Disclaimer: Hi! I hope you know that Harry Potter or the Oreo song is not mine.

These creeps just arrived at Hogwarts and are getting off the train.

Hermione: Wow this place is great! *She drops a bag of Oreos*

Draco noticed this, and walked up to the bag.

Draco: Must be some crappy muggle treats; I might as well try some. *Picks up the bag and tries one*

Draco liked these treats. He ate and ate until he got a sugar high. In his sugary rampage he sung a song.

Draco: The white stuff,
The white stuff,

First one was a sweet one,
Second one was a blast,

Soon I finished off the bag,
Ate 'em up real fast,

You can see 'em in my teeth,
Something when I talk,

Had so many my pancreas just went into shock

I love the white stuff,
Baby
In the middle of an Oreo

I love the white stuff, baby
It's the most delicious thing, I know

I've had a zillion or two in my life, they're so right
Now Twinkies and dingdongs wont do, but who cares?

What else am I supposed to do?

Oh oh oh oh oh oh Oreo
What's in the middle, the white stuff,
*He goes on like this for awhile*

&*^Elsewhere^*& Harry: I am bored, and lonely. *Looks at owl*

Harry: I will name you, Free Money.

Free Money: Hoo

Harry: You, you are Free Money.

Peeves: *Flies in on a toaster* Here have him back. *Gives him a living Ron*

Ron: HI Harry.

Hagrid: Come on; come on, this way first years.

&*^Hermione's boat^*&

Hermione: Hey, you aren't a student.

Snape: I know, you filthy child.

Hermione: You need to catch up with the stiles, dude.

Snape: I do not, go away you brat.

Hermione: I know how to make you happy, I will introduce you to my evil leprechaun, Barney.

Snape: Right.

Hermione: Barney tells me to burn things.

Snape: O_o;

&*^Draco's Boat^*&

Draco: *still hyper and singing* Ohhhhhh this is a story about a guy named al, and he lived in the sewer with his hamster pal and.

Hagrid: ^please, let me just make it to the school, pleeeeaaaassseee. ^

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Angel: Hey anyone I know this is crappy, but work with me here. I need ideas or this won't be here anymore. (not like that is a bad thing) REVIEWS ARE NEEDED, I GROW DESPERATE AND UNLOVED. ttfn