Disclaimer: Hi! I hope you know that Harry Potter or the Oreo song is not
mine.
These creeps just arrived at Hogwarts and are getting off the train.
Hermione: Wow this place is great! *She drops a bag of Oreos*
Draco noticed this, and walked up to the bag.
Draco: Must be some crappy muggle treats; I might as well try some. *Picks up the bag and tries one*
Draco liked these treats. He ate and ate until he got a sugar high. In his sugary rampage he sung a song.
Draco: The white stuff,
The white stuff,
First one was a sweet one,
Second one was a blast,
Soon I finished off the bag,
Ate 'em up real fast,
You can see 'em in my teeth,
Something when I talk,
Had so many my pancreas just went into shock
I love the white stuff,
Baby
In the middle of an Oreo
I love the white stuff, baby
It's the most delicious thing, I know
I've had a zillion or two in my life, they're so right
Now Twinkies and dingdongs wont do, but who cares?
What else am I supposed to do?
Oh oh oh oh oh oh Oreo
What's in the middle, the white stuff,
*He goes on like this for awhile*
&*^Elsewhere^*& Harry: I am bored, and lonely. *Looks at owl*
Harry: I will name you, Free Money.
Free Money: Hoo
Harry: You, you are Free Money.
Peeves: *Flies in on a toaster* Here have him back. *Gives him a living Ron*
Ron: HI Harry.
Hagrid: Come on; come on, this way first years.
&*^Hermione's boat^*&
Hermione: Hey, you aren't a student.
Snape: I know, you filthy child.
Hermione: You need to catch up with the stiles, dude.
Snape: I do not, go away you brat.
Hermione: I know how to make you happy, I will introduce you to my evil leprechaun, Barney.
Snape: Right.
Hermione: Barney tells me to burn things.
Snape: O_o;
&*^Draco's Boat^*&
Draco: *still hyper and singing* Ohhhhhh this is a story about a guy named al, and he lived in the sewer with his hamster pal and.
Hagrid: ^please, let me just make it to the school, pleeeeaaaassseee. ^
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Angel: Hey anyone I know this is crappy, but work with me here. I need ideas or this won't be here anymore. (not like that is a bad thing) REVIEWS ARE NEEDED, I GROW DESPERATE AND UNLOVED. ttfn
These creeps just arrived at Hogwarts and are getting off the train.
Hermione: Wow this place is great! *She drops a bag of Oreos*
Draco noticed this, and walked up to the bag.
Draco: Must be some crappy muggle treats; I might as well try some. *Picks up the bag and tries one*
Draco liked these treats. He ate and ate until he got a sugar high. In his sugary rampage he sung a song.
Draco: The white stuff,
The white stuff,
First one was a sweet one,
Second one was a blast,
Soon I finished off the bag,
Ate 'em up real fast,
You can see 'em in my teeth,
Something when I talk,
Had so many my pancreas just went into shock
I love the white stuff,
Baby
In the middle of an Oreo
I love the white stuff, baby
It's the most delicious thing, I know
I've had a zillion or two in my life, they're so right
Now Twinkies and dingdongs wont do, but who cares?
What else am I supposed to do?
Oh oh oh oh oh oh Oreo
What's in the middle, the white stuff,
*He goes on like this for awhile*
&*^Elsewhere^*& Harry: I am bored, and lonely. *Looks at owl*
Harry: I will name you, Free Money.
Free Money: Hoo
Harry: You, you are Free Money.
Peeves: *Flies in on a toaster* Here have him back. *Gives him a living Ron*
Ron: HI Harry.
Hagrid: Come on; come on, this way first years.
&*^Hermione's boat^*&
Hermione: Hey, you aren't a student.
Snape: I know, you filthy child.
Hermione: You need to catch up with the stiles, dude.
Snape: I do not, go away you brat.
Hermione: I know how to make you happy, I will introduce you to my evil leprechaun, Barney.
Snape: Right.
Hermione: Barney tells me to burn things.
Snape: O_o;
&*^Draco's Boat^*&
Draco: *still hyper and singing* Ohhhhhh this is a story about a guy named al, and he lived in the sewer with his hamster pal and.
Hagrid: ^please, let me just make it to the school, pleeeeaaaassseee. ^
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Angel: Hey anyone I know this is crappy, but work with me here. I need ideas or this won't be here anymore. (not like that is a bad thing) REVIEWS ARE NEEDED, I GROW DESPERATE AND UNLOVED. ttfn
