The New and Improved

Kuwabara 3 [Story 3]

Saichi: Well been awhile, well I'm back with more torturing Kuwabara!

Kuwabara: NNOOO!!!

Saichi: In this one we will take turns picking on Kuwabara so he'll lose the bet.

Kuwabara: What!? No one told me that!!

Saichi: Be good Kuwabara. *Snicker

Kuwabara: Oh shaddup!

ENJOY.

Part 4: Torture time Kuwabara! Little kids attack! ~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~

Taylor: So we have a plan Marina? [Oldest of our little group]

Marina: Yep! I say we get that Seto guys little brother and ask him to help us!

Tess: Shadow likes these plans since he always tries to destroy Sonic, he can destroy someone else now!

Krissy: Tess, I thought you liked Sonic? [Don't own Sonic, YGO, or YYH.]

Tess: I love all the little peoples of the Sonic team!

Krissy: Peoples. . .

Marina: So what about it guys?

Taylor: Sounds good!

Tess: Everyone say "I" if yes.

All: I!!

Tess: I go first!

Krissy: Okay nothing with a plushie though!

Tess: HEE, HEE! PLUSHIE GOOD!

Hiei: Isn't that kind of childish?

All but Hiei: BWAA!

Hiei: Feh. . .you humans bore me! Why don't we just go for the kill now?

Taylor: Kill!?

Tess: Hmm?

Marina: What? Kill?

Krissy: Hmmm . . . not a bad idea Hiei! *Glomps Hiei*

Hiei: Eww . . .

~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~

Kuwabara: Uh . . . This is dumb! I told those guys to be here by 1:00! This Japanese restaurant doesn't pay for itself ya know!

Yusuke: Oh hey Kuwabara, I'm here and all that.

Tess: And me too!

Kuwabara: Oh man you brought a friend?

Kurama: And me too. *Sweat mark*

Marina: [Clinging to Kurama] Hi everyone!

Hiei: AHHH! GET HER AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All but Hiei: Hmm?

Taylor: I thought you liked Krissy?

Hiei: I'd rather eat a dead rat.

Krissy: Aww, I know you're just saying that he sees me as a beautiful person.

Marina: Ah yeah . . .

Kuwabara: Let's eat already, I'm starved!

Krissy: Wow this is better than the time I tried to cook Sushi.

Hiei: Eww I remember that . . . [As seen in mokubaliker1 fics Ruby version.]

Kuwabara: Yeah I remember that and then you burnt my eyes with soup!

Kurama: *Snicker*

Kuwabara: Err . . .

Yusuke: Um . . . she's drooling on me!

Taylor: Seems that way Yusuke.

Tess: Woops Sorry Yusuke.

All: *Sitting down at table now*

Tess: Okay guys here it comes! [Whispers to companions]

Waiter: Hello! We are serving a special today here's your hot cloths.

BOING!!!

Tess: Heh, Heh! The special is actually steaming hot plushie surprise!!

Kuwabara: *Getting Burnt badly* OW, OW, OW!

Waiter: Oh my gosh!

Kuwabara: HOT, HOT, HOT! [Runs over to another table and throws beer on himself.]

Kuwabara: *Sigh*

Taylor: Heh, heh! Hey Kuwabara! You're driving us home okay!?

Kuwabara: Fine.

*Starts driving*

BWWWOOOOPPPP! Sound of police car.

Kuwabara: Oh man what know?

Tess/ Krissy/ Taylor/ Marina: *Snicker*

Police officer: Excuse me sir but could you get out of the car a moment please?

Kuwabara: Um . . . sure.

Police: Walk across this line please. Walk straight.

[Step, step, step]

Police: Hmm . . . that's strange you can walk in a straight line . . . but you smell of beer . . .

Kuwabara: *Anime Fall* Oh wait I can explain!

Taylor: Part one of making Kuwabara's life a living hell complete.

Part 5: Kuwabara's the jail-bird, Run bad soup! Krissy's surprise!! ~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~

Police: I'm sorry but you smell of beer and drinking and driving is prohibited in this area.

Kuwabara: BUT I DIDN'T DRINK AND DRIVE!! [Now tied to a chair]

Hiei: Hey friend how ya doing [Now wearing Yusuke's pimpin' glasses]

Kuwabara: What the heck are you doing you idiot!? Tell them what really happened!

Hiei: Fine, he got drunk at a bar, and danced around like a hippie, than he showered himself in beer.

Kuwabara: What the heck are you talkin' about!?

Hiei: That's it sir.

Police: I-I-I-I-I see. You're under arrest sir.

Later at Taylor's house.. ~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~

Taylor: Now that Kuwabara's in jail . . . what do you wanna do?

Tess: I dunno.

Marina: No one to pick on.

Krissy: And we sent the hot guy to get him in more trouble.

All: * Sigh*

Krissy: I got it! We'll get proof he's good.

Marina: No we'll bust him out!

Taylor: I never thought I'd have to do this but . . . POWER OF LOVE! LOVE HINA BOOST! [All of a sudden a bright light fills the room!] [don't own LH]

Marina: OMG!

Tess: WOOW!

Krissy: Scary . . .

Taylor: Now dressed like a princess.

Kurama: *Walks in* Hello what's wrong? Um . . .who's that?

Taylor: Err . . .uh . . .dammit! How does everyone know each and every time!? Fine! I admit I'm not your friend Taylor. I'm warrior Sokogi sent by the great Seto himself.

Marina: What'd you do with my friend!?

Krissy: Yeah if you don't tell us I'm gonna get all kung fu like!

Tess: . . .

Kurama: I didn't really know that you were someone else . . .

Sokoji: You will get her back once you get the idiot out of jail. And Rose boy, you will pay!

All: Lets go then!

In some strange cellar . . . ~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~

Taylor [for real]: Hello? Anybody there? Please?

Familiar voice: Don't fret. Your friends will have you back soon enough.

Taylor: I know that voice! . . . It's Seto!

Seto: DING, DING, DING, DING! I guess you wanna cookie now don't you?

Taylor: Err . . .lemme go you freakin' girl snatching freak-a-zoid!

Seto: In time my friend, in time. [closing door]

Taylor: AND YOU'RE NOT MY FRIEND!

Back with the others . . . ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~

Police: Weren't you the people with this man at the time?

Marina: Yes sir!

Tess: R~I~G~H~T.

Yusuke: Yeah.

Kurama: Yes sir.

Krissy: Yes ma'am . . .I mean . . .sir.

Police: [Gives Krissy a dirty look.] Well what do you need?

Marina: That you took to prison a couple hours ago . . .he's inocent.

Police: But a man that was his friend [or seemed to be at least] told me . . .

Two minutes later . . .

Police: Get out of here you scoundrel.

Kuwabara: Guys you rescued me!

Marina: Actually . . .we just did this because Taylor is being held captive at Seto's place and he said if we helped you we get her back.

Kuwabara: Seto!? Him again!?

Seto: Well done.

All: Ah! Seto!

Krissy/ Tess/ Marina: Give us our friend back!

Seto: Fine take her she bit my finger. [holding Taylor's arm really hard flings her at Kuwabara]

Taylor: KYAAA!

Krissy: No wait I'll help you Taylor! [throws a bowl of soup at Kuwabara hitting him in the eyes.]

Kuwabara: MNPH!

Taylor: Bumps heads with the police man.

Police: faints.

All: Lets go!

Marina: Common Taylor [dragging Taylor out]

One hour later . . .

Krissy: She still out?

Marina: Like a do-

Taylor: *opening eyes* Hi guys I'm all right.

Kuwabara: Err . . .two more weeks . . .

END FOR NOW . . .

Episode 3!

Marina: What!? You two are entering soft ball?

Krissy/ Taylor: Yes!

Out on the field Krissy and Taylor are having trouble with the game! But when a mysterious light shines from the sky who could it be!? KUWABARA! Will this idiot be able to help? [and not go to jail] Or will he be a nuisance? Find out next time on . . . Kuwabara's base ball game!

Kurama: Isn't this soft ball?

Saichi: Okay guys it could take a while but I'll try hard! Enjoy.