Yet another stupid parody of Harry Potter
Disclaimer: If I owned Harry Potter, do you really think I would waste my time writing here? Okay for all you morons out there who don't know, I do not own this FANfiction. Hence stories made by FANS!!! I am finished now.
(The scene opens up on the train with Hermione)
Hermione: Hey, you, clueless, can you help me find a nerd with broken glasses?
Neville: I dunno, can you help me find my frog?
Trevor (the toad): I AM A TOAD YOU IMBECILE!!! *Hits him over the head with an evil grapefruit*
Hermione: I am leaving now.
Hermione walks around for about 5 minutes until she finds a compartment with a nerd with broken glasses.
Hermione: Hey! You are a nerd with broken glasses; can I fix them since I would love to show off my magic?
Harry: go ahead.
Hermione: All right! Repairo! *Harry flies out the window*
Hermione: Oh Crap, um Accio dork with glasses.
Harry: *comes back* I have a name, you know, it is Harry Potter.
Hermione: The guy who invented the toilet, right?
Harry: NO I defeated Voldemort all by myself. ^-^
Ron: *Dies from hearing the 'V' word x_x*
&*^Elsewhere^*&
Draco: FROG AAAAHHHHHH!!!!
Neville: TREVOR!
Crabbe: mmmm chocolate frog. *Reaches for Trevor*
Trevor: oh such cruel fate, or not. *Jumps out window*
Trevor landed on the tracks happily knowing he was escaping certain death, or not. For Snape ran over him on one of those things in cartoons that are on wheels that you push up and down on.
Snape: Every year they leave just before I can get on the (insert word) train.
Trevor: x_X
&*^Laterz^*&
Trolley Lady: Would any of you brat- I mean dears, like some Poi- I mean treats.
Harry: *examines the 'treats' that are labeled 'rat poison'* sure! They look great.
Harry ate, actually snarfed, a couple treats down then offered one to Ron. Then he remembered Ron was dead, so he gave Ron to Neville as a friend.
Harry: There now you have an almost real friend.
Hermione: Hey dork- I mean Harry, its time to get changed.
Harry: Right. *Starts to get his stuff, then notices Hermione is still there*
Harry: hem hem (al la Umbridge)
Hermione: What do you want?
Harry: Privacy.
Hermione: Why? All the girls in the dormitory have to dress down in front of each other anyway I think.
Harry: I am not a girl.
Hermione: You aren't? PERV!!! YOU WERE ABOUT TO DRESS DOWN IN FRONT OF ME!!!
Harry: Was not I was the one telling you to get out.
Hermione: I am not going to hang out with a perv, gross. *Stomps out*
Harry: O_o oooookay
Random Train Dude: We're about to arrive in Hogwarts School for the mentally challenged soon. Wait, I mean witches and wizards.
Harry: This is going to be a good year, like those tires.
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Angel: Hey this is my first fic sent to fanfiction.net so go easy on me okay? So about the name, here's how it goes: once upon a time there were a bro and sis, they fought all the time until this one day when they decided to become wannabe authors. They joined ff.net and became Angel or Nightcrawler. The boy would be known as Nightcrawler while the girl was angel. So that was my short story. Yup. And review if you liked it, correct me if I am wrong, give me inspirations for further chapters, and flames will be used to burn chewy, the evil terrier. Love Angel
Disclaimer: If I owned Harry Potter, do you really think I would waste my time writing here? Okay for all you morons out there who don't know, I do not own this FANfiction. Hence stories made by FANS!!! I am finished now.
(The scene opens up on the train with Hermione)
Hermione: Hey, you, clueless, can you help me find a nerd with broken glasses?
Neville: I dunno, can you help me find my frog?
Trevor (the toad): I AM A TOAD YOU IMBECILE!!! *Hits him over the head with an evil grapefruit*
Hermione: I am leaving now.
Hermione walks around for about 5 minutes until she finds a compartment with a nerd with broken glasses.
Hermione: Hey! You are a nerd with broken glasses; can I fix them since I would love to show off my magic?
Harry: go ahead.
Hermione: All right! Repairo! *Harry flies out the window*
Hermione: Oh Crap, um Accio dork with glasses.
Harry: *comes back* I have a name, you know, it is Harry Potter.
Hermione: The guy who invented the toilet, right?
Harry: NO I defeated Voldemort all by myself. ^-^
Ron: *Dies from hearing the 'V' word x_x*
&*^Elsewhere^*&
Draco: FROG AAAAHHHHHH!!!!
Neville: TREVOR!
Crabbe: mmmm chocolate frog. *Reaches for Trevor*
Trevor: oh such cruel fate, or not. *Jumps out window*
Trevor landed on the tracks happily knowing he was escaping certain death, or not. For Snape ran over him on one of those things in cartoons that are on wheels that you push up and down on.
Snape: Every year they leave just before I can get on the (insert word) train.
Trevor: x_X
&*^Laterz^*&
Trolley Lady: Would any of you brat- I mean dears, like some Poi- I mean treats.
Harry: *examines the 'treats' that are labeled 'rat poison'* sure! They look great.
Harry ate, actually snarfed, a couple treats down then offered one to Ron. Then he remembered Ron was dead, so he gave Ron to Neville as a friend.
Harry: There now you have an almost real friend.
Hermione: Hey dork- I mean Harry, its time to get changed.
Harry: Right. *Starts to get his stuff, then notices Hermione is still there*
Harry: hem hem (al la Umbridge)
Hermione: What do you want?
Harry: Privacy.
Hermione: Why? All the girls in the dormitory have to dress down in front of each other anyway I think.
Harry: I am not a girl.
Hermione: You aren't? PERV!!! YOU WERE ABOUT TO DRESS DOWN IN FRONT OF ME!!!
Harry: Was not I was the one telling you to get out.
Hermione: I am not going to hang out with a perv, gross. *Stomps out*
Harry: O_o oooookay
Random Train Dude: We're about to arrive in Hogwarts School for the mentally challenged soon. Wait, I mean witches and wizards.
Harry: This is going to be a good year, like those tires.
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Angel: Hey this is my first fic sent to fanfiction.net so go easy on me okay? So about the name, here's how it goes: once upon a time there were a bro and sis, they fought all the time until this one day when they decided to become wannabe authors. They joined ff.net and became Angel or Nightcrawler. The boy would be known as Nightcrawler while the girl was angel. So that was my short story. Yup. And review if you liked it, correct me if I am wrong, give me inspirations for further chapters, and flames will be used to burn chewy, the evil terrier. Love Angel
