YamiMarik0101: *drum roll* It's chapter two! This one is gonna be a little longer. And now...

Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh...damnit!

Yugi: Finally!

YamiMarik0101: Finally what?

Yugi: I finally got the Mini-Slifer of my nose!

YamiMarik0101: You mean...this one!*takes Mini-Slifer out of pocket*

Slifer: *cough*

Yugi: AHHHHHHH!!!!!

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Dude, Where's My Duel Disc? Part 2

*The gang just got to the park*

Seto: This is the lamest park I've ever seen! There are no rides!

Yami: It's not an amusement park, dumbass.

Bakura: Look, the Pharaoh thinks he's smart!

Yami: Shut up, Tomb robber!

Yugi: You guys shouldn't fight.

Ryou: Yugi's right.

Yami: *points at Yugi* Silence, midget!

Bakura: *points at Ryou* Silence, White boy!

Jou: Come to think of it, why is a British person in an Anime?

Yugi: *sob* He called me a midget!

Malik: Did you guys forget about the mini god monsters?

Yami: How are they so life-like? O_o

Seto: I don't know...

Little kid: Look, it's Yugi!

*Every single kid in the park runs after Yugi*

Little Girl: I love you Yugi!

Yugi: O_O *Yugi starts being chased*

Yami: *runs after them* Hey, what about me?!

Marik: Surprising...A girl like's Yugi...Holy shit!

Malik: What happened?

Marik: This damn Ra is biting my leg!

Seto: Hey, it's glowing!

Ryou: And so is your Millennium Rod!

Malik: You mean this one! *takes out Rod*

Marik: Give me that!

Malik: No, it's mine!

Marik: Give it!

Malik: You'll never catch me alive! *takes a step back and gets run over by the screaming little kids*

Marik: *picks up Rod* Now what...Hey, Ra stopped!

Ryou: Maybe the Millennium Items can control the god cards!

Yami: *comes back* How's that possible, Kaiba?

Kaiba: *turns head* umm...

Yugi: *huff* Let me... *huff* try! *takes out Millennium Puzzle* Come Slifer!

Slifer: EEEEEEEE!!! *bites Yugi's nose*

Yugi: AHHHHH!!!! GET IT OFF!!!! *tosses Puzzle*

Yami: *catches it* Come Slifer!

Slifer: Yes, master.

*everyone looks down at Slifer* O_o

Jou: What the fuck!

Yami: Freaky...

Seto: Hey, but I don't have a Millennium Item!

Marik: That's because your ancient ancestor is in the Millennium Rod.

Seto: WHAT?!

Malik: *gets up* *nod nod* Yup, it's true!

Seto: Then give me the rod!

Marik: Actually...P. Seto says he thinks you're annoying.

Seto: How am I annoying? O_o

Mokuba: *pops out of Seto's jacket* You haven't taken a bath in a week! *pops back*

Yugi: EEEP!!!

Yami: *laughing hysterically* Seto's filthy!

Seto: I told you to stay in there!

Everyone: O_o

Marik: My turn! Come Ra!

Ra: Certainly, sir.

Marik: SWEEET!!! Now, come Obelisk!

Obelisk: O_= *twitch twitch*...hee hee hee...moo...

Malik: Obelisk is deranged!

Obelisk: Grrrrr...*punches Malik in the face*

Malik: OWW!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ YamiMarik0101: Plot shift! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Marik: *takes out Millennium Rod* *Marik and Malik form into one body* There we go!

Yami: Hey, cool. Let me try! *takes out Puzzle* *Yami and Yugi form into one body*

Bakura: Ryou, give me the Ring!

Ryou: No, not again! Every time you take over, we get arrested!

Bakura: *Bill Clinton impression* C'mon baby! Me like the fun! *snatches Ring from a confused Ryou* *they both form into one body*

Seto: O_O how'd you do that...

Marik: Here use this. *hands Rod to Seto*

*flash of light*

P. Seto: Finally!

Seto: O_O

P. Seto: Hey, where are we...PHARAOH!!!

Yami: *looks around* O_O SORCERER!!!

Marik: O_o

Bakura: o_O

Seto: O_O

*Yami and P. Seto start going at it*

Yami: I summon Dark Magician! *The Eye of Anubis appears on Yami's forehead and Dark Magician comes out*

P. Seto: I summon the Blue-eyes White Dragon! *The Eye of Anubis appears on P. Seto's forehead and Blue-eyes comes out*

Bakura: *looks around* Have you seen Jonouchi?

Marik: He's over there with Seto. *points at a dark corner*

Bakura: O_O HEY!!! Please, this is rated R not NC-17!!!

Seto and Jou: O_O uhhh...

*The battle continues*

Yami: I will not be defeated!

Yugi: *in Yami* / I'm scared/ *shiver*

P. Seto: With a midget's body, how can you not be defeated?

Yami: It's not my fault that somewhere along time my family tree was cut down!

Marik: ...what a cliché...

Yami: ...And you have a retard for a great, great, great, great...

(Ten minutes later)

Yami: ...great grandson.

P. Seto: *takes back Blue-eyes* I agree! *nod nod*

Seto: *holding Rod* Well...I guess I'll be going now...

P. Seto: You get back here!

Seto: EEP!

P. Seto: *Takes Millennium Rod* *Seto and P. Seto form into one body*

Marik: *Takes Millennium Rod* Hey! If you want a Millennium Item take this! *takes Millennium Eye from Bakura*

Bakura: What the fuck?!

P. Seto: Cool! *Jabs Millennium Eye into his own Eye* *girly scream*

Bakura: ^o^ *hysterical laughing* It was worth a Millennium Item to see that!

Marik: O_o ANYWAYS...We will now be known as the Yami's!

Jou: O_O

Bakura: *turns around* Hey! That Blondie is still here!

P. Seto: O_= *twitch* DOG!!!!

Jou: Damnit!

Marik: That's alright...we'll let him stay...get a leash, though.

Yami: O_o If we're called the Yami's, does that mean I'm the leader?

Marik: Shut up, midget! *looks at Bakura* Get two leashes!

Yami: Damnit!

Bakura: Wait a minute...weren't we searching for something?

P. Seto: *burps something that sounds surprisingly like Seto saying "Yes!"*

Bakura: Holy shit! That was hot! How'd you do that?!

P. Seto: It was Seto. I think he wants us to find that Duel Disc.

Marik: Oh yeah...Well it's not here. Let's go to the high school... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ YamiMarik0101: Well, that's it! Keep the great reviews comin'!

Bakura: It was another piece of dipshit!

YamiMarik0101: Hey! I'll take you out of it! I have that kind of power!

Bakura: Go ahead! Make my day!

YamiMarik0101: *Sends tiny Ra after Bakura*

Ra: *burns down nearby building*

Bakura: O_O SHIT! *runs away*