I'm not good at introductions, but we are 'trapped' once again! And I
don't own any of the characters. Hey I remembered to put that!
Trapped two: grocery store by: Yoru-Sama
Julia- Are you guys coming?
Janel- You and Hiei can get checked out I think he's almost done.
(Looks at Kurama who's looking at all the shampoos and conditioners, Julia shrugs then leaves. Once she is gone Janel picks up a thing of shampoo, smells it, gags then puts it back on the shelf.)
Kurama- Janel! I don't know which one to get!!
Janel- Whichever smells better!
Kurama- But they both smell really really good!!!
Janel- Let me see those!
(Takes one bottle smells it gags then takes the other smells it and gags.)
Janel- God those reek!
Kurama- You're not helping.
Janel- Here take this it shampoos conditions detangles softens it takes care of most frizz, and it smells good! Now come on before the store closes, Hiei and Julia are waiting.
Kurama- But it doesn't volumise!
Janel- Who cares! We're buying this and you're coming with me or else you don't get yours!!!
Kurama- I"M COMING I'M COMING, YOU ARE SO EVIL!!!!!
Janel- Got that right. (All the lights turn off)
Kurama- Did you do that?
Janel- Oh no...
(They run to the doors to find them locked and Julia and Hiei on the other side laughing.)
Janel- Great job fox now we're locked in!
Kurama- (scowl) It wasn't entirely my fault.
Janel- ugh.
(Julia and Hiei continue to laugh. Janel flips them off then grabs Kurama; they walk away then return with boxes of Sake, and start to wave them at Julia and Hiei. Julia pulls out a remote control and pushes the red button on it-aka the "ball on button"- causing a crate of Sake to land behind her. Janel and Kurama leave again and return with two crates of Sake. Julia keeps producing more cases of Sake, Janel and Kurama sweatdrop and go into a warehouse in the back of the store where there's a room three times as big as the store filled with Sake. On the way back to the doors Janel grabs a pad or paper and some markers.)
Janel- (writing) Julia- You and Hiei pull on the doors from the outside and Kurama and me will pull from the inside that way we can get out.
(Julia+Hiei shake their heads "no" then walk away.)
Janel- That's just great Kurama!
Kurama- You're still blaming me for this!?
Janel- Yes.............................I'm hungry.
Kurama-Well we're in a store filled with food. Choose something.
Janel- But there are so many choices! I just don't know what to choose!
Kurama- Well I'm going to get some Chinese food see you later.
(About 800 kumquats, 2 boxes of tubule, a cheese pizza, 3 containers of pasta, and 6 Sakes later Janel meets Kurama in the magazine section)
Kurama- The new Shounen Jump is in.
Janel- Cool. (30 minuets later)
Kurama- I finished Shounen Jump.
Janel- Me too. Now what do you want to do?
Kurama- Let's just look around for a while.
Janel- All right I need another Sake anyways.
(Yusuke's house)
Yusuke- Ha paper beats rock!! I win again!!
Kuwabara- Ah man that's (counts on fingers) 10 games in a row!
(Julia and Hiei enter)
Julia- (laughs) Hey guys guess what?
Yusuke- Okay I'll bite. What?
Julia- (laughs harder) Janel and Kurama got locked in the grocery store!!!!!
(Yusuke and Kuwabara start to crack up)
Kuwabara- And you guys just left them there?
Julia- Duh. It's not my fault Kurama can't choose shampoo in under five hours.
Hiei- We should probably go get them before the store opens and people find them.
Julia- Alright just a sec. I'm thirsty.
(Eight hours later)
Janel- I've read every magazine in this store. I even read those tabloid newspapers.
Kurama- Those are very informative.
Janel- You actually believe what those things say?
Kurama- Sometimes.
Janel- Listen to this one. "Next Great Depression Just Weeks Away". You believe that?
Kurama- (shrugs) Hey it could happen.
Janel- (throws the paper at Kurama's head) Whatever fox. Let's go look around in those warehouses in back, it might be interesting.
(Kurama nodded as they headed toward the back of the store. When they were way far far far far far far far back in the warehouses they heard people singing.)
Janel- What do you think that is?
Kurama- I dunno.
Janel- Let's go see.
Kurama- Let's not and say we did.
Janel- Aw common Kurama, what are you a coward?
Kurama- Yes. Yes I am now let's go.
Janel- Shhh. The singing stopped.
Trapper1- What is that? Voices I hear.
Janel- Look Kurama there's people back here.
Trapper2- Looky looky we have visitors number three.
Trapper3- I see them.
Janel- Excuse me but who are you?
Trapper1- We are the trapped trio. We were all locked in this store and never found our way out.
Kurama- So you guys are like stuck here?
Trapper2- Yeah.
Kurama- Ohhhhh...............
Janel- Excuse him he's a little slow.
Kurama- I am not!
Janel- You wish. But anyway, how long have you three been stuck here?
Trapper3- We don't know it's been so long.
Trapper1- Would you two like to join us?
Janel- Well we've got nothing better to do.
Trapper2- Goody goody. Now come sit and sing with us.
Everyone- I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts ditily dee. And there they are a' standing in a row. Bum bum bum. Big ones small ones some as big as your head!
(Five hours later)
Trapped trio- I've got a booger up my nose and I'm gonna flick it out to you!
Janel- Can-we-please-stop-singing!?!?!?!
Trapper3- Why you don't like our singing?
Janel- No it's very good but we've been singing for the past five hours!
Trapper1- But we can't stop singing, We must sing, and all those who don't sing must perish!!
Kurama- Umm Janel run.
(Kurama and Janel run back into the store part of the building, the trio chases them. Janel+Kurama come to an area filled with shopping carts.)
Janel- Jump in that one!
(Kurama jumps inside of a shopping cart and Janel hops on the back on starts to run them around the store. The trio jumps into another cart and keep up their chase. Soon Janel and Kurama come to the glass doors)
Kurama- Now what?
Janel- We keep going!
(They crash through the door and keep going out onto the street. The trio follows)
(3 hours later)
(Hiei Julia Yusuke and Kuwabara enter the store)
Julia- Guys where are you?
Hiei- They're not here.
Yusuke- I don't think they were ever here to begin with.
Kuwabara- Yeah lets go home.
(Out in the parking lot Janel and Kurama come flying by in a shopping cart with a bunch of old guys chasing them)
Janel- JULIA! GUYS! RUN!!!!!
(Janel and Kurama hit them with the cart and now all six of them are running through the lot with a bunch of old guys chasing them. Oh, and P.S. Kurama never did get his shampoo)
END
Trapped two: grocery store by: Yoru-Sama
Julia- Are you guys coming?
Janel- You and Hiei can get checked out I think he's almost done.
(Looks at Kurama who's looking at all the shampoos and conditioners, Julia shrugs then leaves. Once she is gone Janel picks up a thing of shampoo, smells it, gags then puts it back on the shelf.)
Kurama- Janel! I don't know which one to get!!
Janel- Whichever smells better!
Kurama- But they both smell really really good!!!
Janel- Let me see those!
(Takes one bottle smells it gags then takes the other smells it and gags.)
Janel- God those reek!
Kurama- You're not helping.
Janel- Here take this it shampoos conditions detangles softens it takes care of most frizz, and it smells good! Now come on before the store closes, Hiei and Julia are waiting.
Kurama- But it doesn't volumise!
Janel- Who cares! We're buying this and you're coming with me or else you don't get yours!!!
Kurama- I"M COMING I'M COMING, YOU ARE SO EVIL!!!!!
Janel- Got that right. (All the lights turn off)
Kurama- Did you do that?
Janel- Oh no...
(They run to the doors to find them locked and Julia and Hiei on the other side laughing.)
Janel- Great job fox now we're locked in!
Kurama- (scowl) It wasn't entirely my fault.
Janel- ugh.
(Julia and Hiei continue to laugh. Janel flips them off then grabs Kurama; they walk away then return with boxes of Sake, and start to wave them at Julia and Hiei. Julia pulls out a remote control and pushes the red button on it-aka the "ball on button"- causing a crate of Sake to land behind her. Janel and Kurama leave again and return with two crates of Sake. Julia keeps producing more cases of Sake, Janel and Kurama sweatdrop and go into a warehouse in the back of the store where there's a room three times as big as the store filled with Sake. On the way back to the doors Janel grabs a pad or paper and some markers.)
Janel- (writing) Julia- You and Hiei pull on the doors from the outside and Kurama and me will pull from the inside that way we can get out.
(Julia+Hiei shake their heads "no" then walk away.)
Janel- That's just great Kurama!
Kurama- You're still blaming me for this!?
Janel- Yes.............................I'm hungry.
Kurama-Well we're in a store filled with food. Choose something.
Janel- But there are so many choices! I just don't know what to choose!
Kurama- Well I'm going to get some Chinese food see you later.
(About 800 kumquats, 2 boxes of tubule, a cheese pizza, 3 containers of pasta, and 6 Sakes later Janel meets Kurama in the magazine section)
Kurama- The new Shounen Jump is in.
Janel- Cool. (30 minuets later)
Kurama- I finished Shounen Jump.
Janel- Me too. Now what do you want to do?
Kurama- Let's just look around for a while.
Janel- All right I need another Sake anyways.
(Yusuke's house)
Yusuke- Ha paper beats rock!! I win again!!
Kuwabara- Ah man that's (counts on fingers) 10 games in a row!
(Julia and Hiei enter)
Julia- (laughs) Hey guys guess what?
Yusuke- Okay I'll bite. What?
Julia- (laughs harder) Janel and Kurama got locked in the grocery store!!!!!
(Yusuke and Kuwabara start to crack up)
Kuwabara- And you guys just left them there?
Julia- Duh. It's not my fault Kurama can't choose shampoo in under five hours.
Hiei- We should probably go get them before the store opens and people find them.
Julia- Alright just a sec. I'm thirsty.
(Eight hours later)
Janel- I've read every magazine in this store. I even read those tabloid newspapers.
Kurama- Those are very informative.
Janel- You actually believe what those things say?
Kurama- Sometimes.
Janel- Listen to this one. "Next Great Depression Just Weeks Away". You believe that?
Kurama- (shrugs) Hey it could happen.
Janel- (throws the paper at Kurama's head) Whatever fox. Let's go look around in those warehouses in back, it might be interesting.
(Kurama nodded as they headed toward the back of the store. When they were way far far far far far far far back in the warehouses they heard people singing.)
Janel- What do you think that is?
Kurama- I dunno.
Janel- Let's go see.
Kurama- Let's not and say we did.
Janel- Aw common Kurama, what are you a coward?
Kurama- Yes. Yes I am now let's go.
Janel- Shhh. The singing stopped.
Trapper1- What is that? Voices I hear.
Janel- Look Kurama there's people back here.
Trapper2- Looky looky we have visitors number three.
Trapper3- I see them.
Janel- Excuse me but who are you?
Trapper1- We are the trapped trio. We were all locked in this store and never found our way out.
Kurama- So you guys are like stuck here?
Trapper2- Yeah.
Kurama- Ohhhhh...............
Janel- Excuse him he's a little slow.
Kurama- I am not!
Janel- You wish. But anyway, how long have you three been stuck here?
Trapper3- We don't know it's been so long.
Trapper1- Would you two like to join us?
Janel- Well we've got nothing better to do.
Trapper2- Goody goody. Now come sit and sing with us.
Everyone- I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts ditily dee. And there they are a' standing in a row. Bum bum bum. Big ones small ones some as big as your head!
(Five hours later)
Trapped trio- I've got a booger up my nose and I'm gonna flick it out to you!
Janel- Can-we-please-stop-singing!?!?!?!
Trapper3- Why you don't like our singing?
Janel- No it's very good but we've been singing for the past five hours!
Trapper1- But we can't stop singing, We must sing, and all those who don't sing must perish!!
Kurama- Umm Janel run.
(Kurama and Janel run back into the store part of the building, the trio chases them. Janel+Kurama come to an area filled with shopping carts.)
Janel- Jump in that one!
(Kurama jumps inside of a shopping cart and Janel hops on the back on starts to run them around the store. The trio jumps into another cart and keep up their chase. Soon Janel and Kurama come to the glass doors)
Kurama- Now what?
Janel- We keep going!
(They crash through the door and keep going out onto the street. The trio follows)
(3 hours later)
(Hiei Julia Yusuke and Kuwabara enter the store)
Julia- Guys where are you?
Hiei- They're not here.
Yusuke- I don't think they were ever here to begin with.
Kuwabara- Yeah lets go home.
(Out in the parking lot Janel and Kurama come flying by in a shopping cart with a bunch of old guys chasing them)
Janel- JULIA! GUYS! RUN!!!!!
(Janel and Kurama hit them with the cart and now all six of them are running through the lot with a bunch of old guys chasing them. Oh, and P.S. Kurama never did get his shampoo)
END
