The Legend of Wario Ware Inc
Intro
Wario sighed. It was a rather uneventful day. He flipped the channel once more. More news! It was too much! "Why do people like reporting on such events?" thought Wario. "A cat got stuck up a tree. Bobby's ice cream melted. The hospital is on fire. Like I really care! C'mon! Where are the freakin cartoons already?" He was relaxing on his couch in a small house in Diamond City, his summer getaway and where all his old friends are. He wanted to have a supreme view of the residents so he paid for his house to be on top of the tall central useless mound. It has an elevator built into it so that Wario won't have to jump down. Going back to our star, he unintentionally started to pick his nose. When he realized what he was doing he was suddenly overcome with Deja vu. You see he was in a similar position 2 years back when he was laying on his couch in his castle back home picking his nose whilst reading the Nintendo News and discovered a golden pyramid was discovered and just HAD to get that lost treasure. Well it just so happens....
"Game sales" began Ken the Reporting Dog on the television "are WAY up!" Wario sat up. If there's anything he liked almost as much as money it was video games. "Here's why!" Continued the reporter as he held up a game called "Pyoro". Ken closed in on the camera "is it THAT cool?" Wario suddenly got an idea! He'd make his own game! That'd make him rich! But he thought for a moment. Perhaps he needed a change of outfit? Something that appeals to the public... He looked out the window and saw some local biker kids give an old lady an atomic wedgie. Wario laughed to himself and then thought. "I gotta give someone an atomic wedgie one of these days." Then he had another thought. "Maybe I would be more popular with a Biker outfit." Then he sprinted to his garage and found the motorbike he received from Toad the previous fall.
This is Wario's motorbike. He lost his license so he's not going anywhere. Oh wait wrong game...
15 minutes later Wario rode around Diamond City in a newly bought biker outfit on his newly polished Motorbike. He crashed his bike through the doors and into the living room. He then apologized to the Margizel family for crashing into their house. He then rode his bike into the elevator to his house and into the living room. He noticed that the workers he hired to turn his house into a company succeeded only after 30 minutes of calling them. Then he walked it to his garage. "Now to begin work." Said the guru of greed as he sat down with his newly purchased custom-made laptop. He worked for 12 hours straight when Old Mr. Sandman came. "Hey! What did I tell you about breaking into my house you geezer?" He threw the elderly man out the window and continued to work until dawn. "So tired...Must sleep..." Then he saw his phone book with all of his friends names on it. Wario grinned. "I got it! Ill call my friends!" He looked at the 1st name on his list.
"Hello, Jimmy? It's me Wario! Yeah well think you can make some games for me? You wanna make sports games eh? That'll do that'll do. What's it for? My...uh.... New company! Its called...WARIO WARE INCORPORATED! Yeah I'm getting the whole gang together. You know you Mona Dribble Spitz Dr. Crygor, Orbulon, and me. I'm calling them later. Were gonna need a few more though...I think I can get a few kids at the school to work for me. Well I gotta go I hear rapid knocking at my door."
Wario opened the door to find a short kid wearing a funny looking helmet. "Are you the one and only Wario? I heard you were starting a company! Can I be in it? My name is 9-Volt and I love your games. CAN I? CAN I? CAN I?" Wario looked at him blankly. "News sure gets out fast." He stated. "Well kid I suppose I can let you in." 9-Volt was grinning from ear to ear. "Sorry," he said, "My mouth tends to do that when I'm overexcited. My mom thinks I need braces. Anyway Ive got some friends of mine that'll be sure to work for you. Their a pair of twins named Kat and Ana. They know a lot of Japanese and make really good ninjas." "Look Energizer" "9-Volt!' "Whatever! They can work for me too, that Kat and Ana pair just get off of my property" and he slammed the door.
Wario finished his call to Orbulon and looked at the final name in his list. It was all smudged...he couldn't read it. "What does it say? Waluckigir? Warlufiji? Ah well doesn't matter?" He tossed away the book. Just then back at Wario's castle a tall, thin man with a purple shirt and black overalls started to cry. And now back to the important one. "Well, that was easy. Now all I need is to get some sucker to test out our games and well be a success!" And so begins the tale of Wario Ware Inc.
END Intro
Intro
Wario sighed. It was a rather uneventful day. He flipped the channel once more. More news! It was too much! "Why do people like reporting on such events?" thought Wario. "A cat got stuck up a tree. Bobby's ice cream melted. The hospital is on fire. Like I really care! C'mon! Where are the freakin cartoons already?" He was relaxing on his couch in a small house in Diamond City, his summer getaway and where all his old friends are. He wanted to have a supreme view of the residents so he paid for his house to be on top of the tall central useless mound. It has an elevator built into it so that Wario won't have to jump down. Going back to our star, he unintentionally started to pick his nose. When he realized what he was doing he was suddenly overcome with Deja vu. You see he was in a similar position 2 years back when he was laying on his couch in his castle back home picking his nose whilst reading the Nintendo News and discovered a golden pyramid was discovered and just HAD to get that lost treasure. Well it just so happens....
"Game sales" began Ken the Reporting Dog on the television "are WAY up!" Wario sat up. If there's anything he liked almost as much as money it was video games. "Here's why!" Continued the reporter as he held up a game called "Pyoro". Ken closed in on the camera "is it THAT cool?" Wario suddenly got an idea! He'd make his own game! That'd make him rich! But he thought for a moment. Perhaps he needed a change of outfit? Something that appeals to the public... He looked out the window and saw some local biker kids give an old lady an atomic wedgie. Wario laughed to himself and then thought. "I gotta give someone an atomic wedgie one of these days." Then he had another thought. "Maybe I would be more popular with a Biker outfit." Then he sprinted to his garage and found the motorbike he received from Toad the previous fall.
This is Wario's motorbike. He lost his license so he's not going anywhere. Oh wait wrong game...
15 minutes later Wario rode around Diamond City in a newly bought biker outfit on his newly polished Motorbike. He crashed his bike through the doors and into the living room. He then apologized to the Margizel family for crashing into their house. He then rode his bike into the elevator to his house and into the living room. He noticed that the workers he hired to turn his house into a company succeeded only after 30 minutes of calling them. Then he walked it to his garage. "Now to begin work." Said the guru of greed as he sat down with his newly purchased custom-made laptop. He worked for 12 hours straight when Old Mr. Sandman came. "Hey! What did I tell you about breaking into my house you geezer?" He threw the elderly man out the window and continued to work until dawn. "So tired...Must sleep..." Then he saw his phone book with all of his friends names on it. Wario grinned. "I got it! Ill call my friends!" He looked at the 1st name on his list.
"Hello, Jimmy? It's me Wario! Yeah well think you can make some games for me? You wanna make sports games eh? That'll do that'll do. What's it for? My...uh.... New company! Its called...WARIO WARE INCORPORATED! Yeah I'm getting the whole gang together. You know you Mona Dribble Spitz Dr. Crygor, Orbulon, and me. I'm calling them later. Were gonna need a few more though...I think I can get a few kids at the school to work for me. Well I gotta go I hear rapid knocking at my door."
Wario opened the door to find a short kid wearing a funny looking helmet. "Are you the one and only Wario? I heard you were starting a company! Can I be in it? My name is 9-Volt and I love your games. CAN I? CAN I? CAN I?" Wario looked at him blankly. "News sure gets out fast." He stated. "Well kid I suppose I can let you in." 9-Volt was grinning from ear to ear. "Sorry," he said, "My mouth tends to do that when I'm overexcited. My mom thinks I need braces. Anyway Ive got some friends of mine that'll be sure to work for you. Their a pair of twins named Kat and Ana. They know a lot of Japanese and make really good ninjas." "Look Energizer" "9-Volt!' "Whatever! They can work for me too, that Kat and Ana pair just get off of my property" and he slammed the door.
Wario finished his call to Orbulon and looked at the final name in his list. It was all smudged...he couldn't read it. "What does it say? Waluckigir? Warlufiji? Ah well doesn't matter?" He tossed away the book. Just then back at Wario's castle a tall, thin man with a purple shirt and black overalls started to cry. And now back to the important one. "Well, that was easy. Now all I need is to get some sucker to test out our games and well be a success!" And so begins the tale of Wario Ware Inc.
END Intro
