YamiMarik0101: Hey everyone...*looks at watch*...we can't start the fic yet cuz Ra's not back from chasing Bakura.

Bakura: Help me!!!

YamiMarik0101: ^_^ Alright, fine...*summons back Ra*

Ra: *stares back at Bakura* Grrrrrrr...

Bakura: *shiver*

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh.

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Dude, Where's My Duel Disc? Part 3

*On the way to the school*

Jou: *behind the others* Uhhh...When is Yugi coming back?

Bakura: Awwwww...he misses his boyfriend!

Anzu: *Heard the word 'friend'* Hey friends!

Jou: It's Anzu!

Yami: O_O RUN!!!

*At the school*

Jou: Hey, I haven't seen Honda in a while... *looks at YamiMarik0101*

YamiMarik0101: Alright fine! *grin*

Marik: *grin* Hey! I here someone in there! *points at door*

Bakura: *grin* Let's see who it is... *opens door*

Honda and Serenity: O_O

Jou: DEH WAH?!!!

*Yami, Marik and Bakura fall to the floor laughing*

Serenity: Uhhhh...Oh no! I can't see! Where am I?

Jou: =_= *looks at Honda* *twitch* You...son of a bitch...

Honda: heh........*runs*

*Jou starts chasing Honda all over the school*

Serenity: *looks around* ^_^ *looks at Yami* Hey, wanna have a good time? Call this number. *gives Yami phone number* *runs out of school*

Yami: =D

P. Seto: *standing still the whole time* Amusing...bad plot...but...amusing...

YamiMarik0101: *glare*

*All of a sudden, everything turns all 70's-like*

Marik: Alright, Gang! I think we should split up!

Yami: Jinkies!

Jou: *walking back* *puts bloody knife in pocket* O_o Since when did Yugi have glasses?

Yami: It's Yami, damnit!

Jou: Sorry.

Bakura: Oh shit! I broke a nail!

Everyone including Bakura: O_o

Bakura: Okay rewind! This 70's stuff is freakin' me out!

Yami: XD He broke a nail!

Bakura: =_=

P. Seto: ANYWAYS...what are we looking for again?

Bakura: *points at mini god monsters* Seto somehow made these "holograms" be real so we have to find the duel disc that made them...

P. Seto: Oh...I know how he made them real...

Yami: O_o

P. Seto: These aren't real...*kicks Ra*

Ra: *falls over*

P. Seto: They're just cardboard! You guys are stupid!

Yami: How...what...when.........Seto's an asshole...

Marik: WHAT?! This means we have to end the story!

P. Seto: Not necessarily...

Marik: Then how will we keep it going? Read the title, stupid!

P. Seto: *reading* ...Dude, where's my duel disc...Obviously, the author can't write...

Marik: Yeah...well, we have to come up with something!

*Everyone, including Yugi, Ryou, Malik and Seto, tried to come up with a new plot back at the house*

Yugi: Let's name it Happy Fun Land!

Yami: Stop being gay!

Jou: You tell 'em Yug'!

Yami: *pissed* =_=

Yugi: *crying*

Malik: I've got the voice of a Redneck!

Marik: We all know that, Malik. Now, if you go outside, there's a bowl of Kibbles 'n' Bits on the porch steps.

Malik: = ) YAY!!! *goes outside*

Marik: Lock the doors!!!

Malik: I don't see my Kibbles 'n' Bits.....Hey! Let me in! *girly scream*

Ryou: How about we go to England! We'll have a jolly ol' time!

Bakura: Shut up.

Ryou: Okay...

Seto: I've got an idea!

P. Seto: *kicks Seto in the nuts* I say we go back in time to ancient Egypt!

Seto: OWWW!

Marik: Hey, great idea!

Yugi: Let's bring our cards!

Yami, Marik, Bakura and P. Seto: =_=

P. Seto: They have stone tablets...

Yugi: _

Yami: Alright! Since I was Pharaoh, I'll be our leader now!

Marik: Shut up, Dog!

Yami: = (

Yugi: I get it now! Seto is to Joey as Marik is to My Other Self!

Yami: *still pissed* Why does no one know my name?!

P. Seto: / ...They've fallen into my trap! MUA HA HA HA HA! /

Jou: Hey! Where'd that voice come from?

P. Seto: O_O ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ YamiMarik0101: Find out what happens next in the next chapter of 'Dude, Where's my Duel Disc'!

Bakura: We're not looking for it anymore!

YamiMarik0101: I know that SHITHEAD!

Bakura: Don't call me that!

Ra: EEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bakura: WHAT THE FUCK!!!! How is this thing still here?!

Ra: *bites Bakura on the leg*

Bakura: Ahhh!!! .