SEQ CHAPTER \h \r 1Sorry...my computer crashed!!! I've been killing myself for the past week and I lost EVERYTHING!  I'm just glad all my chapters were posted...but I've been wanting to write more like all hell!  Ughhh I hate my new computer! I'm really bitter!! LoL...& all I have is this WordPerfect shit...I miss word! It's much better! & it doesn't have my favorite font! Century Gothic! It's such a simple font & I can't find it online for free cause it's a normal windows font...so why don't I have it?? I have windows!!!! ARGGG & I know I won't find it...I've done 4 searches already...4 thorough searches! GRRR!!!

Okies, I'd like to make note that the line in chapter 2, "I dunno...but a man with a plunger once told me that so I thought I'd pass on his words of wisdom", was taken from the movie "Max Keeble's Big Move" (I love my little Keebler Elf! LoL).  Great movie...go see it if you haven't! LoL, anyways, in it the janitor teaches him a lesson in life, "Any kid can make a mess, but it takes a man to clean it up." And Max is the narrator so you hear him go "It took a man with a plunger to make me realize..." LoL, point made! Oh, BTW Lainey, it's a humorous story...the fact that nobody happens to be around doesn't need justification cause I can't justify it! LoL Ok, on with the story, P.S. Melinda...this chapter is dedicated to you! You'll see why! LoL:

            "Ok," said Harry, "I have another wish!"

            "Yea..." said the genie.

            "I wish for flying mouse spawn!"

            "What the fuck?!'

            "Flying mouse spawn! It's an idea I got from Stuart Little 2! You see, he falls in love with a bird and that's just weird! So after contemplating what their children would look like, I came up with what I call flying mouse spawn! It's the body of a mouse, with wings and a feathered tail!"

            "And you want this because..."

            "Who wouldn't want it? It's flying mouse spawn! How cool is that?!"

            "And this is cool because..."

            "Hey buddy, I'm not the one whose powers meow, ok?!! I'd have to say you're in no position to question!"

            "I told you, that's perfectly normal!"

            "Well you can just go on thinking that...are you gonna grant my wish or not?"

            "Oh...I'm gonna grant your wish...I have to!" And with a meow, a large cage filled with about 20 'flying mouse spawn' appeared.

            "Oy Vey!"

            "You're not Jewish..."

            "Errr...of course, I mean...errr...bloody hell!"

            "That is something I noticed when I read Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone through Order of the Phoenix...there are no Jews at Hogwarts! What about the Jewish witches and wizards? Huh? What if they want to go to Hogwarts? Huh? Did J.K. Rowling ever think about that? I didn't think so!"

            "Errr...there are books written about me? And who's J.K. Rowling?"

            "Uhh...oh shit...hmmm...just pretend I never said that! Oh wait! Duhh...I'm a genie!" And with a meow, Harry forgot any mention of the 5 books that documented his life, but he was left with a strange lingering grudge against Dumbledore for not having any Jews attend Hogwarts.

            Harry felt he'd missed something.  Somehow time had lapsed, but nothing had happened.  I guess I just majorly spaced out. Wow...what was I saying? Thought Harry, a bit confused. Oh yea...flying mouse spawn...

            "I didn't need so many flying mouse spawn! I was thinking maybe 2 or 3 so I could give 1 to Ron to replace Scabbers, but 20?!"

            "Actually, that's 22 to be exact!"

            "Well what the hell am I supposed to do with all this flying mouse spawn?"

Sorry for the delay...whenever I wind up posting this, stupid WordPerfect can't save as an html file but my dad should be getting us word soon so if you're reading this, it means I have word & most likely have century gothic back too! LoL

YAY!!! I have word & my century gothic!! Life is goood!