacal kisses Harry with great force before Harry can do anything.
SS-Granger, I also must admit to something... I love you to.
N-Snape kisses Hermione before she can do anything.
H+Hr-AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
F+G-Well, this is weird.
H-Professor McGonnacal!
Hr-Professor Snape!
PM- (To Snape) Well, since it's obvious that we wont be getting Potter and Granger...
SS-Yes, I believe that would be adequate...
PM-KISS!
SS-KISS!
Both-KISS!
F+G+H+Hr- well, this is REALLY WEIRD.
N-All of a sudden they all wake up.
N- Everyone is way freaked out that they all had the same dream.
N-Little do they know, Dumbledore hexed them and led them up to their beds.
*Freaky music*
THE END
A/N Ok, that was a weird story. I don't think this will be a chapter thing, just a bit of fun. Let me know if you REALLY want me to continue and I MIGHT.
~SuperGirl56~
A/N this is a really random story from the top of my head. Hey, I'm young, crazy and hyped up on sugar! Gimme a break! Also this story contains some language so don't read if you gonna flip out or whatever.
Summary: Harry and Hermione are locked in a spare classroom, what happens?
Hr-Hermione H-Harry R-Ron G-Ginny F+G-Fred & George PM-Professor McGonnacal PD-Professor Dumbledor SS-Severus Snape N-Narrator
Hr-Harry I'm scared what if no one ever finds us?
H- Don't worry they'll find us eventually.
Hr- But that could be ages from now and I'm getting hungry.
H-Listen I've got a sugar quill and some pumpkin pasties. But you'll have to ration it out ok?
Hr-Ok Harry just gimme I'm really hungry.
H-Ok fine here you go.
N- Hermione starts stuffing her face with food like there's no tomorrow.
H- You know, Hermi you look really pretty when you're stuffing your face.
Hr-I do?
H- Yep.
Hr-Well you look pretty hot when you're teasing me.
H- I do?
Hr- Yep
N- Harry leans in. Hermione leans in. Their lips meet.
H-KISS!
Hr-KISS!
Both-KISS!
N-Harry starts choking on a bit of sugar quill that somehow transported itself from Hermiones mouth to his.
H-AUGHHHH GAG GAG SPLUTTER!!!!
Hr-Here give me that back you robber!
H- Take it!
N-Harry and Hermione kiss some more and Hermione gets her sugar quill back.
Hr- Mmmmmmm sugar quill.
H-Thanks for taking it for me.
Hr-Thanks for letting me it really gives it that extra flavour, what with your spit and all.
N-Harry and Hermione keep making out.
N- They find their way to a table and Hermione lies on top of Harry.
N-They continue to make out.
R-I dunno where they went, they just disappeared.
PM-Well this is the only room we haven't checked, step aside Weasley.
BANG!
N-The door flies open, Harry and Hermione, too busy with their tongues in each others mouths, don't even notice.
SS-Well, well, well, what have we here? Potty the hero and Mudblood Granger, making out?
G-NOOOOOO HARRY HOW COULD YOU?!??!?!?!?!
R-NOOOOOOOOOOOO HERMIONE HOW COULD YOU!?!?!?!?!?!
F+G-They're in lurve. OOOOOH! Potter and Granger sitting in a tree...
G-*sobs* my beloved Harry, how could you???? FOR HER!!! FOR A FUCKING MUDBLOOD!!!!!! ILL KILL HER THAT BITCH!!!!!!!
PM-Miss Weasly can you please keep you're voice down, and please keep it clean, this is a big shock to all of us. *looks strangely sad.*
R- *weeps* Hermione why???? Why????? It was meant to be, so why did it go so terribly wrong????? HARRY YOU BASTARD. I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEND!!!! YOU BASTARD.
SS- While I must agree with what you are saying, I must ask you to keep it down, Weasley. *Also look strangely sad*
N-Dumbledor enters the room.
PD-What is all this racket???? I can hear you all the way in Azkaban where I was for no apparent reason.
PM- Look at the table.
PD- DEAR GOD!!!!!!! MR POTTER, MS GRANGER CONTROL YOURSELVES!!!!!!
N-Harry and Hermione finally break apart, merely for air when they notice all the people in the room.
H-Holy shit! All these fucking people were watching us.
Hr-Ummmmmmm Ron? Why were you, like, crying?
N-Ron runs out of the runs like a girl.
H- Ginny? Were you crying?
N-Ginny also runs out of the room.
Hr-Erm, excuse me Professor Snape, is something the matter? You seem kind of upset.
SS-It's none of your business silly girl.
H-Excuse me, Professor McGonnacal, is something the matter?
PM-*Sniffs* I'm fine Potter; now mind your own business.
F+G- Professor Dumbledor, is something the matter? You look a bit sad.
PD-*Not looking sad at all* I'm fine boys, whatever possessed you to ask me that?
F+G-No reason, we just wanted to fit in.
H-Professor McGonnacal, are you sure you're ok, you look quite upset about something.
Hr-Yes, you to Professor Snape, if I may say so.
PM-Oh Potter, I can't hold on any longer... the truth is, I love you. I always have. Potter, will you be mine?
H- What the hell? NO!
N-McGonnacal kisses Harry with great force before Harry can do anything.
SS-Granger, I also must admit to something... I love you to.
N-Snape kisses Hermione before she can do anything.
H+Hr-AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
F+G-Well, this is weird.
H-Professor McGonnacal!
Hr-Professor Snape!
PM- (To Snape) Well, since it's obvious that we wont be getting Potter and Granger...
SS-Yes, I believe that would be adequate...
PM-KISS!
SS-KISS!
Both-KISS!
F+G+H+Hr- well, this is REALLY WEIRD.
N-All of a sudden they all wake up.
N- Everyone is way freaked out that they all had the same dream.
N-Little do they know, Dumbledore hexed them and led them up to their beds.
*Freaky music*
THE END
A/N Ok, that was a weird story. I don't think this will be a chapter thing, just a bit of fun. Let me know if you REALLY want me to continue and I MIGHT.
~SuperGirl56~
