The Legend of Wario Ware Inc.
Dribble and Spitz
GENERAL SURGEONS WARNING: Does anyone read these?
It was a dark night. Slightly cloudy with a 90% chance of rain. The Wind Chill tonight is ohÉsorry. Derek was trudging through the winds to find the Diamond City Taxi Service. Then he heard some promising voices! ÒHarder! Faster! Rah!Ó ÒIm trying! Buts its too big too fit into this hole!Ó Derek cannot take such comments without double implying what they mean. So he quickly fainted. Putting the story to an immediate halt!
ÒHey Spitz! This guy looks like he just fainted! Lets revive him!Ó
Hmmm? Oh crap! Just when I got my coat on!
ÒGuh? Where am I? Is this a Taxi Service? Funny I was-Ò ÒWell too late buddy! You're not buying anything so get out!Ó ÒHold up Dribble isnÕt that the guy that Wario hired to test out the games and such?Ó ÒSure why not?Ó ÒWait what? Dribble and Spitz? The Taxi Drivers?Ó ÒYeah thatÕs us! Hey...um...Spitz we gotta...you know?Ó Ò Oh yeah! We just got a new Taxi in! We were filling it up and ready to go for a test run! However the Diamond City Law states that for the 1st 5 minutes of a new Taxi we may not take in any passengers! Its crazy I know but there were some complications this one time that Dribble prefers not to talk about that caused it.Ó At this point Dribble begins to cry. ÒOh why did it have be like this? Why wont you love me daddy? You hugged the mailman! Why didnÕt you hug me?Ó ÒUmmm...should I just come back later?Ó ÒNo! No! DonÕt worry about Dribble he does that a lot! WeÕll just take a quick drive for 10 minutes! YouÕll have to wait by the pizza place though because I said so! CÕmon Dribble! Once again you gotta drive!Ó ÒWait guys! I want to tell you about this dream I had!Õ But the door slammed shut and all was lost
It began to rain. ÒHey this wasnÕt so bad! Im sorry I doubted you Spitz!" "Hey! Look over there! That theater is showing 'Elf'!" "Im on it!" And Dribble quickly sharp turned into the movie theater causing many crashes and staying the duration of the film. They bought a number 2 combo! Which consists of a large popcorn a medium drink and candy of your choice! They got quite a deal I tell you! After the movie and unbeknownst to them that they left Derek out in the rain Dribble and Spitz drive back to the Taxi Service thing. But then they see a familiar figure standing around in this weather and came to a screeching halt.
"Yeah you cabbies sure are reliable." "Hey give us a break! The theater was showing 'Elf'!" shouted Dribble. "Oh! Well why didn't you say so?" "I just did." "So you have... Anyway I wanted to talk to you about this weird dream I had. It told me to go somewhere." "So where you going?" "That voice! It was like the sea!""....." "Yeah I know, I can't believe I just said something so cheesy either." "Well Dribble, you know where to go." "10-4 old buddy!" "Don't call me that." "Sure thing best chum!" "You're fired..." "Wait... aren't I supposed to play some microgames in a humorous manner or something?" "Tell him Dribble!" "See what happens is this car apparently has a portal in the trunk so we decided to throw all of our microgames into it. But there IS a catch! It runs on your completion. Since nobody's performed them yet it wont go very fast. But after all of them are cleared once it should run as smooth as ever! The sea is about 25 miles from here so I suggest you get comfy. Spitz here will take you through the stages because he wont be able to drive at his height." But unknowing to Dribble, Spitz and Derek had already got out and opened the trunk and have prepared for microgame madness. "Why does no one ever listen to me?" sighed Dribble as he insert car-relating ignition sentence here
The secret word is .....VROOM!
VROOM! Derek had to capture an alien. Easily done by letting the stupid creature just walk through the cage and letting down the ends. VROOM! Derek had to steer a motorcycle so that it would land safely on a nearby slope as to not cause accidents. To himself. VROOM! Now he was a pilot of a ship and had to shoot down the enemy ships. Ships that looked like they were taken from Star Wars. VROOM! A ninja in the night! Having to cross the tops of buildings! Avoiding the enemy Samurai's giant...wait... are those lollipops? It must be the deadly cherry flavor!
VROOM! As Mario, he had to stealthily avoid the fireballs and.... pebbles that the odd-skinned Bowser kicked at him. VROOM! Magically soaring through the air, Derek had to collected 5 orange colored spheres. I don't think we need to know anymore about this...VROOM! Still soaring through the air, he had to avoid hitting the buildings for safety reasons... Believe it or not, he's walking on air! Never thought he could....sorry. VROOM! The ninja walks through the darkness! Avoiding any arrows that come his way! "Ow! That hurts! And its pointy!" Some ninja YOU are...
VROOM! Robot pieces falling everywhere! Waaaa! Hey! What's that they spell? V-U-A? Hmmm.... Vicious Underwater Ants? Violent Underwear Articles? No wait! Its Victor's Umbrella Army! Of course! How could I have been so blind? VROOM! Once more Derek found himself in a spaceship. Alas no weapon controls! Unless...."Gah! Now IM being fired at?" Good thing his ship was built for speed and can quickly dodge the *BOOM* oh dang it! VROOM! Derek found himself as Mario again yet this time he had superior strength and could easily go straight to Bowser and flip him upside the head. VROOM! Derek had to hit Mars, represented as a tiny red ball. But then again... isn't everything just a tiny ball when you think about it? There could be a lot to the outer space that we have yet to discover. And we are but the tiny balls of one large bit of matter. OK! That sounded weird!
VROOM! ONCE MORE in a spaceship except this time on...uh.. Fuel Control? Well he had to propel himself up and down to avoid incoming rocks. VROOM! On that motorbike again Derek had to avoid... firecrackers being thrown at by the thieves just over on the mountainside. VROOM! In another spaceship he had to blast some floating blocks. They had letters on it that spelled out his name. VROOM! As a ninja he was traveling at accelerating speed through a pipe! Searching for the rival ninja! As the strike was made, the word 'Kill' appeared out of nowhere. And written in Japanese!
VROOM! For the final time he was Mario except here he had to do a few arm movements to create a Giant orb of DOOM! And DOOM was brought unto the Bowser.DOOM!... er VROOM! Derek had to concentrate on some inner power dealy and then he would be able to transform into a hero! CHANGED! "Just call me... *pose* Viewtiful Derek!" Right.... VROOM! Inside yet another spaceship Derek had to avoid the waves. Wait...waves? Those are upside-down! How can this be? Panic Attack! VROOM! As the Captain of a stick figure astronaut division, he had to lead his team so that they would be able to escape the grasp of a giant glass cup!
VROOM! In yet ANOTHER spaceship. Derek had to avoid the many fire bullets heading his way. Dashing left and right he, oh I give up.... VROOM! A ninja through and through! Able to realize how many image double he is producing. "Three!" "No you made Two..." "I don't like being a ninja anymore..." VROOM! Again on the motor bike except this time he had to perform a wheelie excellent enough to ride over the rocks. "OW! My back! It brings pain!" Just walk away slowly..... VROOM! And as a finishing touch Derek had to cut a stick made of bamboo. Not too difficult...
"And thats the end of that chapter!" Spitz said with some glee as the two of them climbed out of the portal. Yet still in the trunk. Cause its kind of hard to get in a car from the trunk when the car is still moving. "Not quite.." shouted Dribble looking up into the darkness of space. "I saw some weird happenings going on on the Mobile Space Cam. "Mobile Space Cam?" "Yeah it helps us keep track of what's going on in the night sky above the car." "But isn't this a new car?How did it get installed so quickly?" "SHHHH! If they can't pinpoint that out then they won't care!" "So what happened then?" "Well what I saw was the time orbs falling out of the time vortex and releasing Giant gelatinous orb with what looks like some sort of nucleus controlling it." Spitz glared. "Obviously the work of Victor's Umbrella Army, OK Dribble, I think its time we launch the Miniature Missile." "Gotcha!"
And so Dribble pulled over, reached into the glove compartment and pull out a small triangle. Derek stared at it as if he's never seen shapes before. "This is it?" "Sadly yes... but it can absorb upgrades to give it more shooting power and a shield. Plus its controlled by this old Galaga Arcade machine!" And out of nowhere a Galaga machine appeared. And Derek took the controls. Apparently Dribble and Spitz had reprogrammed the thing so that it keeps an eye on the miniature triangle device after they launched it into space. It was a simplistic adventure that involved movement and firing! Soon the Triangle Device slowed down and they knew they were close to the Time Vortex. Using expert skills they guided the "Time Orbs" into the Vortex and everything began moving smoothly again. Then after some random upgrades and many a minion they found the giant orb dealy and its control ball thing. THe Control ball kept going into and out of the gelatinous orb dealy but that didn't stop the Team on Earth. Even on the slightest occasion when the control ball sneaked out it was fired away until it blow up and the orb dealy dissolved and all was well again.
"Well this day was mildly interesting..." complained Derek. "NIGHT this NIGHT was mildly interesting." corrected Spitz. "What are you going to do? Call the Grammar Police on me?" "No one ever respects us..." Said the Grammar Cop sadly as he drove by... "Anyway that space journey was pretty simple." "Don't worry about. Victor's Umbrella Army is about as stupid as introducing yourself to a popular franchise through a spin-off tennis game!" Everyone laughed in unison. Just then when they realized they were at their destination a fish popped out of the sea. "If you join me in the pool I shall grant you the abilities of a merman!" "Nah, Ill pass on that offer." "Hey! I didn't contact you through dreams for nothing! Get In here!" "I don't feel like it!""You drove 25 miles out to the sea and you want to turn back? You mammals really make me sick! I spit on your land! May you drown a million times!" "Hey Dribble! Howzabout we go back to the City and do stuff?" "Sound good to me! WHat about you Spitz?" "Im having fish tonight!"
After dinner was over Spitz had something to give Derek. "Yeah show me that Gameboy dealy with all the junk loaded onto it. Im going to put a game called 'Chicken Race' on there. Its really something you have to do with 2-players. Its pretty freaky.It involves 9-Volt, Shag, and feet." "You're crazy!" "I know!" "Well I gotta get going. I have one more developer to see before I go back and see Jimmy again. Farewell!" And after Derek departed Dribble came to a realization. "Hey! We forgot to collect the fare!" "No we didn't! I stole his wallet!" "Thats MY wallet!" "Same difference..." So until then... so long!
On the Next Episode of "Legend of Wario Ware"
Dennis:Hey! Mr.Wilson! Can I play with your hose?
Mr.Wilson: Dennis for the last time NO! Im using it to water my tulips and azaleas!
Dennis:*shifty eyes* Whatever you say Mr.Wilson!
Mr.Wilson: There now, was that so hard?
Dennis:*sneaks around to the back and makes the water come out at a high rate*
Mr. Wilson: *trying to gain control of the hose* DENNIS!!
See you next time!
Dribble and Spitz
GENERAL SURGEONS WARNING: Does anyone read these?
It was a dark night. Slightly cloudy with a 90% chance of rain. The Wind Chill tonight is ohÉsorry. Derek was trudging through the winds to find the Diamond City Taxi Service. Then he heard some promising voices! ÒHarder! Faster! Rah!Ó ÒIm trying! Buts its too big too fit into this hole!Ó Derek cannot take such comments without double implying what they mean. So he quickly fainted. Putting the story to an immediate halt!
ÒHey Spitz! This guy looks like he just fainted! Lets revive him!Ó
Hmmm? Oh crap! Just when I got my coat on!
ÒGuh? Where am I? Is this a Taxi Service? Funny I was-Ò ÒWell too late buddy! You're not buying anything so get out!Ó ÒHold up Dribble isnÕt that the guy that Wario hired to test out the games and such?Ó ÒSure why not?Ó ÒWait what? Dribble and Spitz? The Taxi Drivers?Ó ÒYeah thatÕs us! Hey...um...Spitz we gotta...you know?Ó Ò Oh yeah! We just got a new Taxi in! We were filling it up and ready to go for a test run! However the Diamond City Law states that for the 1st 5 minutes of a new Taxi we may not take in any passengers! Its crazy I know but there were some complications this one time that Dribble prefers not to talk about that caused it.Ó At this point Dribble begins to cry. ÒOh why did it have be like this? Why wont you love me daddy? You hugged the mailman! Why didnÕt you hug me?Ó ÒUmmm...should I just come back later?Ó ÒNo! No! DonÕt worry about Dribble he does that a lot! WeÕll just take a quick drive for 10 minutes! YouÕll have to wait by the pizza place though because I said so! CÕmon Dribble! Once again you gotta drive!Ó ÒWait guys! I want to tell you about this dream I had!Õ But the door slammed shut and all was lost
It began to rain. ÒHey this wasnÕt so bad! Im sorry I doubted you Spitz!" "Hey! Look over there! That theater is showing 'Elf'!" "Im on it!" And Dribble quickly sharp turned into the movie theater causing many crashes and staying the duration of the film. They bought a number 2 combo! Which consists of a large popcorn a medium drink and candy of your choice! They got quite a deal I tell you! After the movie and unbeknownst to them that they left Derek out in the rain Dribble and Spitz drive back to the Taxi Service thing. But then they see a familiar figure standing around in this weather and came to a screeching halt.
"Yeah you cabbies sure are reliable." "Hey give us a break! The theater was showing 'Elf'!" shouted Dribble. "Oh! Well why didn't you say so?" "I just did." "So you have... Anyway I wanted to talk to you about this weird dream I had. It told me to go somewhere." "So where you going?" "That voice! It was like the sea!""....." "Yeah I know, I can't believe I just said something so cheesy either." "Well Dribble, you know where to go." "10-4 old buddy!" "Don't call me that." "Sure thing best chum!" "You're fired..." "Wait... aren't I supposed to play some microgames in a humorous manner or something?" "Tell him Dribble!" "See what happens is this car apparently has a portal in the trunk so we decided to throw all of our microgames into it. But there IS a catch! It runs on your completion. Since nobody's performed them yet it wont go very fast. But after all of them are cleared once it should run as smooth as ever! The sea is about 25 miles from here so I suggest you get comfy. Spitz here will take you through the stages because he wont be able to drive at his height." But unknowing to Dribble, Spitz and Derek had already got out and opened the trunk and have prepared for microgame madness. "Why does no one ever listen to me?" sighed Dribble as he insert car-relating ignition sentence here
The secret word is .....VROOM!
VROOM! Derek had to capture an alien. Easily done by letting the stupid creature just walk through the cage and letting down the ends. VROOM! Derek had to steer a motorcycle so that it would land safely on a nearby slope as to not cause accidents. To himself. VROOM! Now he was a pilot of a ship and had to shoot down the enemy ships. Ships that looked like they were taken from Star Wars. VROOM! A ninja in the night! Having to cross the tops of buildings! Avoiding the enemy Samurai's giant...wait... are those lollipops? It must be the deadly cherry flavor!
VROOM! As Mario, he had to stealthily avoid the fireballs and.... pebbles that the odd-skinned Bowser kicked at him. VROOM! Magically soaring through the air, Derek had to collected 5 orange colored spheres. I don't think we need to know anymore about this...VROOM! Still soaring through the air, he had to avoid hitting the buildings for safety reasons... Believe it or not, he's walking on air! Never thought he could....sorry. VROOM! The ninja walks through the darkness! Avoiding any arrows that come his way! "Ow! That hurts! And its pointy!" Some ninja YOU are...
VROOM! Robot pieces falling everywhere! Waaaa! Hey! What's that they spell? V-U-A? Hmmm.... Vicious Underwater Ants? Violent Underwear Articles? No wait! Its Victor's Umbrella Army! Of course! How could I have been so blind? VROOM! Once more Derek found himself in a spaceship. Alas no weapon controls! Unless...."Gah! Now IM being fired at?" Good thing his ship was built for speed and can quickly dodge the *BOOM* oh dang it! VROOM! Derek found himself as Mario again yet this time he had superior strength and could easily go straight to Bowser and flip him upside the head. VROOM! Derek had to hit Mars, represented as a tiny red ball. But then again... isn't everything just a tiny ball when you think about it? There could be a lot to the outer space that we have yet to discover. And we are but the tiny balls of one large bit of matter. OK! That sounded weird!
VROOM! ONCE MORE in a spaceship except this time on...uh.. Fuel Control? Well he had to propel himself up and down to avoid incoming rocks. VROOM! On that motorbike again Derek had to avoid... firecrackers being thrown at by the thieves just over on the mountainside. VROOM! In another spaceship he had to blast some floating blocks. They had letters on it that spelled out his name. VROOM! As a ninja he was traveling at accelerating speed through a pipe! Searching for the rival ninja! As the strike was made, the word 'Kill' appeared out of nowhere. And written in Japanese!
VROOM! For the final time he was Mario except here he had to do a few arm movements to create a Giant orb of DOOM! And DOOM was brought unto the Bowser.DOOM!... er VROOM! Derek had to concentrate on some inner power dealy and then he would be able to transform into a hero! CHANGED! "Just call me... *pose* Viewtiful Derek!" Right.... VROOM! Inside yet another spaceship Derek had to avoid the waves. Wait...waves? Those are upside-down! How can this be? Panic Attack! VROOM! As the Captain of a stick figure astronaut division, he had to lead his team so that they would be able to escape the grasp of a giant glass cup!
VROOM! In yet ANOTHER spaceship. Derek had to avoid the many fire bullets heading his way. Dashing left and right he, oh I give up.... VROOM! A ninja through and through! Able to realize how many image double he is producing. "Three!" "No you made Two..." "I don't like being a ninja anymore..." VROOM! Again on the motor bike except this time he had to perform a wheelie excellent enough to ride over the rocks. "OW! My back! It brings pain!" Just walk away slowly..... VROOM! And as a finishing touch Derek had to cut a stick made of bamboo. Not too difficult...
"And thats the end of that chapter!" Spitz said with some glee as the two of them climbed out of the portal. Yet still in the trunk. Cause its kind of hard to get in a car from the trunk when the car is still moving. "Not quite.." shouted Dribble looking up into the darkness of space. "I saw some weird happenings going on on the Mobile Space Cam. "Mobile Space Cam?" "Yeah it helps us keep track of what's going on in the night sky above the car." "But isn't this a new car?How did it get installed so quickly?" "SHHHH! If they can't pinpoint that out then they won't care!" "So what happened then?" "Well what I saw was the time orbs falling out of the time vortex and releasing Giant gelatinous orb with what looks like some sort of nucleus controlling it." Spitz glared. "Obviously the work of Victor's Umbrella Army, OK Dribble, I think its time we launch the Miniature Missile." "Gotcha!"
And so Dribble pulled over, reached into the glove compartment and pull out a small triangle. Derek stared at it as if he's never seen shapes before. "This is it?" "Sadly yes... but it can absorb upgrades to give it more shooting power and a shield. Plus its controlled by this old Galaga Arcade machine!" And out of nowhere a Galaga machine appeared. And Derek took the controls. Apparently Dribble and Spitz had reprogrammed the thing so that it keeps an eye on the miniature triangle device after they launched it into space. It was a simplistic adventure that involved movement and firing! Soon the Triangle Device slowed down and they knew they were close to the Time Vortex. Using expert skills they guided the "Time Orbs" into the Vortex and everything began moving smoothly again. Then after some random upgrades and many a minion they found the giant orb dealy and its control ball thing. THe Control ball kept going into and out of the gelatinous orb dealy but that didn't stop the Team on Earth. Even on the slightest occasion when the control ball sneaked out it was fired away until it blow up and the orb dealy dissolved and all was well again.
"Well this day was mildly interesting..." complained Derek. "NIGHT this NIGHT was mildly interesting." corrected Spitz. "What are you going to do? Call the Grammar Police on me?" "No one ever respects us..." Said the Grammar Cop sadly as he drove by... "Anyway that space journey was pretty simple." "Don't worry about. Victor's Umbrella Army is about as stupid as introducing yourself to a popular franchise through a spin-off tennis game!" Everyone laughed in unison. Just then when they realized they were at their destination a fish popped out of the sea. "If you join me in the pool I shall grant you the abilities of a merman!" "Nah, Ill pass on that offer." "Hey! I didn't contact you through dreams for nothing! Get In here!" "I don't feel like it!""You drove 25 miles out to the sea and you want to turn back? You mammals really make me sick! I spit on your land! May you drown a million times!" "Hey Dribble! Howzabout we go back to the City and do stuff?" "Sound good to me! WHat about you Spitz?" "Im having fish tonight!"
After dinner was over Spitz had something to give Derek. "Yeah show me that Gameboy dealy with all the junk loaded onto it. Im going to put a game called 'Chicken Race' on there. Its really something you have to do with 2-players. Its pretty freaky.It involves 9-Volt, Shag, and feet." "You're crazy!" "I know!" "Well I gotta get going. I have one more developer to see before I go back and see Jimmy again. Farewell!" And after Derek departed Dribble came to a realization. "Hey! We forgot to collect the fare!" "No we didn't! I stole his wallet!" "Thats MY wallet!" "Same difference..." So until then... so long!
On the Next Episode of "Legend of Wario Ware"
Dennis:Hey! Mr.Wilson! Can I play with your hose?
Mr.Wilson: Dennis for the last time NO! Im using it to water my tulips and azaleas!
Dennis:*shifty eyes* Whatever you say Mr.Wilson!
Mr.Wilson: There now, was that so hard?
Dennis:*sneaks around to the back and makes the water come out at a high rate*
Mr. Wilson: *trying to gain control of the hose* DENNIS!!
See you next time!
