Disclaimer: I don't own Good Charlotte, Hot Topic, Honey-baked Ham, or Pierce's stuffs… But I do own the plot…

AN: I hope you like this chapter!!! I was listening to GC when I wrote it… So, It's got punk 'n' stuff in it… So yeah…

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Let's check on Alanna:

bWorker/b : *throws a Honey-baked Ham into Alanna's padded cell*

bAlanna/b: *growls & jumps on ham*

bWorker/b: *shudders*

bAlanna/b: *spits a chunk at him*

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***Back 2 Da Show!!!***

bPyro-chan/b: Hey peeps! I'm Pyro-chan your host! Today's "guest" is Numair!

bNumair/b: *enters*

bPyro-chan/b: Now hello. Sit…

bNumair/b: *sits*

bPyro-chan/b: Your problems?

bNumair/b: Okay… Hm… Let's see… All this black makes me feel gothic!!! And Daine, she's such a baby! All she does is whine! I can't believe she actually thinks I Ilove/I her! What a gaywad! Actually, I'm gay… The Emperor Mage was so hot… Until Daine had to kill him…

bPyro-chan/b: *disgusted* Ew! I didn't need to know that! You feel "gothic"—

bNumair/b: Yes…

bPyro-chan/b: *rubbing eye* Damn red contact! *takes out red contacts revealing steel gray eyes* Much better! … Okay you need more confidence in wearing black…

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At Hot Topic:

bPyro-chan/b: This is Hot Topic… This should make you feel better about black… *wanders off to look at stuff*

bNumair/b: *afraid of scary workers w/their piercings and tatoos*

bPyro-chan/b: Look at this rockin' Happy Bunny shirt!!! Darn, too much… *walks over to Numair* Here look at these. *shoves a Good Charlotte calendar, a poster of a gothic girl, and a studded belt into his hands*

bNumair/b: *looks at calendar* Who are these people?

bPyro-chan/b: OH MY GOD?! YOU DON'T KNOW WHO GOOD CHARLOTTE ARE?!

bNumair/b: No?

bPyro-chan/b: Back to the office with you! *drags Numair away*

bNumair/b: *drops stuff*

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Back at the "Office":

bPyro-chan/b: *puts a CD into her black stereo* This is Good Charlotte… *pushes play & skips to #2, The Anthem*

bStereo/b: *plays*

bNumair/b: Oh…

bPyro-chan/b: *skips to 3, Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous* There's Billy, the lead guitarist-

bNumair/b: Guitar?

bPyro-chan/b: LET ME FINISH! Like I said, Billy, and Paul, and Benji, and Joel, and Chris… Paul's the fat guy on bass. Benji and Joel are twins and Joel's the lead singer. Chris is their new drummer…

bNumair/b: OKAY I GET IT!!! Can I leave now?

bPyro-chan/b: Are you still gay?

bNumair/b: Actually, no… Not after seeing these freaks!

bPyro-chan/b: GC AIN'T FREAKS!!!

bNumair/b: *already out the door*

bPyro-chan/b: Well! Okay, um… I Ithink/I Daine's our next guest but I'm not sure… It could but Thom… Oh well… C-ya!

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AN: R & R!!!!! Vote on Daine or Thom!!! Sorry it's short!!!