Disclaimer: I do not own the song from the last chapter about the guy and
his hamster pal. I do not own Harry or any of his friends either.
By the way I know the last chapter sucked. I just had a little bit o writer's block I need help.
A message for gamegirl3~ ~ awww ya really think I'm funny. I feel so loved! You are my first ever reviewer. Thank You
A message for sweetangel~ ~ ^-^ I am so happy I can cry. Two reviews. (The simple things make me happy) I know it is not much but thank you!!! I feel so happy. I will write more and get ideas. Hermione will hopefully keep this attitude and burn burn burn.
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CHAPTER 3 SORTING
Harry: Sooo how do we get sorted
Ron: I dunno I heard many hot sharp iron rods excruciatingly burn you.
Hermione: burn. fire. good.
Barney: Yes as soon as we get fire you know what to do.
Hermione: Yessssssss..
Draco: Who are you talking to, crudblood?
Hermione: Barney, see? *points to Barney who is thin air*
Professor M: It is time to go class.
The over-used one (Harry) and the rest moved up to the stage to find an old, ugly hat.
Hermione: *spots a candle* ooooooh *grabs the candle and proceeds toward the ugly hat*
Sorting Hat: Ahhh no it burns burns heeeelllllppppp!!!!! *Disintegrates*
Dumbledore: uh oh looks like we need a new hat. *Goes away for 15 minutes*
Dumbledore: I found one! *Puts a blue cowboy hat on the stool with purple doors on it*
The door opens up to reveal crazy dancing hat man.
Cdhm (crazy dancing Hat man): Look at me I'm crazy woooowoowowoowo l;ahjtaniovwkrjf
Prof. M: Okay I will just skip all these other students and call Harry out first because they don't matter.
Harry: *walks up to the stool, sits on it, then puts on the hat*
Cdhm: LETS SEE HERE, PLENTY OF MEATBALLS, AND SOME CHEESE TOO! I should put you in Slitheryn, but I will put you in Gryffindor because it is running low on people.
Audience: *cheers like mad*
Harry: YEAH!
Dumbledore: Time to sing the school song. wait the author has a request. okay lets sing the song. Happy Birthday to her pal, Brittany.
All: Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday dear Brittany,
Happy Birthday to you
Fred+George: End fastest because they sing it in polka format.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Angel: Okay that's a rap. I got the Cdhm off of the Amanda show so it is not mine. I just thought it would fit. So I will see all of you later.
By the way I know the last chapter sucked. I just had a little bit o writer's block I need help.
A message for gamegirl3~ ~ awww ya really think I'm funny. I feel so loved! You are my first ever reviewer. Thank You
A message for sweetangel~ ~ ^-^ I am so happy I can cry. Two reviews. (The simple things make me happy) I know it is not much but thank you!!! I feel so happy. I will write more and get ideas. Hermione will hopefully keep this attitude and burn burn burn.
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CHAPTER 3 SORTING
Harry: Sooo how do we get sorted
Ron: I dunno I heard many hot sharp iron rods excruciatingly burn you.
Hermione: burn. fire. good.
Barney: Yes as soon as we get fire you know what to do.
Hermione: Yessssssss..
Draco: Who are you talking to, crudblood?
Hermione: Barney, see? *points to Barney who is thin air*
Professor M: It is time to go class.
The over-used one (Harry) and the rest moved up to the stage to find an old, ugly hat.
Hermione: *spots a candle* ooooooh *grabs the candle and proceeds toward the ugly hat*
Sorting Hat: Ahhh no it burns burns heeeelllllppppp!!!!! *Disintegrates*
Dumbledore: uh oh looks like we need a new hat. *Goes away for 15 minutes*
Dumbledore: I found one! *Puts a blue cowboy hat on the stool with purple doors on it*
The door opens up to reveal crazy dancing hat man.
Cdhm (crazy dancing Hat man): Look at me I'm crazy woooowoowowoowo l;ahjtaniovwkrjf
Prof. M: Okay I will just skip all these other students and call Harry out first because they don't matter.
Harry: *walks up to the stool, sits on it, then puts on the hat*
Cdhm: LETS SEE HERE, PLENTY OF MEATBALLS, AND SOME CHEESE TOO! I should put you in Slitheryn, but I will put you in Gryffindor because it is running low on people.
Audience: *cheers like mad*
Harry: YEAH!
Dumbledore: Time to sing the school song. wait the author has a request. okay lets sing the song. Happy Birthday to her pal, Brittany.
All: Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday dear Brittany,
Happy Birthday to you
Fred+George: End fastest because they sing it in polka format.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Angel: Okay that's a rap. I got the Cdhm off of the Amanda show so it is not mine. I just thought it would fit. So I will see all of you later.
