YamiMarik0101: Okay, so now everyone is looking for Shadi and Ishizu so they split up. Here are the groups:

Group 1 (Yami's): Yami, Marik, Bakura, and P. Seto

Group 2 (Non-Yami's): Yugi, Malik, Ryou, and Jonouchi

YamiMarik0101: Who holds the millennium items, you ask? The Non-Yami's, or the "Ishizu Finders" as Yugi likes to call it. Also, if you noticed that Seto isn't there, he wanted to go home...

P. Seto: They'll get theirs. =)

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh or the song reference in this fic...

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*action* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Back to the Past! Part 2 - DWMDD? Part 5

*Non-Yami's*

Yugi: Okay! =D Where should we start?

Malik: Ah damnit! Now I know why Marik made us try to find Ishizu!

Ryou: Why?

Malik: She got on a plane to Egypt after Battle City ended.

Jou: Damn that Marik! Grrrrrr.....

Yugi: Hey, I just remembered. Jonouchi won Battle City-- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ YamiMarik0101: *shrug* Not sure... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Yugi: --so he won $20,000-- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ YamiMarik0101: Now that I made up. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Yugi: --so he could buy us plane tickets. =D

Jou: What money? O_O

Yugi: The.....money..... Ryou: He wants to keep it you know.

Jou: I SED I AIN'T GOT NO MONY! *punches Ryou in the face*

Ryou: *starts crying and runs away* Watch! I'll get the British Government on you!

Jou: Oh no! Bad Teeth on the loose! I'm sooooo scared!

Ryou: *runs*

Yugi: *scared* Bad teeth...*shiver*

Malik: Come on, Jou...

Jou: Alright fine...

Yugi: YAY! Egypt in the present and Egypt in the past!

Malik: I just want to know one thing.

Jou: Yeah?

Malik: *points at Yugi skipping around* Why do you keep him around?

Jou: He lives in a game shop. Very useful... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*Yami's*

P. Seto: *shiver* It's cold.

Bakura: You never have a shirt on, dumbass. ~~~~~ Yami: *turns on TV* Yu-Gi-Oh's on! ~~~~~ Marik: Seriously, P. Seto, get with the times. It's not 500 b.c. anymore. ~~~~~ Yami: Damn...it's a re-run. ~~~~~ P. Seto: Hey! I just got here! Don't blame me if I don't know what people wear. ~~~~~ Yami: Hey! I'm on! =D ~~~~~ Marik: Malik told me about this place nearby to shop for clothes. He goes there all the time. It's called Banana Republic. ~~~~~ Yami: Heh heh. You guys, look at the gay shirt Malik has on, on t.v..

P. Seto: *looks at television* O_O Better yet, let's not go.

Bakura: I agree...purple is a fall color...

Everyone: O_o

Bakura: Uhhh...never mind...

Yami: Hey...Shadi's on...

Marik: Weren't we supposed to look for him?

Bakura: That can wait... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1 Month later..... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Yugi: *opens door* that was a great trip, huh guys?

Malik: Yeah, and I can't believe there's a Banana Republic in Egypt. =)

Ishizu: Well, when are we going to Ancient Egypt?

Jou: Damn...You guys spent all my money...I wanted to buy a Ra God card.

Everyone: Huuuuuuuuh?!!

Jou: O_O Yeah...there's only one...heh heh...

Yugi: Alright. Now we need one more item.....HEY!!! You guys were supposed to find Shadi!

Yami, Bakura, Marik, and P. Seto: O_O

Yami: We.....doze off?

Yugi: What?!

Yami: Uh-oh.....

Yugi: I'm getting angry.....You won't like me when I'm angry.....

P. Seto: HE'S GONNA BLOW!!!

Bakura: TAKE COVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*jumps behind couch*

*BOOM*

Bakura: *looks up from behind couch* Hello.....is anyone here.....hellooooo? Heh heh heh....MUA HA HA HA HA HA! Now I can take over the world!

Yugi: What do you mean?

Bakura: *looks behind himself* EEEP!

Marik: We were behind you the whole time...

Yami: You are a dumbass, aren't you? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *A couple minutes later* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Malik: Since you guys were "dozing off" all month, you got kitchen duty for the next month while we try to find Shadi...

Marik: Say Malik? Do you know the name of the guy who went to Indonesia?

Malik: Who?

Marik: Who?

Malik: Who is it?

Marik: I asked you.

Malik: No, I asked you.

Marik: How am I supposed to know?

Malik: What?

Marik: What do you mean a guy from Indonesia? You must be crazy! Now like I said, Each one of you that went to Egypt has kitchen duty for the rest of the month...

Malik: Alright, fine...HEY! WAIT A MINUTE!

Yami, Bakura, P. Seto and Marik: *hysterical laughing*

Yugi: O_O What just happened?

Yami: You guys got kitchen duty.

P. Seto: Now give us the millennium items. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*an hour later*

Marik: So how are you ladies doin' in the kitchen?

Jou: Shut up...

Malik: Shut up...

Yugi and Ishizu: We're alright.

Yami: I knew he was gay.

Marik: Well, what now....

*ding dong*

Bakura: I'll get it.....Oh, hey, Ryou. Are these your friends......................Yeah, Jonouchi's here...Jonouchi! You got guests!

Jou: Really? Who?

Bakura: A bunch of people with Ryou. They call themselves the "British Army".

Jou: Oh man...*sneaks out back door*

Ryou: *sees Jou* EVERYONE.....CHARGE!!!!!!!! *army chases Jou*

Bakura Well, the Blondie and Whitie are gone...

*ding dong*

Bakura: *opens door*

Seto: I got bored at home so can I come back? =D

P. Seto: *takes out Machine Gun* Who invited you?

Mokuba: *pops out of Seto's jacket* technically, no one! *pops back*

Yugi: EEEP! *faint*

Marik: Dude, you gotta get that thing fixed.....whatever it is...

Seto: Okay...I'm leaving...

Bakura: *closes door in his face* Let's go find Shadi. I'm getting bored.

Yami: But we don't know where he--*interrupted by TV*

TV: See Shadi today, performing at Madison Square Garden! He is the next big thing in the Rap world!

Yami: I definitely have to see this... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ YamiMarik0101: And see it you will.....in part 6! MUA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

Yugi: *wakes up* what happened?

Mokuba: *runs across room* *gremlin laugh*

Yugi: EEEEEP! *faint*