Disclaimer: Ummmmmmm doesn't belong to me so don't sue!!!!!!!!!!!

A/N this is a really random story from the top of my head. Hey, I'm young, crazy and hyped up on sugar! Gimme a break! Also this story contains some language so don't read if you gonna flip out or whatever.

Summary: Harry and Hermione are locked in a spare classroom, what happens?

Hr-Hermione H-Harry R-Ron G-Ginny F+G-Fred & George PM-Professor McGonnacal PD-Professor Dumbledor SS-Severus Snape N-Narrator

Hr-Harry I'm scared what if no one ever finds us?

H- Don't worry they'll find us eventually.

Hr- But that could be ages from now and I'm getting hungry.

H-Listen I've got a sugar quill and some pumpkin pasties. But you'll have to ration it out ok?

Hr-Ok Harry just gimme I'm really hungry.

H-Ok fine here you go.

N- Hermione starts stuffing her face with food like there's no tomorrow.

H- You know, Hermi you look really pretty when you're stuffing your face.

Hr-I do?

H- Yep.

Hr-Well you look pretty hot when you're teasing me.

H- I do?

Hr- Yep

N- Harry leans in. Hermione leans in. Their lips meet.

H-KISS!

Hr-KISS!

Both-KISS!

N-Harry starts choking on a bit of sugar quill that somehow transported itself from Hermiones mouth to his.

H-AUGHHHH GAG GAG SPLUTTER!!!!

Hr-Here give me that back you robber!

H- Take it!

N-Harry and Hermione kiss some more and Hermione gets her sugar quill back.

Hr- Mmmmmmm sugar quill.

H-Thanks for taking it for me.

Hr-Thanks for letting me it really gives it that extra flavour, what with your spit and all.

N-Harry and Hermione keep making out.

N- They find their way to a table and Hermione lies on top of Harry.

N-They continue to make out.

R-I dunno where they went, they just disappeared.

PM-Well this is the only room we haven't checked, step aside Weasley.

BANG!

N-The door flies open, Harry and Hermione, too busy with their tongues in each others mouths, don't even notice.

SS-Well, well, well, what have we here? Potty the hero and Mudblood Granger, making out?

G-NOOOOOO HARRY HOW COULD YOU?!??!?!?!?!

R-NOOOOOOOOOOOO HERMIONE HOW COULD YOU!?!?!?!?!?!

F+G-They're in lurve. OOOOOH! Potter and Granger sitting in a tree...

G-*sobs* my beloved Harry, how could you???? FOR HER!!! FOR A FUCKING MUDBLOOD!!!!!! ILL KILL HER THAT BITCH!!!!!!!

PM-Miss Weasly can you please keep you're voice down, and please keep it clean, this is a big shock to all of us. *looks strangely sad.*

R- *weeps* Hermione why???? Why????? It was meant to be, so why did it go so terribly wrong????? HARRY YOU BASTARD. I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEND!!!! YOU BASTARD.

SS- While I must agree with what you are saying, I must ask you to keep it down, Weasley. *Also look strangely sad*

N-Dumbledor enters the room.

PD-What is all this racket???? I can hear you all the way in Azkaban where I was for no apparent reason.

PM- Look at the table.

PD- DEAR GOD!!!!!!! MR POTTER, MS GRANGER CONTROL YOURSELVES!!!!!!

N-Harry and Hermione finally break apart, merely for air when they notice all the people in the room.

H-Holy shit! All these fucking people were watching us.

Hr-Ummmmmmm Ron? Why were you, like, crying?

N-Ron runs out of the runs like a girl.

H- Ginny? Were you crying?

N-Ginny also runs out of the room.

Hr-Erm, excuse me Professor Snape, is something the matter? You seem kind of upset.

SS-It's none of your business silly girl.

H-Excuse me, Professor McGonnacal, is something the matter?

PM-*Sniffs* I'm fine Potter; now mind your own business.

F+G- Professor Dumbledor, is something the matter? You look a bit sad.

PD-*Not looking sad at all* I'm fine boys, whatever possessed you to ask me that?

F+G-No reason, we just wanted to fit in.

H-Professor McGonnacal, are you sure you're ok, you look quite upset about something.

Hr-Yes, you to Professor Snape, if I may say so.

PM-Oh Potter, I can't hold on any longer... the truth is, I love you. I always have. Potter, will you be mine?

H- What the hell? NO!

N-McGonnacal kisses Harry with great force before Harry can do anything.

SS-Granger, I also must admit to something... I love you to.

N-Snape kisses Hermione before she can do anything.

H+Hr-AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

F+G-Well, this is weird.

H-Professor McGonnacal!

Hr-Professor Snape!

PM- (To Snape) Well, since it's obvious that we wont be getting Potter and Granger...

SS-Yes, I believe that would be adequate...

PM-KISS!

SS-KISS!

Both-KISS!

F+G+H+Hr- well, this is REALLY WEIRD.

N-All of a sudden they all wake up.

N- Everyone is way freaked out that they all had the same dream.

N-Little do they know, Dumbledore hexed them and led them up to their beds.

*Freaky music*

THE END

A/N Ok, that was a weird story. I don't think this will be a chapter thing, just a bit of fun. Let me know if you REALLY want me to continue and I MIGHT.

~SuperGirl56~