Hi! It's me again, LHoT! I have a new charachter! Let's have the live feed words from the new charachter herself, Kelsey!

"Ha! I got a girl! Her name is Kelsey! She has long blonde hair, blue eyes, and has ADHD! Which means she is hyper, can get a BAD attitude,

and doesn't think about what she is doing before she does it! And YES! Kelsey is ME! ^o^"

I have a friend with ADHD, too. Intresting.

Now the count is 4 girls and 5 boys needed.

Romance begins in this chapter! Keep in mind this is a G rated comedy, so you'll excuse me if it's kinda corny.

There you have it! Now, let's begin the story!

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Link, Ace, and Lily finished setting up their room, when there was a knock on their door.

Door: Knock Knock! Open the door! Hurry up, slowpoke! Up 'n At 'em! C'mon!

Link: Okay, I'm coming!

Link opened the door revealing a girl with long blonde hair and blue eyes!

???: Hi! I'm your sister, Kelsey!!!!

Link: Nice to meet you, Kelsey!

Ace: Same here! *hands her a Coca-Cola in a glass*

Kelsey: Nice to meet you, too! *Drinks Coke* ^o^

Lily: Hi, sis! How've you been!? How's your ADHD?

Link & Ace: ADHD? *Slowly look at each other*

Lily: Ace, that wasn't coke you gave her, was it?

Ace: Yes, and now I realise my mistake.

Lily: *Slaps Ace* HOW COULD YOU!?!?!?! *Thinking* I hope I never have to do that again, he's kinda cute! *^_^*

Link: Why are you smiling!? Do you realize what's about to happen!?

Kelsey: Heyletsgotothemallandmakeacebuyusclothesandthenwecangotothegamersmansionandgetthemandthenwecangeticecreamandthenwecangogetpizzaandthenwecanjusthangoutanddancetillmidnighandthencomehomeandcollapseonourbeds!

Link, Ace, & Lily: *sweatdrops*

Kelsey: Let's go!

Ace: But we haen't finished unpacking!

Kelsey: Don't you get like that with me! We're going and that's that! *hits Ace with a huge hammer*

Link: Hey, where'd you get my hammer?

Kelsey: I dunno.

Ace: *weakly* I thnk we should go. Now, before I get hit again.

Kelsey: Yay! ^o^

And so they leave. While they are walking to the mall, they come acoss a a glob of stuff on the road. (A/N Road...heh...Mall...heh...in Hyrule heh)

Link: What's that?

Ace: I dunno.

Lily: Look there's a sign.

Sign: This is a inter-game transportation unit. It takes you and three friends to other games in the universe besides Zelda.

Kelsey: Hm, I wonder what it does... Ace, smell it!

Ace: No! Are you crazy!?

Kelsey: *pulls out Megaton Hammer* You wanna try my patience again?

Ace: *weak voice* no mam.

Kelsey: Then smell it!

Ace: *smells it* Ugh.

Kelsey: Touch it!

Ace: But...

Kelsey: Grrr...

Ace: *touches it* Ugh!

Kelsey: Eat it!

Ace: What d'ya mean eat it!? Are you outta your flippin' mind!?

Kelsey: *starts crying* WHHHHHHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! Mean Ace insults me!!! WHHHHHHAAAAAAA!!!!! *brings Hammer high over her head*

Ace: I'm sorry! Please excuse me! It won't happen again! I'll do anything!

Kelsey: Will you... *sniff* eat it?

Ace: Yes. *picks it up and puts in mouth* thee? Ah et ith.

Kelsey: *tears dry up instantly* Yay!!! Uncle Ace is nice again!

Ace: Uncle... Ace?

*Link and Ace exchange dark glances*

Lily: I feel funny, don't you, guys?

Ace: Yes, I predict that this will be a very intresting day.

Kelsey: Why do you say that, Uncle Ace?

Ace: Because we are disappearing as we speak.

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Okay! That's chapter three! Stay tuned for more! The first chapters are slow, yes, but I will kick it up as we get into a good place for comedy!

If you wish to co-write, e-mail me. I will accept one co-writer.