Hey I am back I am so sorry I was gone for so long I suck. ( But I'll try to be better! I don't own this book okay If I did I would not be writing this right now on my computer

I'll have some assistance from my bro today Nightcrawler. So here I go...

^^^Breakfast the next morning^^^ Harry: I have a class with professor Snape first...

Hermione: *Staring at BIG HAIRY person*

Hermione: Hey who is that BIG HAIRY person?

Ron: *Looks to see BH*

Ron: THE COOKIE MONSTER!!!!!!!! DEFEND ALL THE COOKIES!!!!!! *Runs off to do so*

Hermione: I think he's crazy.

Evil Leprechaun: Yesssss I think he is.

^^^Snape's Class^^^ Snape: Today we are doing WHATEVER we want, but first make sure it can be made in a cauldron.

Class:YAAAAAAAAAYYYYY

Ron: I am making some anti-cookie monster elixir.

Harry: I am making a potion to cure fatness.

Hermione: I am making some gasoline to go with my lighter!

^^^30 minutes later^^^

Snape: Time show me your... creations.

Harry: Here is my potion it is made up of cake, brownies, ice cream, lard, butter, syrup, chocolate, and love.

Ron: Use it on Goyle.

Harry: Okay *Gives some to goyle who instantly gains 5,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 pounds*

Goyle: Mmmmm tastes gooooooood.

Snape: O_o moving on now.

Ron: I made a anti-cookie monster mix, I blended some cookies, then I put some milk in it, some newt eyes, some of your disgusting slimy hair, some nair, and toilet water. I AM SO PROUD.

Snape: I'll give it a A for creativity but lets see if it would work.

Ron: *bakes some cookies and waits.*

Hagrid soon comes in and smells the cookies. When he goes to take one, Ron splashes all of his potion on Hagrid.

Hagrid: MY EYES MY EYES *runs out of the room screaming. *

Snape: I guess it worked.... F F F F F haaaaahahahahah

Ron: no fair.

Hermione: I made gasoline, watch.

Hermione lights her beloved lighter, matchy, and pours contents on it. IT blows up and creates a blue smoke, which turns Snape's hair blue.

Snape: MY BEAUTIFUL, UNWASHED HAIR! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Neville: just another day in paradise...

Okay so in this section I will thank ALL my reviewers.

Lotr –PtoC –HP –Number1Fan~~~ Thank you for telling me I am funny I really appreciate it!

SweetAngel~~~ Hermione shall burn more things soon...

Ash vault rose garden~~~ I LIKE BEING HYPER TOO wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Joanne-Davenport~~~ I like her burning obsession too thank you

Insane Lady~~~ Happy pills Yaaaayayaaaaay Draco likes oreos

Nelly~~~ I like being called funny thank you