"Hey…you said 'flying mouse spawn' plural! You didn't specify how much you wanted! How was I supposed to know that 22 is too much?" Said the genie. "Maybe that man with a plunger was right…"

            "Umm…course…man with a plunger…you think Hedwig will eat the ones I don't need?"

            "Hedwig? What the hell is that?"

            "Don't make fun of Hedwig! That's my owl!"

            "Who named her?"

            "I did!"

            The genie broke out into hysterical laughter.  "Hedwig? Were you on drugs when you named her?"

            "Don't make fun of me! I happen to think it's a bloody good name!"

            "Well then, you must be bloody stupid!"

            Harry lunged at the genie, only to find that he isn't exactly solid. He slammed into the wall hard and fell to the ground, sore all over. "Ouchhhh…I wish I hadn't done that!" and with a meow, Harry was standing back where he had been before he had lunged at the genie. "What…did…you…do?"

            "I granted your wish! Relax! Now, you haven't done that! You have 1 wish left!"

            "Damn it! I didn't mean to wish for that…I was just saying that it would have been nicer if I'd known you weren't solid…I didn't want you to actually grant that wish! What if I had 2 more things I wanted to wish for?"

            "Well then you'd be out of luck! You know…I really think people underestimate the power of the man with a plunger! I mean 'be careful what you wish for'…that's some damn good advice right there! Maybe if you'd met the man with a plunger & heard it directly from him it would've had a bigger impact on you."

            "I do not need advice from a man with a plunger, OK???? I would be FINE if you weren't so damn stupid, OK??" Said Harry, then after calming down a bit, "Duh! I'll give the rest of the flying mouse spawn to Hagrid! He can use them for his Care of Magical Creatures class!"

            "Umm sure…you do that…" They sat in silence for a while, neither having anything to say. After a while, the genie spoke, "So…what's your last wish?"

            "I haven't got the slightest clue!"

            "WHAT?? I thought you knew of 2 things you wanted to wish for!"

            "No…I was just saying what if I had 2 more things, I'm not sure what else I want though!"

            "Oh great…am I going to be here all night waiting?"

            "Would that annoy you greatly?"

            "Yea it would! Think up a damn wish!"

            "Then perhaps I will make you wait…" said Harry, smirking.

Hopefully more to come soon…I'm having a bit of writers block now…