Would you look at that? Days late on the Wings That Ache chapter, and I'm putting this up. How joyous. I did write this in the computer lab at school, mind you. While I was sitting there, chewing gum and wondering why I wasn't listening to Stabbing Westward like I'd planned too. The headphones are soo close… yet soooooo far away… arh….

Disclaimer: KH is not mine. Anything that doesn't sound mine, isn't mine, unless its mine, in which case it is definitely mine, although it may not seem to be mine.

Flight of the Muses:

Chapter 5

Also Known As

The Chapter Of NO RETURN!!! *echoey booming voice. Scared shriek in background*

            Sora knocked on the door. Less Than Jake's "Nervous In The Alley" was reminding him of the dangers of taking dark, un occupied, and endless alleys home in the middle of the night.

            The door opened a crack.

            "Yes?" Asked the eyes that peered suspiciously out of it.

            "Uh, Hi, my name's Sora, and I'm trying to find my friends, I was wondering-"

            "It lies! I don't know where they are! You won't find their bones in my garbage disposal!!" The door suddenly swung all the way open and the man had clutched Sora's shirt in his anorexic-looking fingers. "I knew I shouldn't have gone out for corn dogs! But they're battered goodness called me! I tried microwaving the frozen kind, but it wasn't the same! It was the pigeon, wasn't it? The white one with the missing toe and that black growth on its left wing, wasn't it?"

            "No, uh… I think I got the wrong address… um…" Sora squirmed nervously.

            The man suddenly glanced up at the night sky sharply, then leaned in, still looking up.

            "What day is today?" He asked, a little too calmly.

            "Uh… Tuesday?" Sora answered, scared.

            The man looked at him, then let out a shriek and ran back in the house.

            Sora took off before anything weirder happened.

**MEANWHILE, IN A FARAWAY LAND**

            "Why are there giant rabbits everywhere?!" Yuffie yelled, jumping out of a two-foot deep hole left behind by a giant angora.

            "Maybe we're just very small." Doc said, trying to pull Dopey out from under a black spotted lop.

            "Maybe we fell through a plot hole…" Sleepy said, yawning and fluffing up the tail of a Havana he was reclining against.

            "Well that's just wonderful…" Yuffie said, looking around them distastefully.

**IN ANOTHER PLACE**

            Kairi was tired. She was very very tired. After having to answer more questions about lollipops than she ever had wanted to in her life, she was tired. And now she was cooking.

            Yes.

            Cooking.

            "Are you going to put onions in there? I like onions, but not olives. Olives taste weird when you cook them. They taste weird on pizzas too, but if you bake them with cheddar they're okay." Sephy was standing nect ot her by the stove, watching her cook dinner. She had made the mistake of giving him soda, CAFFEINATED soda, and now was being bombarded with questions, comments, criticisms and random info. "And whatever you do don't put anchovies in there, no matter how hard Skiz cries, they turn the water pink and make the green peppers go orange."

            If she hadn't thought that he was crazy before, she had no doubts left now.

            "Look what I did!" Skiz said, and waved around a piece of string with a bell attached. The bell jingled. Skiz pounced on it. Waved it again. Jingle. Pounce. Wave. Jingle. Pounce. Wave Jingle Poune. WaveJinglePounce. WAVEJINGLEPOUNCEWAVEJINGLEPOUNCEWAVEJIN—

            "Skiz, stop that! You're pouncing too loud!" Sephy yelled, glaring at the cat boy.

            "B-b-b-ut… Sephy, I wanna pounce!" He sniffled.

            "No! No pouncing for you! Now go sit in the tree!" Sephy pointed. Skiz's eyes grew wide.

            "But Sephy! You know I can't climb down!" He mrowed desperately.

            "Yeah, that'll teach you a lesson!" Sephy grinned gleefully.

            Kairi sidled away, and dashed out the door while they weren't looking. Why couldn't Sora and Riku be back? WHY?!

Endnote: And this is where it will end for now. Its been a long time, eh? Ah well, it happens. Don't know exactly how funny this is, but if you know what you need to know, then the first part with sora is funny. I think I mauled that character up, but its okay. Anything you might need to know to figure it out if you think you might know who 'the man' is? 777. Yes. Haha. I make myself funny. Whee…

Thanks to all my reviewers. Glad to see some one liked the last chap. This one sucks royally, compared to that one, tho. Oh well.