What would happen if Hiei, Julia, Janel, Kurama, Kuwabara, and Yusuke were
snowed in
at Janel's house? Duh this!

Trapped By: Yoru-Sama

(Janel, Julia, and the rest of the gang enter Janel's theater room.)

Janel- So what movie do you guys want to watch?

Hiei- "Moulin Rouge!"

Everyone- What was that Hiei?

Hiei- You heard me, "Moulin Rouge!"

Julia- Hiei, it's not that I don't want to watch that movie but why do you want to watch it?

Hiei- 'Cuz Ozzy Osborne does the voice of the Green Fairy.

Julia- Oh yeah. (Everyone but Hiei sweatdrops)

(They start to watch the movie; it's at the "Look my dear a little frog" part when suddenly the power goes out.)

Janel- Don't move!! (Turns around her chair grabbing a Tap Light from the shelf behind her. She turns the light on and positions it so it lights the area of the room where they are all sitting. Hiei and Julia are sitting in Julia's chair making out.)

Yusuke- Ah hem.

Julia+ Hiei- (Jump up) Erm..........yeah............sorry...............erm

Janel- Whatever, let's go upstairs, I think I have some candles, or a few more flashlights.

(Upstairs)

Janel- Kurama where'd ya put the candles!?

Kurama- umm........................I know.

(Kurama grabs a flashlight then runs upstairs to one of the bedrooms then comes back downstairs with an armful of candles.)

Yusuke- Wonder what the candles were doing up there, eh Janel. (Janel smacks Yusuke)

(They light the candles. Kurama, Janel, Yusuke, and Kuwabara, sit down at the table and start to play cards. Hiei and Julia take a flashlight then go off somewhere.)

(Later)

Janel- Ha I win! Yusuke what's the score?

Yusuke- Kuwabara has 10 wins, I have 15 wins, you have 18 wins and Kurama has 0 wins.

Kuwabara- Gee Kurama you really blow at cards.

Kurama- Leave me alone. (Julia and Hiei enter as Janel starts to deal the next hand.)

Yusuke- What are you two doing here we usually don't see you guys for a few more hours when you go off like that.

Julia- Hiei got hungry.

Hiei- So did you.

Julia- Whatever. Janel you got any food?

Janel- I think I have some crackers or something.

Kurama- And don't forget the mini cereal boxes.

Janel- Why would they want to eat those.

Kurama- 'Cuz they're good!

Janel- Why don't I just drive out and get some pizza?

Julia- All right I'll come too.

(Janel and Julia open the door to see a wall of white, they slam the door shut before the snow can fall in the house.)

Yusuke- Great we're snowed in, with no food.

(The snow would explain the power outage)

Janel- Actually we have food but it's not pizza.

Kurama- Even if we don't have good food we can still keep posted on the weather. I'll go get my portable radio.

Kuwabara- Why didn't you think of that when the power first went out?

Kurama- Because the power may have gone out because of Janel's theater stuff.

Everyone but Janel+Kurama- Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

(Kurama goes then returns.)

Kurama- Sorry the battery's dead.

Everyone but Kurama- (sweatdrops then facevaults)

(30 minuets later)

Hiei- How come we never got out the food I'm still hungry!!!

Janel- I've got it. (Comes back with White cheddar cheese its, regular cheese its, keebler crackers, and a box of assorted graham crackers. When she enters the room Kurama goes into the kitchen and comes back with a case of mini cereal boxes.)

Julia- Hiei you have food now so you can stop complaining.

Hiei- (Answers but his mouth is full)

(One hour later)

Yusuke- I'm bored.

Kurama- (absent mindedly sings "Wild Wind" under his breath when,)

Hiei- (Starts to sing with Kurama. Soon everyone is singing)

Everyone- Kokoro no mama ni tada fighting to dream!

(15 minutes later-singing)

Everyone- God is the man!

(15 minutes later-still singing)

Everyone-Woke up on Monday and hated life, drank until Wednesday then left his wife, Thursday through Saturday lost everything, woke up on Sunday and was miserable again!

(15 minutes later-still singing again) Everyone- Yoru no sora ni kagayaku. Tooi gin no tsuki. Yuube yume de saite 'ta, nobara to onaji iro.

(15 minutes later- singing yet again)

Everyone- Take this job and shove it! I ain't work'in here no more.

( 15 minutes later- singing yet again and again)

Everyone- Hold me baby ukiuki lady. Touch me baby kirakira body. Hold me baby odorouyo Sunday. Touch me baby kibun wa holiday. Hold me baby norinori pary. Touch me baby are you ready ok?

(15 minutes later- this is a bit ridiculous no?) Everyone- No ten p-kan sora wa harete, ippai oppai BOKU! genki. Toraburu asobe yancha booi. We got (gotta) power. Doragonbooru Z!

(15 minutes later, Janel is asleep an the couch, Kurama is leaning against the couch starting to nod off, Kuwabara+ Yusuke sit in kitchen chairs zoned out absent mindedly singing, Hiei leans against Julia's shoulder asleep.)

Julia+Kuwabara+Yusuke- Now pimp'in ain't easy but it's necessary that's why I'm chasing bi-

Julia- Oh what's the use I'm bored again.

Janel- wha?

Julia- I thought you were asleep.

Janel- (rubbing her eyes) I was but then you stopped singing so I woke up. (Julia stands stretching, Hiei falls on the floor hitting his head on the tiled part of the floor thus causing him to wake up.)

Janel- Well there's only one thing to do now.

Kurama- Eat mini cereal?

Julia- Have PBJ time?

Hiei- Everyone leaves Julia and Hiei alone time?

Kurama- Everyone leaves Janel and Kurama alone time?

Janel- Well it could lead to what Hiei said and the second thing Kurama said but I think it's sake time.

Yusuke+Kuwabara- ..........................................................(zoned)........... ...........................................

(Hiei walks in front of Yusuke and Kuwabara waving his hands. They don't move. So Janel opens a Sake bottle and waves it under their noses. They wake up.)

(5 hours later)

Janel+Julia- (Look at The boys laying sprawled out around the room passed out.)

Julia- Janel you still got 'em?

Janel- Course. (Leaves then comes back with a bottle and two shot glasses)

Janel- Ready?

Julia- (Takes a glass) Duh.

(1 hour and 15 minutes later)

Julia- Ha Janel you passed out! Wait that's not something I would usually say............Could I be drunk?........................YES YES YES I FINALLY GOT DRUNK!!!!!

(A few minutes lather Julia is asleep next to Hiei. Janel stands up.)

Janel- No Julia you're not drunk you just think you are.

Julia- (wakes up) Wha?!?! I'm not drunk? Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I can still stay sober the longest!

Janel- Actually I was never drunk passed out in the first place. You just thought I was.

Julia- Hmmmm............. You're mind games are deadly.

Janel- It's not as much the mind games as it is the sleeping powder I put on your glass, it worked pretty well to.

Julia- There is but one way to settle this! (They both run to the sake closet, to find it now empty) Janel+Julia- Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!1

Janel- Moment.............................Kurama! (Kicks Kurama awake) You forgot to go buy more Sake!!

Kurama- I did not it was your turn!!

Janel- Was not!!

Kurama- Was to!!

Janel- Was not!!

Kurama-Was to!!

Janel- Fine!! We'll check the calendar.

(They walk over to the counter and pull out a calendar and start going over the dates.)

Julia- (Whispers) Hiei wake up.

Hiei- Wha?

Julia- Everyone is a bit preoccupied right now if you want to..............................

Hiei- Why didn't you tell me sooner lets go!!

(Julia sweatdrops as Hiei pulls her out of the room)

(10:30 the next morning) Janel- HA!!! It was your turn to but Sake!

Kurama- (scowl)

Yusuke- Stop talking so loud I have a terrible hangover.

(Julia and Hiei enter)

Kurama- Hey guys, how was your night?

Julia- (scowls)

Hiei- (smiles)

Julia- All you demons are alike; you all are driven by the same thing.

Kurama- What can I say?

Janel- I don't think that was a compliment dear.

Hiei- You know what I could go for? Some mini cereal.

Janel- Kurama already ate it all.

Hiei- Oh.

Julia- Hey it stopped snowing! Wanna go out for breakfast?

(Janel Julia Hiei and Kurama leave the house for breakfast.)

(30 minuets later)

Yusuke- Kuwabara you awake?

Kuwabara- Dude I got a terrible hang-over,

Yusuke- I know.............................(With a clunk both of them pass out again on the counter.)
END