The New and Improved Kuwabara 2

[Story 2]

Saichi: Hey there welcome back on another eventful day of torturing Kuwabara! This is the part where they all well..you'll have to read yerself if ya wanna know!

Kuwabara: No wait! You don't wanna know anything!

Saichi: To late! Chappie 2 sequence.. BEGIN!
ENJOY. Part 3: The bad news. Kurama: Well we're all here Kuwabara what's the news?

Marina: Yeah I mean you're really creeping us all out!

Kuwabara: Well sorry!! That idiot Seto tricked me into accepting that dumb bet!

Yusuke: What bet!? [still wearing pimpin sun glasses]

Tess: Um.. why are you wearing those at night Yusuke?

Yusuke: * Holding finger in the sky, because they're cool!

Tess: That's so neat! *Glomps Yusuke.*

Yusuke: Heh heh..

Kuwabara: Well this weirdo and his brother came up to me as soon as you left the park and..he told me that if I didn't except his bet he'd turn me into a Sailor Scout!

[don't own SM or YYH Or YGO!]

Yusuke: HAHAHAHA!! And you fell for it! You're an idiot!

Kuwabara: Shut up Urameshi! I wasn't done. Then he said I gotta be a gentleman for three months, and I get twenty bucks.

Krissy: That's it!? That's kinda stupid ugly.

Kuwabara: Yeah I know that Demon!

Taylor: Okay guys no fighting if Kuwabara has to be a "gentleman."

Kuwabara: Oh be quiet!

Taylor: That's not very polite Kuwabara.. *snicker*

Kuwabara: Give me a break okay?

Hiei: You're pathetic.

Kuwabara: Wha!? I thought you weren't gonna come!

Hiei: I changed my mind. It's a free country you know.

Kuwabara: But you said-

Marina: Drop it you two!

Kuwabara: Fine but he started it!

Hiei: Krissy! Get over here and punch him in the face!

Krissy: Okay *walks over and punches Kuwabara in the face.

Kuwabara: Oww what was that for?!

Krissy: Hiei said so! And he's my bishi!

Hiei: Feh..

Kuwabara: Okay whatever.

Rachelle: YAAY KUWABARA!

Kuwabara: Yusuke you still have her working for you!?

Yusuke: Yes actually.

Tess: Let's all go home and drink hot chocolate!

Yusuke: Okay..

Tess: *Glomps Yusuke.

Back at Taylor's house

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Kuwabara: So what can I do? I mean I have to stay like this for three months! Its too long..

Marina: Well we could always ask that Seto person to lower it to one month.

Hiei: I don't think so.

Marina: Huh? Why not Hiei?

Hiei: I've heard of this person before said to only appear at very rare times.

Krissy: Wow you must feel pretty special since he came to you Kuwabaka.

Kuwabara: What'd you call me?

Krissy: I said you were BAKA! [Japanese for stupid, idiot, or fool]

Kurama: Okay that's enough you two.

Marina: What he said!

Kuwabara: *Turns away.

Krissy: *Throws boiling hot, hot chocolate at Kuwabara.

Kuwabara: What the heck was that for!? All of a sudden sees a figure in the window. It's Seto!

All but Kuwabara: Huh?!

Seto: *Walks in door* Hello my good friends.

Marina: Good friends!? We don't even know you!

Seto: I'm here to tell you some good news.

All but Seto: Huh?!

Part 4: A trick or really good news!? Be on guard! ~~~~~~ ~~~~~~

Kuwabara: Well? What is it then pretty boy!?

Seto: I've heard what you've said I'm cutting it back to a month.

Taylor: How does he know what we've been saying!? We've been in my house the whole time!

Tess: AHH! A stalker! EEAAKK!!! *Throws a Seto plushie at him.

Seto: This is how they make me!? My face is demented!

Tess: I know it is! And look! Its got Sailor moon popin' action! [She squeezes it and Seto is wearing a Sailor Jupiter Outfit.

[like I said don't own SM]

Seto: AAHH! [he backs away] Get that thing away from me!!

Krissy: Starts chasing him around]

Kuwabara: Well.. I guess that is good news then.. sips cup of hot chocolate *burns his mouth*

End Chappie 2!!

Saichi: So how was it!? No offence to any Kuwabara lovers! Hope you liked it the next one will be even better! And humiliating! [To Kuwabara that is.]

Kuwabara: No! Humiliating is bad!!

Saichi: Humiliating good!! [devil laugh]

Good luck with your fics too! Bye Bye! For now at least MWAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!