The New and Improved
Kuwabara 3 [Story 3]
Saichi: Well been awhile, well I'm back with more torturing Kuwabara!
Kuwabara: NNOOO!!!
Saichi: In this one we will take turns picking on Kuwabara so he'll lose the bet.
Kuwabara: What!? No one told me that!!
Saichi: Be good Kuwabara. *Snicker
Kuwabara: Oh shaddup!
ENJOY.
Part 4: Torture time Kuwabara! Little kids attack! ~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~
Taylor: So we have a plan Marina? [Oldest of our little group]
Marina: Yep! I say we get that Seto guys little brother and ask him to help us!
Tess: Shadow likes these plans since he always tries to destroy Sonic, he can destroy someone else now!
Krissy: Tess, I thought you liked Sonic? [Don't own Sonic, YGO, or YYH.]
Tess: I love all the little peoples of the Sonic team!
Krissy: Peoples. . .
Marina: So what about it guys?
Taylor: Sounds good!
Tess: Everyone say "I" if yes.
All: I!!
Tess: I go first!
Krissy: Okay nothing with a plushie though!
Tess: HEE, HEE! PLUSHIE GOOD!
Hiei: Isn't that kind of childish?
All but Hiei: BWAA!
Hiei: Feh. . .you humans bore me! Why don't we just go for the kill now?
Taylor: Kill!?
Tess: Hmm?
Marina: What? Kill?
Krissy: Hmmm . . . not a bad idea Hiei! *Glomps Hiei*
Hiei: Eww . . .
~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~
Kuwabara: Uh . . . This is dumb! I told those guys to be here by 1:00! This Japanese restaurant doesn't pay for itself ya know!
Yusuke: Oh hey Kuwabara, I'm here and all that.
Tess: And me too!
Kuwabara: Oh man you brought a friend?
Kurama: And me too. *Sweat mark*
Marina: [Clinging to Kurama] Hi everyone!
Hiei: AHHH! GET HER AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All but Hiei: Hmm?
Taylor: I thought you liked Krissy?
Hiei: I'd rather eat a dead rat.
Krissy: Aww, I know you're just saying that he sees me as a beautiful person.
Marina: Ah yeah . . .
Kuwabara: Let's eat already, I'm starved!
Krissy: Wow this is better than the time I tried to cook Sushi.
Hiei: Eww I remember that . . . [As seen in mokubaliker1 fics Ruby version.]
Kuwabara: Yeah I remember that and then you burnt my eyes with soup!
Kurama: *Snicker*
Kuwabara: Err . . .
Yusuke: Um . . . she's drooling on me!
Taylor: Seems that way Yusuke.
Tess: Woops Sorry Yusuke.
All: *Sitting down at table now*
Tess: Okay guys here it comes! [Whispers to companions]
Waiter: Hello! We are serving a special today here's your hot cloths.
BOING!!!
Tess: Heh, Heh! The special is actually steaming hot plushie surprise!!
Kuwabara: *Getting Burnt badly* OW, OW, OW!
Waiter: Oh my gosh!
Kuwabara: HOT, HOT, HOT! [Runs over to another table and throws beer on himself.]
Kuwabara: *Sigh*
Taylor: Heh, heh! Hey Kuwabara! You're driving us home okay!?
Kuwabara: Fine.
*Starts driving*
BWWWOOOOPPPP! Sound of police car.
Kuwabara: Oh man what know?
Tess/ Krissy/ Taylor/ Marina: *Snicker*
Police officer: Excuse me sir but could you get out of the car a moment please?
Kuwabara: Um . . . sure.
Police: Walk across this line please. Walk straight.
[Step, step, step]
Police: Hmm . . . that's strange you can walk in a straight line . . . but you smell of beer . . .
Kuwabara: *Anime Fall* Oh wait I can explain!
Taylor: Part one of making Kuwabara's life a living hell complete.
Part 5: Kuwabara's the jail-bird, Run bad soup! Krissy's surprise!! ~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~
Police: I'm sorry but you smell of beer and drinking and driving is prohibited in this area.
Kuwabara: BUT I DIDN'T DRINK AND DRIVE!! [Now tied to a chair]
Hiei: Hey friend how ya doing [Now wearing Yusuke's pimpin' glasses]
Kuwabara: What the heck are you doing you idiot!? Tell them what really happened!
Hiei: Fine, he got drunk at a bar, and danced around like a hippie, than he showered himself in beer.
Kuwabara: What the heck are you talkin' about!?
Hiei: That's it sir.
Police: I-I-I-I-I see. You're under arrest sir.
Later at Taylor's house.. ~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~
Taylor: Now that Kuwabara's in jail . . . what do you wanna do?
Tess: I dunno.
Marina: No one to pick on.
Krissy: And we sent the hot guy to get him in more trouble.
All: * Sigh*
Krissy: I got it! We'll get proof he's good.
Marina: No we'll bust him out!
Taylor: I never thought I'd have to do this but . . . POWER OF LOVE! LOVE HINA BOOST! [All of a sudden a bright light fills the room!] [don't own LH]
Marina: OMG!
Tess: WOOW!
Krissy: Scary . . .
Taylor: Now dressed like a princess.
Kurama: *Walks in* Hello what's wrong? Um . . .who's that?
Taylor: Err . . .uh . . .dammit! How does everyone know each and every time!? Fine! I admit I'm not your friend Taylor. I'm warrior Sokogi sent by the great Seto himself.
Marina: What'd you do with my friend!?
Krissy: Yeah if you don't tell us I'm gonna get all kung fu like!
Tess: . . .
Kurama: I didn't really know that you were someone else . . .
Sokoji: You will get her back once you get the idiot out of jail. And Rose boy, you will pay!
All: Lets go then!
In some strange cellar . . . ~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~
Taylor [for real]: Hello? Anybody there? Please?
Familiar voice: Don't fret. Your friends will have you back soon enough.
Taylor: I know that voice! . . . It's Seto!
Seto: DING, DING, DING, DING! I guess you wanna cookie now don't you?
Taylor: Err . . .lemme go you freakin' girl snatching freak-a-zoid!
Seto: In time my friend, in time. [closing door]
Taylor: AND YOU'RE NOT MY FRIEND!
Back with the others . . . ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~
Police: Weren't you the people with this man at the time?
Marina: Yes sir!
Tess: R~I~G~H~T.
Yusuke: Yeah.
Kurama: Yes sir.
Krissy: Yes ma'am . . .I mean . . .sir.
Police: [Gives Krissy a dirty look.] Well what do you need?
Marina: That you took to prison a couple hours ago . . .he's inocent.
Police: But a man that was his friend [or seemed to be at least] told me . . .
Two minutes later . . .
Police: Get out of here you scoundrel.
Kuwabara: Guys you rescued me!
Marina: Actually . . .we just did this because Taylor is being held captive at Seto's place and he said if we helped you we get her back.
Kuwabara: Seto!? Him again!?
Seto: Well done.
All: Ah! Seto!
Krissy/ Tess/ Marina: Give us our friend back!
Seto: Fine take her she bit my finger. [holding Taylor's arm really hard flings her at Kuwabara]
Taylor: KYAAA!
Krissy: No wait I'll help you Taylor! [throws a bowl of soup at Kuwabara hitting him in the eyes.]
Kuwabara: MNPH!
Taylor: Bumps heads with the police man.
Police: faints.
All: Lets go!
Marina: Common Taylor [dragging Taylor out]
One hour later . . .
Krissy: She still out?
Marina: Like a do-
Taylor: *opening eyes* Hi guys I'm all right.
Kuwabara: Err . . .two more weeks . . .
END FOR NOW . . .
Episode 3!
Marina: What!? You two are entering soft ball?
Krissy/ Taylor: Yes!
Out on the field Krissy and Taylor are having trouble with the game! But when a mysterious light shines from the sky who could it be!? KUWABARA! Will this idiot be able to help? [and not go to jail] Or will he be a nuisance? Find out next time on . . . Kuwabara's base ball game!
Kurama: Isn't this soft ball?
Saichi: Okay guys it could take a while but I'll try hard! Enjoy.
Kuwabara 3 [Story 3]
Saichi: Well been awhile, well I'm back with more torturing Kuwabara!
Kuwabara: NNOOO!!!
Saichi: In this one we will take turns picking on Kuwabara so he'll lose the bet.
Kuwabara: What!? No one told me that!!
Saichi: Be good Kuwabara. *Snicker
Kuwabara: Oh shaddup!
ENJOY.
Part 4: Torture time Kuwabara! Little kids attack! ~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~
Taylor: So we have a plan Marina? [Oldest of our little group]
Marina: Yep! I say we get that Seto guys little brother and ask him to help us!
Tess: Shadow likes these plans since he always tries to destroy Sonic, he can destroy someone else now!
Krissy: Tess, I thought you liked Sonic? [Don't own Sonic, YGO, or YYH.]
Tess: I love all the little peoples of the Sonic team!
Krissy: Peoples. . .
Marina: So what about it guys?
Taylor: Sounds good!
Tess: Everyone say "I" if yes.
All: I!!
Tess: I go first!
Krissy: Okay nothing with a plushie though!
Tess: HEE, HEE! PLUSHIE GOOD!
Hiei: Isn't that kind of childish?
All but Hiei: BWAA!
Hiei: Feh. . .you humans bore me! Why don't we just go for the kill now?
Taylor: Kill!?
Tess: Hmm?
Marina: What? Kill?
Krissy: Hmmm . . . not a bad idea Hiei! *Glomps Hiei*
Hiei: Eww . . .
~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~
Kuwabara: Uh . . . This is dumb! I told those guys to be here by 1:00! This Japanese restaurant doesn't pay for itself ya know!
Yusuke: Oh hey Kuwabara, I'm here and all that.
Tess: And me too!
Kuwabara: Oh man you brought a friend?
Kurama: And me too. *Sweat mark*
Marina: [Clinging to Kurama] Hi everyone!
Hiei: AHHH! GET HER AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All but Hiei: Hmm?
Taylor: I thought you liked Krissy?
Hiei: I'd rather eat a dead rat.
Krissy: Aww, I know you're just saying that he sees me as a beautiful person.
Marina: Ah yeah . . .
Kuwabara: Let's eat already, I'm starved!
Krissy: Wow this is better than the time I tried to cook Sushi.
Hiei: Eww I remember that . . . [As seen in mokubaliker1 fics Ruby version.]
Kuwabara: Yeah I remember that and then you burnt my eyes with soup!
Kurama: *Snicker*
Kuwabara: Err . . .
Yusuke: Um . . . she's drooling on me!
Taylor: Seems that way Yusuke.
Tess: Woops Sorry Yusuke.
All: *Sitting down at table now*
Tess: Okay guys here it comes! [Whispers to companions]
Waiter: Hello! We are serving a special today here's your hot cloths.
BOING!!!
Tess: Heh, Heh! The special is actually steaming hot plushie surprise!!
Kuwabara: *Getting Burnt badly* OW, OW, OW!
Waiter: Oh my gosh!
Kuwabara: HOT, HOT, HOT! [Runs over to another table and throws beer on himself.]
Kuwabara: *Sigh*
Taylor: Heh, heh! Hey Kuwabara! You're driving us home okay!?
Kuwabara: Fine.
*Starts driving*
BWWWOOOOPPPP! Sound of police car.
Kuwabara: Oh man what know?
Tess/ Krissy/ Taylor/ Marina: *Snicker*
Police officer: Excuse me sir but could you get out of the car a moment please?
Kuwabara: Um . . . sure.
Police: Walk across this line please. Walk straight.
[Step, step, step]
Police: Hmm . . . that's strange you can walk in a straight line . . . but you smell of beer . . .
Kuwabara: *Anime Fall* Oh wait I can explain!
Taylor: Part one of making Kuwabara's life a living hell complete.
Part 5: Kuwabara's the jail-bird, Run bad soup! Krissy's surprise!! ~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~
Police: I'm sorry but you smell of beer and drinking and driving is prohibited in this area.
Kuwabara: BUT I DIDN'T DRINK AND DRIVE!! [Now tied to a chair]
Hiei: Hey friend how ya doing [Now wearing Yusuke's pimpin' glasses]
Kuwabara: What the heck are you doing you idiot!? Tell them what really happened!
Hiei: Fine, he got drunk at a bar, and danced around like a hippie, than he showered himself in beer.
Kuwabara: What the heck are you talkin' about!?
Hiei: That's it sir.
Police: I-I-I-I-I see. You're under arrest sir.
Later at Taylor's house.. ~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~
Taylor: Now that Kuwabara's in jail . . . what do you wanna do?
Tess: I dunno.
Marina: No one to pick on.
Krissy: And we sent the hot guy to get him in more trouble.
All: * Sigh*
Krissy: I got it! We'll get proof he's good.
Marina: No we'll bust him out!
Taylor: I never thought I'd have to do this but . . . POWER OF LOVE! LOVE HINA BOOST! [All of a sudden a bright light fills the room!] [don't own LH]
Marina: OMG!
Tess: WOOW!
Krissy: Scary . . .
Taylor: Now dressed like a princess.
Kurama: *Walks in* Hello what's wrong? Um . . .who's that?
Taylor: Err . . .uh . . .dammit! How does everyone know each and every time!? Fine! I admit I'm not your friend Taylor. I'm warrior Sokogi sent by the great Seto himself.
Marina: What'd you do with my friend!?
Krissy: Yeah if you don't tell us I'm gonna get all kung fu like!
Tess: . . .
Kurama: I didn't really know that you were someone else . . .
Sokoji: You will get her back once you get the idiot out of jail. And Rose boy, you will pay!
All: Lets go then!
In some strange cellar . . . ~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~
Taylor [for real]: Hello? Anybody there? Please?
Familiar voice: Don't fret. Your friends will have you back soon enough.
Taylor: I know that voice! . . . It's Seto!
Seto: DING, DING, DING, DING! I guess you wanna cookie now don't you?
Taylor: Err . . .lemme go you freakin' girl snatching freak-a-zoid!
Seto: In time my friend, in time. [closing door]
Taylor: AND YOU'RE NOT MY FRIEND!
Back with the others . . . ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~
Police: Weren't you the people with this man at the time?
Marina: Yes sir!
Tess: R~I~G~H~T.
Yusuke: Yeah.
Kurama: Yes sir.
Krissy: Yes ma'am . . .I mean . . .sir.
Police: [Gives Krissy a dirty look.] Well what do you need?
Marina: That you took to prison a couple hours ago . . .he's inocent.
Police: But a man that was his friend [or seemed to be at least] told me . . .
Two minutes later . . .
Police: Get out of here you scoundrel.
Kuwabara: Guys you rescued me!
Marina: Actually . . .we just did this because Taylor is being held captive at Seto's place and he said if we helped you we get her back.
Kuwabara: Seto!? Him again!?
Seto: Well done.
All: Ah! Seto!
Krissy/ Tess/ Marina: Give us our friend back!
Seto: Fine take her she bit my finger. [holding Taylor's arm really hard flings her at Kuwabara]
Taylor: KYAAA!
Krissy: No wait I'll help you Taylor! [throws a bowl of soup at Kuwabara hitting him in the eyes.]
Kuwabara: MNPH!
Taylor: Bumps heads with the police man.
Police: faints.
All: Lets go!
Marina: Common Taylor [dragging Taylor out]
One hour later . . .
Krissy: She still out?
Marina: Like a do-
Taylor: *opening eyes* Hi guys I'm all right.
Kuwabara: Err . . .two more weeks . . .
END FOR NOW . . .
Episode 3!
Marina: What!? You two are entering soft ball?
Krissy/ Taylor: Yes!
Out on the field Krissy and Taylor are having trouble with the game! But when a mysterious light shines from the sky who could it be!? KUWABARA! Will this idiot be able to help? [and not go to jail] Or will he be a nuisance? Find out next time on . . . Kuwabara's base ball game!
Kurama: Isn't this soft ball?
Saichi: Okay guys it could take a while but I'll try hard! Enjoy.
