Hi! It's me, LHoT! I'm here with chapter 2! I still need reviews and characters so please review!!!

Disclaimer: Don't make me say this again… One more thing, all characters are fictional and if they seem like a real person, go lick an anthill, no, wait, that's supposed to be "It's not my intention"

To clear something up, Link is 17

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Links first glimpse of Lily revealed a tall Chinese girl with black eyes, shoulder length hair, and a very cute smile.

Lily: Hi! You must be Link! I've heard a lot about you! I'm Lily, the girl who wrote you the letter! I'm your adoptive sister!

Link: (to Ace) How can I have an adoptive sister if I don't have parents, then again, how can I have any brothers or sisters?

Ace: because I said so, and I'm the Author.

Link: Oh. Anyway, Hi, Lily! So nice to meet you!!!

Lily: As it is to meet you, brother! Who's this guy next to you?

Link: Oh, this is Ace, the Author guy!

Lily: What?

Ace: *Punches Link* Ixna on the urthoraa.

Link: I mean... my new friend!

Lily: Oh, cool! Nice to meet you Ace!

Ace: Nice to meet you, too, Lily!

Link: Anyway, where do you guys want to go?

Ace: I think we should let Lily pick, her being new and all.

Lily: Okay, let's go to Hyrule Castle town!

Ace: Okay! But, wait, how will we get there?

Link: I know! EPONA!!!!!

Epona came running to him, but this was a problem, seeing as how they were in a small tree house.

Ace: Link, d'ya think we should maybe get a bigger place to stay, since we will have 10 more people come?

Link: Good idea. We'll stay in the market hotel, I can get us in free since the owner owes me... a favor.

Flashback

Hotel Owner Guy: Okay, boy, if you win the next one, I'll let you stay at my hotel free of charge with as many rooms as

you like(Perfect for unexpected brothers and sisters, especally eleven of them) for as long as you like!

Link: OK, deal.

Let's just say that you should never bet that kinda stuff over a pair of threes.

End Flashback

Later, at the hotel...

Link: Room for 12 please.

Ace make that 13, Link, I'm staying with you guys.

Link: Really? Your funeral. Ok, 13.

Clerk guy: There's only three of you! Just what do you plan on doing by yourselves with so much space?

Link: She's my sister and he's my friend, we need the extr eleven for my other brothers and sisters.

Clerk Guy: OK, what ever... 90,000 rupees.

Link: I would pay that, but I won't since I have a Free-Room-And-Board-For-As-Long-As-You-Like card!

Clerk guy: How'd you get this?

Link: Let's just say never bet on a pair of threes.

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Hey, sorry if it's not funny, yet, but I need more than three people and I'm not good at making up charachters. Please help. BTW romance

will come later. ~LHoT~