Okay this will be the last Trapped for a while. Or until I get some more
ideas. Just so ya know this is like a continuation of #8 now we have left
Best Buy and are in Starbucks. Also I wrote this the day after the Super
Bowl. I think we all know what happened there. (coughs) Janet Jackson.
Heehee. Well I hope to see you all in the future! See ya!
Trapped nine: Starbucks: By Yoru Sama
Hiei- GOOOOOO!!!!! PATRIOTS!!!!!
Janel- Hiei we're in Starbucks! Do you have to be thinking about football at a time like this?
Hiei- S'not my fault that they have a huge TV in here and the Super Bowl is on!
StarbucksWorkers- YEY SUPER BOWL!!!!
Hiei- Maybe I should get a job here!
Julia- Good then we can retire early and live life on the edge!
Kurama- But you don't have a job either Julia.
Julia- Okay then we can retire earlier than I planned
Kurama- No. Actually later because if you don't have job then only Hiei is bringing in money and... blah blah blah blah blah
(As Kurama explains the world of finances to Julia, Hiei goes and asks for a job. The workers are so shocked that they all run out of the store and leave the gang locked inside)
Janel- TWICE IN ONE DAY! NO!!!
Hiei- Whatever. Let's watched the Super Bowl and eat all the food the Starbucks people left for us and skip the bill.
Julia- What bill?
Hiei- Exactly
Kurama- Now I see why you two have so many financial problems...
Julia- Oh and you don't?
Kurama- I am a very respectable businessman!
Janel- Pfft
Kurama- I am! Please! You know there are only nine of these stories because that's all I could get off from work!
Janel- And what work would that be honey? Living off me?
Kurama- If we're thinking the same thing then...YES!
Janel- Trust me we're not thinking the same thing.
(The quartet finally settles enough to watched the Super Bowl (XXXVIII) then the half time show came)
Julia- I'm Nelly!
Hiei- I'm P. Diddy!
Janel- I'm Kid Rock!
Kurama- (leaps over in attempt to rip Janel's shirt off) I'M JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE!!!!!!!
Janel- AHHH!!!!!!! (Runs and hides in the bathroom)
Kurama- Great it's the bathroom all over!
Julia- (smacks forehead)
(Janel peeks her head outside bathroom)
Kurama- JANEL!!!! I thought you were gone forever in a bathroom of doom!
Janel- No dear. It's the filing cabinet of doom.
Kurama- There's no filing cabinet in the bathroom...
Janel- (smacks forehead) I was correcting you! The bathroom isn't a place of doom a filing cabinet is!
Kurama- Oh. I can think of a time when the bathroom is a place of doom!
Janel- Don't go there. Just don't.
Julia- (pokes Janel) WEE WEE!
Janel- AHHH!!!!! (Dives under a table and starts to rock back and forth)
Hiei- SILENCE!!!!!!!!! The Super Bowl is on!
Julia+Kurama- (whispering) Sorry
Hiei- Don't be sorry be quiet!
Julia+Kurama- We're sorry!
Hiei- GRR!
(They sit and watch for a while then Kurama leans over and whispers to Julia)
Kurama- Randal I said Ur anus
Julia- Good
Kurama- I said it again Randal
Julia- Okay then hang up
Hiei- JEEPERS CROW!!!! That's IT! (He blasts a hole through the starbucks wall and storms off)
Hiei- I'M GOING TO WATCH THE SUPER BOWL SOMEPLACE ELSE!!!!
Julia- Fine! Be that way! I'm going home!
(They leave. Kurama leans over and looks under the table)
Kurama- Janel? Julia's gone, you can come out now
Janel- Thank goodness (climbs out)
Julia- (Jumps into the room with a towel tied around her shoulders like a cape) I'M WEE LASSIE!!!(Pokes Janel) WEE WEE!
Janel- AHHH!!!!!! DAMMIT JULIA!!
Julia- BWA! You do not know who I am! My magic cape makes me disguised! (Jumps out of the store and runs down the street) I'M WEE LASSIE WATCH ME FLY!!!!!! (Crashes into a street lamp. Falls. Pops back up) WEE LASSIE CAN NEVER BE INJURED!!! (A car hits her) NEVER! (Hit by a jeep) NEVER EVER! (Hit by a truck) NEVER EVER EVER!! (Gets hit by a train) EVER EVER EVER!!! (3 planes and many a nuclear missile later) EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER!!!!!
(Janel and Kurama sigh)
Kurama- Common koi. Let's go home.
END
Wee Lassie and all Wee Lassie products are not owned by me nor was she my idea. To see more of Wee Lassie read the stories by me bud Boku-Sama okay?
Trapped nine: Starbucks: By Yoru Sama
Hiei- GOOOOOO!!!!! PATRIOTS!!!!!
Janel- Hiei we're in Starbucks! Do you have to be thinking about football at a time like this?
Hiei- S'not my fault that they have a huge TV in here and the Super Bowl is on!
StarbucksWorkers- YEY SUPER BOWL!!!!
Hiei- Maybe I should get a job here!
Julia- Good then we can retire early and live life on the edge!
Kurama- But you don't have a job either Julia.
Julia- Okay then we can retire earlier than I planned
Kurama- No. Actually later because if you don't have job then only Hiei is bringing in money and... blah blah blah blah blah
(As Kurama explains the world of finances to Julia, Hiei goes and asks for a job. The workers are so shocked that they all run out of the store and leave the gang locked inside)
Janel- TWICE IN ONE DAY! NO!!!
Hiei- Whatever. Let's watched the Super Bowl and eat all the food the Starbucks people left for us and skip the bill.
Julia- What bill?
Hiei- Exactly
Kurama- Now I see why you two have so many financial problems...
Julia- Oh and you don't?
Kurama- I am a very respectable businessman!
Janel- Pfft
Kurama- I am! Please! You know there are only nine of these stories because that's all I could get off from work!
Janel- And what work would that be honey? Living off me?
Kurama- If we're thinking the same thing then...YES!
Janel- Trust me we're not thinking the same thing.
(The quartet finally settles enough to watched the Super Bowl (XXXVIII) then the half time show came)
Julia- I'm Nelly!
Hiei- I'm P. Diddy!
Janel- I'm Kid Rock!
Kurama- (leaps over in attempt to rip Janel's shirt off) I'M JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE!!!!!!!
Janel- AHHH!!!!!!! (Runs and hides in the bathroom)
Kurama- Great it's the bathroom all over!
Julia- (smacks forehead)
(Janel peeks her head outside bathroom)
Kurama- JANEL!!!! I thought you were gone forever in a bathroom of doom!
Janel- No dear. It's the filing cabinet of doom.
Kurama- There's no filing cabinet in the bathroom...
Janel- (smacks forehead) I was correcting you! The bathroom isn't a place of doom a filing cabinet is!
Kurama- Oh. I can think of a time when the bathroom is a place of doom!
Janel- Don't go there. Just don't.
Julia- (pokes Janel) WEE WEE!
Janel- AHHH!!!!! (Dives under a table and starts to rock back and forth)
Hiei- SILENCE!!!!!!!!! The Super Bowl is on!
Julia+Kurama- (whispering) Sorry
Hiei- Don't be sorry be quiet!
Julia+Kurama- We're sorry!
Hiei- GRR!
(They sit and watch for a while then Kurama leans over and whispers to Julia)
Kurama- Randal I said Ur anus
Julia- Good
Kurama- I said it again Randal
Julia- Okay then hang up
Hiei- JEEPERS CROW!!!! That's IT! (He blasts a hole through the starbucks wall and storms off)
Hiei- I'M GOING TO WATCH THE SUPER BOWL SOMEPLACE ELSE!!!!
Julia- Fine! Be that way! I'm going home!
(They leave. Kurama leans over and looks under the table)
Kurama- Janel? Julia's gone, you can come out now
Janel- Thank goodness (climbs out)
Julia- (Jumps into the room with a towel tied around her shoulders like a cape) I'M WEE LASSIE!!!(Pokes Janel) WEE WEE!
Janel- AHHH!!!!!! DAMMIT JULIA!!
Julia- BWA! You do not know who I am! My magic cape makes me disguised! (Jumps out of the store and runs down the street) I'M WEE LASSIE WATCH ME FLY!!!!!! (Crashes into a street lamp. Falls. Pops back up) WEE LASSIE CAN NEVER BE INJURED!!! (A car hits her) NEVER! (Hit by a jeep) NEVER EVER! (Hit by a truck) NEVER EVER EVER!! (Gets hit by a train) EVER EVER EVER!!! (3 planes and many a nuclear missile later) EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER!!!!!
(Janel and Kurama sigh)
Kurama- Common koi. Let's go home.
END
Wee Lassie and all Wee Lassie products are not owned by me nor was she my idea. To see more of Wee Lassie read the stories by me bud Boku-Sama okay?
