DISCLAIMED: I wish I owned Gordo , but alas I don't ( some person with big ears does) and I shall have to find my own... A/N: Thank you for the reviews...I really appreciate them...especially the honest ones. -I chose this topic because I wanted to be a bit different from all the other stories that were all about prom or graduation or Rome, but thanks for the input. I do plan on adding more dialogue but the first chapter was more to establish the mood. Thank you so much or your honest input put though, I really appreciate it and look forward to more... Here is the next Chapter: @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
"Miranda told me that Mr. Diggs is taking over for Ms. Fucile" said Lizzie. "You mean Ms. Furious Fucile might forever be gone from our lives....?......I think I might keel over with ecstasy!" replied Gordo , he has always hated Ms. "Furious Fucile" ever since she declared his opinion about feminism to be wrong. Lizzie giggled , "Don't keel over just yet, I don't know if it's permanent... I never did understand that lady though" remembering back to when Gordo had been put down by her, "I just can't figure out how an opinion can be wrong.....I mean it's an opinion!". Both Lizzie and Gordo laughed at the absurd reasoning of Ms. Fucile and walked into the class.

Upon seeing Mr. Diggs Lizzie whispered , "See , I told you I was right, he is teaching" to which Gordo chuckled "I'm glad you were ...Ms Fucile was getting to my last nerve..."Mr. Diggs interrupted him shouting "OK class, sit down sit down....today we are going to read an essay by Jane Syfers about the role of married women.... please open your textbooks to page 67"

Lizzie and Gordo quickly went to their seats and whipped out their books , Ethan was sitting on the other side and had a puzzled look on his face, appearing even more confused than usual. Mr Diggs noticed this and asked, " Mr. Craft, is there something I can help explain to you?" Ethan, being snapped out of the zone he was in said "Yeah, uh I thought Jane Syfers was a chick" "Yes, Mr Craft, she is a woman" "But her essay thing is called ' Why I want a wife'...why would a chick want a wife?" . Mr Diggs smiled exclaiming" Aha, it appears Mr Craft is using excellent perception" "I am ?Cool!" jutted in Ethan. "Yes Ethan you are, you discovered a sarcastic trait of the essay, in fact Syfers uses sarcasm and satire throughout her essay in order to portray her message" "To which Ethan went all confused again, but nevertheless happy at being right grunted "Cool!" and gave his trademark smile and *just pretend you did it on purpose* nod

Lizzie and Gordo gave each other a "well that's Ethan for you" look and started to read the essay introduction. "All right class, your assignment is to read the essay, which is quite controversial, so ladies, please don't get offended and write an essay about it from one of the two prompts I have listed on the board" Gordo thought, after seeing noting written on the board, *maybe Ms Fucile was better, at least she didn't see figments of her imagination . Mr Diggs commented "I know just what your thinking, there are no prompts on the board right?" the whole class nodded "Wrong "he said and turned around flung up the overhead screen and there on the board were two essay prompts.

#1- Write a similar essay , using the same rhetorical devices, about why you want a husband

#2 Explain why this wife is actually not perfect, and describe what changes would be needed in order to be the perfect wife in your opinion.

Gordo was excited because he already could write the essay with out ever reading the one by Jane Syfers... the wife isn't perfect because she's not Lizzie...he thought, but of course he would never say so. Lizzie started reading this essay and immediately began to hate the view Syfers had on married women... this is going to be one frustrating assignment ...she thought

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A/N : Ok , I know I promised I would post the essay in the next chapter but it is really long and I wanted to add the characters thoughts ...so I have to put it into the next chappie...sorry. Don't hate me forever...enjoy reading and please review( HINT HINT)