YamiMarik0101: Wazzup everyone! This is my first fic so don't be brutal with those interviews. I will be in all my fics and will be known as Marik.

Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh. All I own is me, myself and my cards ^_^

Bakura: Alright! We get it! Get on with the fic!

YamiMarik0101: Shut up Tomb-Robber!

Bakura: Don't call me that!

Yami: Hey, Bakura, you know a word you can get from Bakura? Baka! *laughing hysterically*

Bakura: Silence Pharaoh!

YamiMarik0101: Well, here are the breaks!

/ thoughts /

*actions*

YamiMarik0101: Oh yeah, this is rated R cuz of much foul language and...Seto being an idiot XD ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Dude, Where's My Duel Disc?

*Yami was watching Yu-Gi-Oh on the T.V., Seto was tweaking his new version of the duel disc, Bakura was sleeping on the couch, Jonouchi was pigging out in the kitchen, Yugi, Ryou and Malik were staring blankly at their Millennium Items and Marik was on his computer*

Jonouchi: Uh...Marik...you got no more grub.

Marik: You mean you ate all my food?!

Jou(Jonouchi): Uh...yeah...

Marik: *steamed* I'll give you a ten second head start, asshole...

Jou: O_O*starts running*

Marik: TEN!!! *chases Jou*

Bakura: *wakes up* YO!!! Can't a nigga get some sleep up in hya?

*Everyone except Yami, Marik and Jou looked at Bakura O_o*

Bakura: Uh...sorry about that...

Seto: Hey, Marik, Yami, can I borrow your god cards? I need to test out this new system.

Marik: *stops chasing Jou* Sure, here.*gives card to Seto*

Seto: ...Hey! Yami!!!

Yami: *staring blankly at the T.V.*

Seto: YAMI!!!

Yami: *still staring blankly* The what what?

Seto: *takes out giant paper fan and slaps Yami across the face* Listen god damnit!

Yami: AY!!! What the fuck was that for?

Seto: I need to borrow your Slifer!

Yami: If you'll leave me to my admiring of myself, here!

Seto: *puts all three god cards on duel disc* All right...it's starting!

*A large whirlwind goes through the whole room*

Bakura: Holy shit!!! *flies off*

Seto: Slifer, Obelisk and Ra! Go! *Slifer, Obelisk and Ra appear two feet tall*

Yugi: Awww..they're so cute!

*Slifer bites Yugi on the nose*

Yugi: AHHHHH!!!! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!

Bakura: *drops to the floor laughing hysterically*

Seto: I guess it still needs some fixing...*looks at his wrist* DUDE! Where's my duel disc?

Ryou: How are the two-foot-terrors still here? Aren't they holograms?

Yami: *looks away from T.V.* Well I'll be damned! He's mastered the power of the Shadow Realm!

Seto: *blank stare* What...the...fuck...is...that?

Yami: No use!

Malik: *opens Millennium Rod* Holy Shit! Marik, there's a knife in here!

Marik: How could you not know that? I killed our father, remember?

Malik: *sob* You didn't have to remind me!*runs into a room and shuts door*

Marik: ...okay....

Bakura: What a wuss! XD

Seto: ANYWAYS...we gotta skim through the city in search of the duel disc and...*looks at computer*It turns out that we end up...

Marik: Hey! Don't look at that! Don't tell them the end!

Seto: ...aw damnit! Oh well...we can only return these monsters to the shadow realm by...

Yami: What was that?!

Seto: ...we can only get rid of these HOLOGRAMS by getting back the duel disc!

Marik: Alright, we'll start at the park!

God holograms: *tiny roar*

Slifer: *still on Yugi's nose* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ YamiMarik0101: WELL that's it for this chapter!

Bakura: That's a piece of bullshit!

YamiMarik0101: Shut up baka! And for you people, Chapter 2 is coming soon!

Yugi: GET IT OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!