Hi, this is my first yyh fanfic. I don't own any yyh characters except the ones I made up so don't steal them! Before you read you must know something that is very important if you want to understand this story. When I say Neko said image Kwabara saying or doing what Neko is. Because Neko and Kwabara switched bodies. Get it? Well enjoy and review. Remember no flames!

"Kwabara, wake up you mourn, it's six o'clock. Time to get up," Shizuru yelled at her brother as she usually did every morning. It was a peaceful day in Japan. Every one was expecting a normal day even the Uramashi team. "I feel weird, "Kwabara thought as he got out of bed. He looked in the mirror and screamed. He was in a girl's body. He had long black hair and soft delicate skin. His voice was high pitched and he was wearing red skirt and black shirt.

He looked around his room. Every thing seemed normal. Except the boy that looked like him who was sleeping on his chair.

He grabbed the boy's shirt and shook it vigorously. "Wake up dork!" he yelled.

The boy opened his eyes half way and said "Why are you in my room,"

"Why are you in my body?" Kwabara yelled.

"Shut up and let me sleep,"

Kwabara dragged his body to the mirror and pulled him up to it. "Just look and you'll see what I mean,"

He opened his eyes and screamed. "I'm in Kwabara's body!"

"Hey how did you know my name?" asked Kwabara

"You have really big eyes," said the person who was in Kwabara's body. "That must mean I'm in the anmie world."

"Kwabara get your rear end out here and go to school," Shizuru yelled. "Just because mom and dad are gone for the week doesn't mean you can skip out today,"

"Okay calm down, Neko," said Neko aloud. "I'm in a boy's body I can find a way out somehow. Your parents are gone so we won't get in trouble.

"I've got an idea," said Kwabara "We'll go to school I'll be an exchange student. Then after school we'll get Botan to take us to Koenma. He'll probably know what to do,"

"Good plan," said Neko.

Kwabara grabbed two bags and gave one to Neko. "Follow me and don't give me a bad name.

"Should we tell Yusukae about this?" Neko asked.

"Hey!" Kwabara yelled. "How did you know Urimeshi?"

"If I told you, you wouldn't believe me," said Neko.

"From what's happened so far," said Kwabara. "I would believe anything. Even if you told me where you come from you watch me and my friends solve cases on T.V."

"Good, that's exactly what I was going to say," said Neko.

Kwabara stared up at Neko in horror. "Seriously,"

Neko nodded. "Now answer my question,"

"No don't tell anyone. It's way too embarrassing. We can get this over with quickly without anyone knowing," said Kwabara.

"Your no genius Kwa.. I mean Neko," said Neko.

"Jus trust me," said Kwabara.

"Hey, Kwabara," Yusukae greeted his friend.

"How's it going Urimeshi," said Neko.

"Who's the chick?" he asked. "Is she your new girl friend?"

"She's an exchange student her name his Neko," said Neko.

"And not Kwabara's girl friend," added Kwabara

"Do I feel sorry for you," said Yusukae as they started their walk to school. "This school has the worst teachers in the whole country."

"Tell me about it," said Kwabara.

Yusukae looked back with a puzzled look on his face.

"Kwabara, told me all about it," said Kwabara.

After a long silence they finally got to school.

"Welcome to the hell with no exit," said Yusukae as they walked into school.

"Where's Botan?" Neko asked.

"I didn't know you still liked her," said Yusukae.

Neko (who is still use to being a girl) slapped Yusukae in the face.

"What was that for?!" Yusukae yelled.

"Not smart Neko," Neko thought. "How can I explain this?"

"He didn't get enough sleep last night," said Kwabara in a nervous voice.

"Ya," said Neko "I act weird when I don't sleep well,"

The bell rang and Neko followed Kwabara to class.

Lucky for Kwabara, Neko was a straight A student so Neko aced all of his tests that day. While Kwabara laid back and relaxed.

After school all of Neko and Kwabara's fear of being found out returned when they met Kurama and Hiei.

"Good afternoon Yusukae how was school," Kurama said.

"Living hell," said Yusukae.

"Oh no Hiei can read minds! I'm so doomed," thought Neko.

"Do you guys know where Botan is?" Neko asked.

"On the other side of the building," said Kurama. "Aren't you going to introduce us to your new friend?"

Neko ignored Kurama's question. She grabbed Kwabara's arm and ran at lighting speed to Botan.

"That was queer," said Kurama

"He's been acting strange all day," said Yusukae. "He aced all his tests and hasn't said a word,"

"I think we should see what these two have to say to Botan," said Hiei.

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"There she is," Neko thought spotting Botan sitting on a bench reading "Oh Botan," said Kwabara wrapping his arms around Botan's neck. "I've never been so happy to see you,"

"Do I know you?" Botan asked.

"Take us to Koenma now!" said Neko.

"Why would you like to see Koenma?" asked Botan.

Neko sighed and asked "Should we tell her?"

"No way!" said Kwabara. "She wouldn't believe us any way."

"Wouldn't believe what?" said Botan.

"I Kwabara have switched bodies with a girl," said Kwabara.

Botan burst out laughing.

"This is not funny it's serious!" Kwabara yelled.

"Your friend makes great jokes," said Botan. "Is she this way all the time?"

"My name is not Kwabara!" Neko yelled getting annoyed of being in her lest favorite character. "It's Neko! And I can prove it. Kwabara do your sprit sword thing"

Kwabara nodded and shouted out "Sprit Sword!" a flaming blade came out of his hand.

Botan was so shocked she couldn't speak.

"Why didn't you tell us this before," said Yusukae from behind them with Kurama and Hiei.

Kwabara spun around with a look a fear on his face. "How long have you been here?" Kwabara asked.

"Long enough to know what's going on," said Yusukae.

"I told you we should tell someone, but no. The mourn had to have it his way," said Neko.

"Shut up jerk," said Kwabara

"Settle down," said Kurama. "Let's go to sprit world and Koenma well fix this up," _______

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