Heehee I be back! So I haven't updated in a while. You're all probably saying "Thank God!" or "Thank Buddha!" Or whatever form of Religion you worship. So anywho just enjoy the story as always. I have to get through this and do two more of 'em. I wrote one that takes place douring the SuperBowl but I don't have it up yet. (sweatdrop) So I guess I'll stop ranting wait.....I'm not ranting yet......this is going to BECOME a rant so I'll quit while I'm ahead and let you get to the reading. HI HO SCIENCE HOMEWORK AWAY!!!!!!

Trapped seven: Dream By: Yoru-Sama

(One faithful night Hiei dreams)

Hiei- Yes Kate Hudson, you may wear ancient Greek clothes and feed me grapes.

Julia- I'm not Kate Hudson.

Hiei- AHHHHHHHH!!!! MY DREAM GET OUT!!!

(Janel and Kurama appear out of nowhere)

Hiei- NOT YOU GUYS TOO?!?!?! THIS ISN'T A DREAM IT'S A NIGHTMARE!!!!!!!!!!

Julia- Do you want us to pinch you?

Hiei- No.......I'll be fine. Just leave.

Julia- And leave you alone with Kate Hudson? No way. I don't trust you that much.

Janel- What bothers me is how we got here in the first place.

Kurama- I know. How could we be in Hiei's dream when we're at our house?

Hiei- I dunno. I don't care. Julia, Kate come this away.

Julia- Whoa whoa whoa! We're not going anywhere until we find out how we all got here!

Kurama- I agree. And until we find a way out.

Janel- I have a few theories on that. One is that Hiei's collective self- conscious is dwelling on some unknown matter that has created all of us in a dream state. This would mean none of us are real and are only existing in the depths of Hiei's psyche. The second thing is that we are all dreaming the same thing though that makes no sense because that whole dream is based around Hiei. And the last thing is that somehow our nerve pathways, or brain waves have all became connected to Hiei and we are connected to his dream. I think this can be solved by Hiei waking up, but if we are non existent then we won't be real anymore once he wakes up and I don't know what will happen to our real bodies.

Julia- That's fairly interesting in a weird way.

Hiei- So all of you are in my mind?

Janel- Yes I think that is it

Kurama- It does make sense.

Julia- But it still doesn't explain Kate over here

(She points to Kate who's fanning Hiei with a feather)

Hiei- Who cares if it explains Kate or not?

Kurama- If this is a dream then anything can happen right?

Janel- Yeah? Why?

Kurama- Natalie Portman!

(Natalie Portman appears out of nowhere)

Kurama- Hello

Janel- Damn you fox! Hugh Jackman!

(Hugh Jackman appears out of nowhere)

Kurama- No fair! Nicole Kidman!

Janel- Michael Vartan!

Kurama- Jennifer Garner!

Janel- Orlando Bloom!

Kurama- Halle Berry!

Janel- Ewan McGregor!

Julia- Stop it both of you! All people just summoned leave now!

(Janel and Kurama look at each other and scowl)

Kurama- I hate you!

Janel- Feeling's mutual!

Julia- YOMI! SANOSUKE! HOTOHORI! AND TASUKI!

Janel- NO! Not fair!

Julia- Is too! Look at Hiei and Kate over yonder!

Janel- So what. Common Kurama we'll find a way to end this dream.

(Her and Kurama disappear in a cloud of glittery bluish pink stuff)

Kurama- Where are we?

Janel- I think we're farther in Hiei's psyche.

Kurama- There's lightning.

Janel- I can see it. Those must be brain waves. Look over there! See these brain waves are purple that one's red.

Kurama- That must be the dream! But how did we get out?

Janel- I don't know but I'm getting the feeling that this may not be Hiei's dream.

Kurama- It isn't then whose is it?

Janel- I think you know. Dream Creature!!

(Janel flips a dagger from her shirtsleeve and stabs Kurama. He turns into a blinding red light.)

DreamCreature- NO! YOU CANNOT DESTROY ME!!! I WILL ALWAYS LURK IN KURAMA'S NATRUAL PSYCHE!!!

Janel- Wanna bet?! Leave Kurama alone!

DreamCreature- NEVER!!!

(Suddenly a Rosewhip appears out of nowhere and wraps up Janel pulling her into one of the purple brainwaves)

Janel- No! Let go!

(A ghostly Kurama appears)

GhostKurama- Sorry. I am Kurama's inner consciousness. I will take over from here.

Janel- KURAMA!!! NOOO!!!

Kurama- God Dammit Janel! Wake Up!

Janel- Oh. Whoa. (She sits up in bed)

Kurama- I just dreamed that you, Julia, Hiei and Kate Hudson were in my head.

Janel- Hmm. (She smiles contently)

Kurama- What is it? What happened?

Janel- Tell you in the morning.

(Janel turns over falling back asleep again. The phone rings)

Kurama- Janel and Kurama's house, Kurama speaking, it's three AM how can I be of service?

Hiei- It's me and Julia. Just so you know next time your psyche tries to take over your mind don't involve us!

Julia- Yeah!

Hiei- Good night Kurama. (Dial tone)

Kurama- Sheesh. (He hangs up the phone and falls asleep)

END

Okay I have to write more to all of yous guys. I know this story was a little weird and I'm really sorry but I can't remember where the idea came from! So just stick around okay? Please? I know seven (and growing) chapters can seem long that's only because it's double spaced and the font's kinda big! So see you in the next chapter! Auf!