Author: Ok, I wrote this like three years ago for a special 100 word fic. thing. I used a line from 'Shrek' because I had to for the contest, but it goes well here, see if you can find it :)

I might continue it, but I dunno, tell me what you think!!

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"Okay, lights out! 3..2..1..off!" *pitch black*

"Ja! It's really dark, man!"

"Duh?"

"Scott, hold me!"

"I'm not Scott!"

"Eeeeck!"

"Get a grip, Jean!"

"Shut up you-"

"Ladies, ladies,"

"I want my mommy!"

"Was that you, Scott?!"

*sniff* "Nooo,"

"Is that you, Evan?"

*Evan in really high-pitched voice* "No, this is like Kitty! I love you, Jean! Is your hair natural?"

*Scott* "Who kissed me?"

"Not me!"

"You wish!"

"If it were me, you'd be dead!"

"Okay, I'm turning the light on," *light on*

"Remy!" *making out*

"What? Remy got to have some fun with pretty ladies!" *Remy starts to pouts*