YamiMarik0101: *drum roll* It's chapter two! This one is gonna be a little
longer. And now...
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh...damnit!
Yugi: Finally!
YamiMarik0101: Finally what?
Yugi: I finally got the Mini-Slifer of my nose!
YamiMarik0101: You mean...this one!*takes Mini-Slifer out of pocket*
Slifer: *cough*
Yugi: AHHHHHHH!!!!!
/ thoughts /
*actions* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Dude, Where's My Duel Disc? Part 2
*The gang just got to the park*
Seto: This is the lamest park I've ever seen! There are no rides!
Yami: It's not an amusement park, dumbass.
Bakura: Look, the Pharaoh thinks he's smart!
Yami: Shut up, Tomb robber!
Yugi: You guys shouldn't fight.
Ryou: Yugi's right.
Yami: *points at Yugi* Silence, midget!
Bakura: *points at Ryou* Silence, White boy!
Jou: Come to think of it, why is a British person in an Anime?
Yugi: *sob* He called me a midget!
Malik: Did you guys forget about the mini god monsters?
Yami: How are they so life-like? O_o
Seto: I don't know...
Little kid: Look, it's Yugi!
*Every single kid in the park runs after Yugi*
Little Girl: I love you Yugi!
Yugi: O_O *Yugi starts being chased*
Yami: *runs after them* Hey, what about me?!
Marik: Surprising...A girl like's Yugi...Holy shit!
Malik: What happened?
Marik: This damn Ra is biting my leg!
Seto: Hey, it's glowing!
Ryou: And so is your Millennium Rod!
Malik: You mean this one! *takes out Rod*
Marik: Give me that!
Malik: No, it's mine!
Marik: Give it!
Malik: You'll never catch me alive! *takes a step back and gets run over by the screaming little kids*
Marik: *picks up Rod* Now what...Hey, Ra stopped!
Ryou: Maybe the Millennium Items can control the god cards!
Yami: *comes back* How's that possible, Kaiba?
Kaiba: *turns head* umm...
Yugi: *huff* Let me... *huff* try! *takes out Millennium Puzzle* Come Slifer!
Slifer: EEEEEEEE!!! *bites Yugi's nose*
Yugi: AHHHHH!!!! GET IT OFF!!!! *tosses Puzzle*
Yami: *catches it* Come Slifer!
Slifer: Yes, master.
*everyone looks down at Slifer* O_o
Jou: What the fuck!
Yami: Freaky...
Seto: Hey, but I don't have a Millennium Item!
Marik: That's because your ancient ancestor is in the Millennium Rod.
Seto: WHAT?!
Malik: *gets up* *nod nod* Yup, it's true!
Seto: Then give me the rod!
Marik: Actually...P. Seto says he thinks you're annoying.
Seto: How am I annoying? O_o
Mokuba: *pops out of Seto's jacket* You haven't taken a bath in a week! *pops back*
Yugi: EEEP!!!
Yami: *laughing hysterically* Seto's filthy!
Seto: I told you to stay in there!
Everyone: O_o
Marik: My turn! Come Ra!
Ra: Certainly, sir.
Marik: SWEEET!!! Now, come Obelisk!
Obelisk: O_= *twitch twitch*...hee hee hee...moo...
Malik: Obelisk is deranged!
Obelisk: Grrrrr...*punches Malik in the face*
Malik: OWW!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ YamiMarik0101: Plot shift! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Marik: *takes out Millennium Rod* *Marik and Malik form into one body* There we go!
Yami: Hey, cool. Let me try! *takes out Puzzle* *Yami and Yugi form into one body*
Bakura: Ryou, give me the Ring!
Ryou: No, not again! Every time you take over, we get arrested!
Bakura: *Bill Clinton impression* C'mon baby! Me like the fun! *snatches Ring from a confused Ryou* *they both form into one body*
Seto: O_O how'd you do that...
Marik: Here use this. *hands Rod to Seto*
*flash of light*
P. Seto: Finally!
Seto: O_O
P. Seto: Hey, where are we...PHARAOH!!!
Yami: *looks around* O_O SORCERER!!!
Marik: O_o
Bakura: o_O
Seto: O_O
*Yami and P. Seto start going at it*
Yami: I summon Dark Magician! *The Eye of Anubis appears on Yami's forehead and Dark Magician comes out*
P. Seto: I summon the Blue-eyes White Dragon! *The Eye of Anubis appears on P. Seto's forehead and Blue-eyes comes out*
Bakura: *looks around* Have you seen Jonouchi?
Marik: He's over there with Seto. *points at a dark corner*
Bakura: O_O HEY!!! Please, this is rated R not NC-17!!!
Seto and Jou: O_O uhhh...
*The battle continues*
Yami: I will not be defeated!
Yugi: *in Yami* / I'm scared/ *shiver*
P. Seto: With a midget's body, how can you not be defeated?
Yami: It's not my fault that somewhere along time my family tree was cut down!
Marik: ...what a cliché...
Yami: ...And you have a retard for a great, great, great, great...
(Ten minutes later)
Yami: ...great grandson.
P. Seto: *takes back Blue-eyes* I agree! *nod nod*
Seto: *holding Rod* Well...I guess I'll be going now...
P. Seto: You get back here!
Seto: EEP!
P. Seto: *Takes Millennium Rod* *Seto and P. Seto form into one body*
Marik: *Takes Millennium Rod* Hey! If you want a Millennium Item take this! *takes Millennium Eye from Bakura*
Bakura: What the fuck?!
P. Seto: Cool! *Jabs Millennium Eye into his own Eye* *girly scream*
Bakura: ^o^ *hysterical laughing* It was worth a Millennium Item to see that!
Marik: O_o ANYWAYS...We will now be known as the Yami's!
Jou: O_O
Bakura: *turns around* Hey! That Blondie is still here!
P. Seto: O_= *twitch* DOG!!!!
Jou: Damnit!
Marik: That's alright...we'll let him stay...get a leash, though.
Yami: O_o If we're called the Yami's, does that mean I'm the leader?
Marik: Shut up, midget! *looks at Bakura* Get two leashes!
Yami: Damnit!
Bakura: Wait a minute...weren't we searching for something?
P. Seto: *burps something that sounds surprisingly like Seto saying "Yes!"*
Bakura: Holy shit! That was hot! How'd you do that?!
P. Seto: It was Seto. I think he wants us to find that Duel Disc.
Marik: Oh yeah...Well it's not here. Let's go to the high school... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ YamiMarik0101: Well, that's it! Keep the great reviews comin'!
Bakura: It was another piece of dipshit!
YamiMarik0101: Hey! I'll take you out of it! I have that kind of power!
Bakura: Go ahead! Make my day!
YamiMarik0101: *Sends tiny Ra after Bakura*
Ra: *burns down nearby building*
Bakura: O_O SHIT! *runs away*
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh...damnit!
Yugi: Finally!
YamiMarik0101: Finally what?
Yugi: I finally got the Mini-Slifer of my nose!
YamiMarik0101: You mean...this one!*takes Mini-Slifer out of pocket*
Slifer: *cough*
Yugi: AHHHHHHH!!!!!
/ thoughts /
*actions* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Dude, Where's My Duel Disc? Part 2
*The gang just got to the park*
Seto: This is the lamest park I've ever seen! There are no rides!
Yami: It's not an amusement park, dumbass.
Bakura: Look, the Pharaoh thinks he's smart!
Yami: Shut up, Tomb robber!
Yugi: You guys shouldn't fight.
Ryou: Yugi's right.
Yami: *points at Yugi* Silence, midget!
Bakura: *points at Ryou* Silence, White boy!
Jou: Come to think of it, why is a British person in an Anime?
Yugi: *sob* He called me a midget!
Malik: Did you guys forget about the mini god monsters?
Yami: How are they so life-like? O_o
Seto: I don't know...
Little kid: Look, it's Yugi!
*Every single kid in the park runs after Yugi*
Little Girl: I love you Yugi!
Yugi: O_O *Yugi starts being chased*
Yami: *runs after them* Hey, what about me?!
Marik: Surprising...A girl like's Yugi...Holy shit!
Malik: What happened?
Marik: This damn Ra is biting my leg!
Seto: Hey, it's glowing!
Ryou: And so is your Millennium Rod!
Malik: You mean this one! *takes out Rod*
Marik: Give me that!
Malik: No, it's mine!
Marik: Give it!
Malik: You'll never catch me alive! *takes a step back and gets run over by the screaming little kids*
Marik: *picks up Rod* Now what...Hey, Ra stopped!
Ryou: Maybe the Millennium Items can control the god cards!
Yami: *comes back* How's that possible, Kaiba?
Kaiba: *turns head* umm...
Yugi: *huff* Let me... *huff* try! *takes out Millennium Puzzle* Come Slifer!
Slifer: EEEEEEEE!!! *bites Yugi's nose*
Yugi: AHHHHH!!!! GET IT OFF!!!! *tosses Puzzle*
Yami: *catches it* Come Slifer!
Slifer: Yes, master.
*everyone looks down at Slifer* O_o
Jou: What the fuck!
Yami: Freaky...
Seto: Hey, but I don't have a Millennium Item!
Marik: That's because your ancient ancestor is in the Millennium Rod.
Seto: WHAT?!
Malik: *gets up* *nod nod* Yup, it's true!
Seto: Then give me the rod!
Marik: Actually...P. Seto says he thinks you're annoying.
Seto: How am I annoying? O_o
Mokuba: *pops out of Seto's jacket* You haven't taken a bath in a week! *pops back*
Yugi: EEEP!!!
Yami: *laughing hysterically* Seto's filthy!
Seto: I told you to stay in there!
Everyone: O_o
Marik: My turn! Come Ra!
Ra: Certainly, sir.
Marik: SWEEET!!! Now, come Obelisk!
Obelisk: O_= *twitch twitch*...hee hee hee...moo...
Malik: Obelisk is deranged!
Obelisk: Grrrrr...*punches Malik in the face*
Malik: OWW!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ YamiMarik0101: Plot shift! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Marik: *takes out Millennium Rod* *Marik and Malik form into one body* There we go!
Yami: Hey, cool. Let me try! *takes out Puzzle* *Yami and Yugi form into one body*
Bakura: Ryou, give me the Ring!
Ryou: No, not again! Every time you take over, we get arrested!
Bakura: *Bill Clinton impression* C'mon baby! Me like the fun! *snatches Ring from a confused Ryou* *they both form into one body*
Seto: O_O how'd you do that...
Marik: Here use this. *hands Rod to Seto*
*flash of light*
P. Seto: Finally!
Seto: O_O
P. Seto: Hey, where are we...PHARAOH!!!
Yami: *looks around* O_O SORCERER!!!
Marik: O_o
Bakura: o_O
Seto: O_O
*Yami and P. Seto start going at it*
Yami: I summon Dark Magician! *The Eye of Anubis appears on Yami's forehead and Dark Magician comes out*
P. Seto: I summon the Blue-eyes White Dragon! *The Eye of Anubis appears on P. Seto's forehead and Blue-eyes comes out*
Bakura: *looks around* Have you seen Jonouchi?
Marik: He's over there with Seto. *points at a dark corner*
Bakura: O_O HEY!!! Please, this is rated R not NC-17!!!
Seto and Jou: O_O uhhh...
*The battle continues*
Yami: I will not be defeated!
Yugi: *in Yami* / I'm scared/ *shiver*
P. Seto: With a midget's body, how can you not be defeated?
Yami: It's not my fault that somewhere along time my family tree was cut down!
Marik: ...what a cliché...
Yami: ...And you have a retard for a great, great, great, great...
(Ten minutes later)
Yami: ...great grandson.
P. Seto: *takes back Blue-eyes* I agree! *nod nod*
Seto: *holding Rod* Well...I guess I'll be going now...
P. Seto: You get back here!
Seto: EEP!
P. Seto: *Takes Millennium Rod* *Seto and P. Seto form into one body*
Marik: *Takes Millennium Rod* Hey! If you want a Millennium Item take this! *takes Millennium Eye from Bakura*
Bakura: What the fuck?!
P. Seto: Cool! *Jabs Millennium Eye into his own Eye* *girly scream*
Bakura: ^o^ *hysterical laughing* It was worth a Millennium Item to see that!
Marik: O_o ANYWAYS...We will now be known as the Yami's!
Jou: O_O
Bakura: *turns around* Hey! That Blondie is still here!
P. Seto: O_= *twitch* DOG!!!!
Jou: Damnit!
Marik: That's alright...we'll let him stay...get a leash, though.
Yami: O_o If we're called the Yami's, does that mean I'm the leader?
Marik: Shut up, midget! *looks at Bakura* Get two leashes!
Yami: Damnit!
Bakura: Wait a minute...weren't we searching for something?
P. Seto: *burps something that sounds surprisingly like Seto saying "Yes!"*
Bakura: Holy shit! That was hot! How'd you do that?!
P. Seto: It was Seto. I think he wants us to find that Duel Disc.
Marik: Oh yeah...Well it's not here. Let's go to the high school... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ YamiMarik0101: Well, that's it! Keep the great reviews comin'!
Bakura: It was another piece of dipshit!
YamiMarik0101: Hey! I'll take you out of it! I have that kind of power!
Bakura: Go ahead! Make my day!
YamiMarik0101: *Sends tiny Ra after Bakura*
Ra: *burns down nearby building*
Bakura: O_O SHIT! *runs away*
