Chapter One

[[The evil hormones]]

"GAHHHH!!! What am I gonna do tomoyo!!?? TOMOYO?" screeched a 19 year old Sakura. 19 year old tomoyo was still daydreaming of how to black mail eriol. She started cackling evilly remembering eriol's shocked face when he found out tomoyo was tape recording him in a stupid "I love Barbie" outfit singing "I'm a Barbie Girl". Tomoyo shook her head sadly remembering his sad excuse.

[[Flashback]]

Eriol: Um...um...I have a good reason for this!

Tomoyo: uh huh...and what is the sad excuse hmm?

Eriol: Ermmm...she's hot?

[[End of Flashback]]

Tomoyo started giggling remembering how eriol's looked so hopeful hoping that she would fall for such a dumb excuse. Sakura stared at her friend in one of her "What the hell is wrong with you?" look. Sakura slowly inched forward asking timidly: "Um...tomoyo? Are you having one of your 'encounters' with your evil hormones again?"

Tomoyo finally snapped out of her 'evil hormone' trance and whipped her head around screaming: "Eriol...don't you dare touch my ice cream!!!" Sakura shook her head sadly murmuring to herself: "Yep...defiantly attack of the hormones again..."

Tomoyo finally seemed to come to her senses and sweat dropped laughing nervously: "ehehehehe...sorry...kind of feeling weird today...heh..."

Sakura just giggled and happily said: "hey...no problem. I'm just happy to have my sane friend back..."

Tomoyo glared at sakura sniffing and raised her head high: "Well sorry for being attacked by the evil hormones!"

Sakura just playfully rolled her eyes and mumbled: "sure..." Then sakura got back to being serious or ermmm...panicky and started screaming again about her problems. Tomoyo just calmly sat there waiting for Sakura to calm down. [[a/n: Hahhahahahha...poor tomoyo...having to suffer with insane sakura...lol]]

Finally sakura calmed down and spoke in clear English that tomoyo could actually understand: "Tomoyo? What am I gonna do? I have barely any money so I have to move in with somebody in the same apartment so they can help me pay half the rent...gahhh...it's no fair! Why do you actually get to stay at one of the dorms in collage? Feh...stupid paying fees..." Tomoyo's face suddenly brightened up and said excitedly: "I know someone you can live with for awhile!"

Sakura stared at Tomoyo in disbelief not knowing if she was kidding or not [[after all, tomoyo was getting the case of evil hormones lately...- -;;]] Tomoyo just snorted and said: "Trust me...right now I'm sane." After Tomoyo's words slowly processed through Sakura's head, Sakura started squealing with excitement. "Oh my god...thank you so much Tomoyo!!! So...who's the person?"

Tomoyo smiled happily at Sakura's huge grinning face. Scary yes...but somehow cute...anyways back to the topic. Tomoyo casually answered: "Well...his name is Syaoran...he's one of Eriol's closest friends." [[a/n: yeshyesh...I know...syaoran and eriol...close friends?! Ehhh...live with it.]]

Sakura's face instantly fell. Eriol's friend=trouble. Trouble + innocent sakura =uh oh. "Shit..." Sakura softly swore. Tomoyo's cheerful face instantly turned into pure rage. "Don't you dare swear in front of me young lady!"

Sakura sighed and mumbled sarcastically: "Sorry...mother...I'll give him a chance." Tomoyo's mood instantly switched from killer tornado to a bright sunny day. She cheerfully sang: "I'll go call Syaoran right now!!" Sakura swore in her mind : 'Damn Tomoyo's evil hormones...' Then Sakura instantly smirked thinking of all the evil things she could do to her for revenge.

A/n: Heh heh...hope you liked it...yeshyesh...I know you're probably freaked out by Tomoyo's mood. Don't worry...she'll turn to normal soon.