Y/Y's Tenshi britt0289: Okay, so I like this compared to my other
stories...and by far is probably the only fic that will have humor.
Disclaimer.........why should we do disclaimer on every story ??
I don't own YuGiOh, but as many times said by you know who before if I did Anzu, Honda, Weevil, Rex, and etc....WOULD NOT be on the show.....suddenly Kaiba is the exception to the rule.....he's rubbing off on me....and I'm beginning to find him an equal as Yuugi and Yami and Ryou and Bakura and Mariku and Malik....scary...uh anyway like I said even if no one likes this story I do plan on continuing because I actually like it
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: Living Room :
' Ryou is just lucky Pharoah was there otherwise that brat would've have paid......ugh and my "stuff" hurt like ass.....'. Bakura rolled over and fell asleep on the couch.' Dumbass Pharoah I swear I'll get him later '
: Kitchen :
Yami is asleep on the kitchen table following Ryou and Yuugi both wrapped up in towels asleep in chairs. Suddenly under Yuugi's towel movement is detected and Yuugi pokes is head up and looks around. He looks across the table and sees Yami asleep and crawls under the table to his side, then sits in his lap and sticks his head between Yami's head and the table. " Ami-chan....I hafs go bafrooms ", whispered Yuugi. He poked Yami's cheek which didn't even phase the Pharoah, only cause Yuugi to lose track of his "problem" and a small wet spot was formed on back his pants.
Yuugi frantically looked around for a solution to help, the only thing that seemed reasonable to him was the lone cup that Yami might've dropped doing the dishes. Yuugi looked at the cup and then thought for a minute, seeing as that was unsanitary he went back to plan one and try to wake his other. He climbed back on his lap only to once again lose track of his "problem" as the wet spot got much bigger and followed through on to Yami's leg and formed a wet spot on the former-ruler's pant leg.
During the second climb on to Yami's leg, Ryou had woken and watched Yuugi. " Whos yous, what chyou wants with Ami-chans ", pointed Ryou defensively. Yuugi glanced at Ryou and started to tear up. " I Uugi I hafs to go pottys, but I cans climbs the deps... I think....I wets myself....", sniffed Yuugi. He hopped down from Yami's lap and sat in the corner away from the table to himself. Ryou pitying his new-found playmate took his empty sippy cup and threw it directly at Yami's head.
" What in the fucking Ra......I swear I'm gonna fucking kil- ", mumbled Yami. He stopped mumbling seeing Ryou glare at him, and feeling extra wet. He glanced down at his pant leg and felt the sole wet spot there, and then glanced Ryou who then in turn pointed to Yuugi crying in the corner.
" Oh...I see.....well was it nessacary to throw the sippy cup ", glared Yami. Ryou grinned sheepishly and then glared at Yami once again for subject changing. He rubbed his head as he rose from his seat and went to his aibou's aid. " Yuugi......you had an accidnet didn't you ? ", asked Yami. He picked Yuugi up who turned his head away from Yami and started to cry. Yami rocked his partner back and forth until he was calm. " Its alright aibou.....it was an accident and accidents happened all the time...and you didn't mean to do it.....Ryou I want you to go in the living room with Bakura until I come back down. I'm gonna wash Yuugi up....while were on the subject Ryou do you have to go to the bathroom ? ", questioned the Pharoah.
" Yup....but I already went ", smiled Ryou. Yami looked at Ryou who smiled as a dripping noise was heard in the kitchen. A yellow-ish liquid started to drip from Ryou's spot ran and formed a puddle underneath his chair. " See...I gos now.....I not go no mores ", choursed the young chibi. Yami groaned picked up Ryou and switched Yuugi around on his hip so that both sat comfortably on each of his hips and walked out of the kitchen.
: Living Room :
Yami walked into the living room and stopped as he walked passed the couch with a snoozing Bakura sucking his thumb. " Bakura!?!.......Bakura !!!!.... BAKURA!!! ", roared Yami. Bakura jumped up and frantically looked around, he stopped once seeing Yami and the chibi's glare at him and change his position. " What the fuck do you want Pharoah.......eww what the hell happened to you ? ".
" Both Ryou and Yuugi had an accident and I'm going to clean them up....can you clean the spot Ryou made under the chair and the one Yuugi made in the corner. If you don't I'll first kick you out, secondly I'll tell Mariku that you suck your thumb when you sleep, and thirdly after I'm done kicking whoever's ass for doing this to them.....I'm gonna kick your ass and I'll make it so that I'll be in a pissy-forgot-everything mode ", spat Yami. He watched Bakura who grunted and agreed and headed for the kitchen. He then took both of the young chibi's upstairs to get washed.
{If anyone wanted to know....the actually size of Ryou is the size of an average 2 yrs old and Yuugi is much smaller...much like a 1 yrs old body...and both talk broken Jap and Eng which ever....just figured someone might wonder thats all}
: Yami's Room...yeah he has a room :
" Okay....Ryou...Yuugi...I want you to to sit here, I'm going to run the bath water and find you some towels and wash clothes for you two okay ? ", questioned Yami. Both Yuugi and Ryou smiled and nodded, then started to play with Yami's slippers, each with a random Duel Monster on the front. Yami smiled and walked out content and started thinking how he was going to clean both chibi's without problems.
" Wants to pway gool monstas...I wants to be the Boo Eias White Dwagon...whos yous gool monsta ? ", asked Ryou. He picked up the slipper with the picture of a Blue Eyes White Dragon on it and hugged it protectively. Yuugi took the other slipper and hugged it softer and showed Ryou. " I tuse the Dwak Mawician....its Ami-chan favrites....and its better dan Buwe Eyes Wite Dwagon ", teased Yuugi. He stuck his toungue out at Ryou, who stuck his out in unison and then both teased each other until the doorbell rang. (A/N: Why didn't Bakura use the doorbell....oh wait I just installed one nevermind -_-)
: Bathroom :
' Now I gotta think on technical terms....kids usually like to copy and mimic each other, but then again Ryou and Yuugi might be the exception to that rule......let's see.....alright Blue for Yuugi and Purple for Ry- .......doorbell....wait thats the real deal '
" Bakura get the door....and don't send whom ever to Shadow Realm yet...let me handle that part ! ", shouted Yami.
: Living Room :
" Damnit.....Fine...but if its who I hope it isn't then I suggest you get down here soon enough ! ", shouted Bakura in return. Bakura made it to the Game Shop and swung open the door to reveal......
" Mariku......what the hell are you doing here...well atleast your not Anzu !! ", face-faulted Bakura. Mariku looked at Bakura and literally spat to his right side of the step. " I could ask you the same damn thing....I came for Pharoah not pick-pocketers...now move you baka..... ", retailiated Mariku. (A/N: And this is my jap name for " Yami Malik "...Mariku....I like it much better)
Mariku pushed Bakura out of the way and walked in, he dropped the duffel bag he was holding on the floor and in the process a faint whimper could be heard through the fibers of the bag.
" What the hell....you finally killed someone...wait to Pharoah hears about this ", grinned Bakura. Mariku glared at Bakura and bent down and opened the bag to reveal a chibi-Malik who rubbed his forehead. " I didn't kill anyone you baka.....he was cold so I put him in a bag and carried him here....otherwise I'd have to pay bus fair...and besides I wasn't going to carry him here all the way.....where's the Pharoah ? ", asked Mariku. He pulled the chibi Malik out of the bag and set him on the floor. " Pharoah.....oh he's now my offical slave...I dueled him earlier and we made a deal...Phar-...Pharoah ?!....your presence wasn't needed unless I asked of it...now bow down before your future king !! ", sweatdropped Bakura.
Yami walked into the game shop and looked at Mariku and then to Bakura, " Bow down to you....in your fucking dreams...", scolded Yami. He glared at Bakura and pushed him out of his way, and turned to Mariku. " What is it that brought you here ? ".
" Him ", simply stated the evil half. He pointed down to the sandy blonde child looking at the elder figures before him. Both Bakura and Yami looked down and both face-faulted as the young child giggled and began to chew on the M. Rod in hand.
" I was perfectly content sleeping when he started to reek havoc all over the place....that Queen of Hell, Isis kicked us both out and told me to take him somewhere....so I thought maybe you could help ", gestured the gravekeeper. Yami picked the chibi up and walked into the living room leaving his arch enemies in his wake. " He ain't that bad compared to the devil I seen earlier....you'll wanna leave once you meet _him_ ", whispered Bakura. Once both rivals entered the living room, Mariku nearly fainted and Bakura sheltered his-self behind Mariku.
" Frwends ? ", asked Ryou. He and Yuugi were still holding Yami's slippers and looking at the ally sitting before them. " Who hes ? ", whispered Yuugi aloud. Yami rubbed his temples and sat squarely on the seat behind him. " Yuugi....Ryou....this Malik...Malik....this is Ryou and Yuugi ", replied Yami.
" Mawik? ", questioned Ryou and Yuugi in a unison. The duo crawled forward to Malik and held their hands. " Uugi....Wyou....frwends ? ", asked the young Egyptain. He held out his hand and shook both Ryou and Yuugi's and grinned that meant only one thing in chibi.
FUN !!!!!
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Y/Y's Tenshi britt0289: Hope this chap was a good one....in my eyes short, but great.
Yuugi: Now Malik is a chibi.....I say we turn Kaiba into one
Malik: I'm finally in a story....HEY !!!......aren't I like 2 yrs old
britt0289: Yup.....you have the body of a 2yrs old...as well as Ryou, and Yuugi has the body of a 1 yrs old, but you each have your orginial mind. Like when Yuugi was concerned with Yami....or when Ryou scolded Bakura.......thats the original train of thought.....
Y/Y's Tenshi britt0289: GAME TIME.......LET'S LITERALLY PLAY A GAME READ BELOW
Trivia question...based on pure common sense...who'd you think will end up being the master mind of the chibi trio...based on AUTHOR-ESS BISHIE LOVE :
A) Ryou
B) Yuugi
C) Malik
Now I did use the word COMMON SENSE and whoever get's it right.....will I guess...I'll dedicate a story to you...its not a lot, but it does millions to someone I guess...or I'llll send ya a chibi picture of the one of Yami's or Hikaris I guess....oh and .....I don't know...by the time I post this...I'll already have atleast 3 chapters or more of this story already loaded
READ!~@&@!~REVIEW
I don't own YuGiOh, but as many times said by you know who before if I did Anzu, Honda, Weevil, Rex, and etc....WOULD NOT be on the show.....suddenly Kaiba is the exception to the rule.....he's rubbing off on me....and I'm beginning to find him an equal as Yuugi and Yami and Ryou and Bakura and Mariku and Malik....scary...uh anyway like I said even if no one likes this story I do plan on continuing because I actually like it
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: Living Room :
' Ryou is just lucky Pharoah was there otherwise that brat would've have paid......ugh and my "stuff" hurt like ass.....'. Bakura rolled over and fell asleep on the couch.' Dumbass Pharoah I swear I'll get him later '
: Kitchen :
Yami is asleep on the kitchen table following Ryou and Yuugi both wrapped up in towels asleep in chairs. Suddenly under Yuugi's towel movement is detected and Yuugi pokes is head up and looks around. He looks across the table and sees Yami asleep and crawls under the table to his side, then sits in his lap and sticks his head between Yami's head and the table. " Ami-chan....I hafs go bafrooms ", whispered Yuugi. He poked Yami's cheek which didn't even phase the Pharoah, only cause Yuugi to lose track of his "problem" and a small wet spot was formed on back his pants.
Yuugi frantically looked around for a solution to help, the only thing that seemed reasonable to him was the lone cup that Yami might've dropped doing the dishes. Yuugi looked at the cup and then thought for a minute, seeing as that was unsanitary he went back to plan one and try to wake his other. He climbed back on his lap only to once again lose track of his "problem" as the wet spot got much bigger and followed through on to Yami's leg and formed a wet spot on the former-ruler's pant leg.
During the second climb on to Yami's leg, Ryou had woken and watched Yuugi. " Whos yous, what chyou wants with Ami-chans ", pointed Ryou defensively. Yuugi glanced at Ryou and started to tear up. " I Uugi I hafs to go pottys, but I cans climbs the deps... I think....I wets myself....", sniffed Yuugi. He hopped down from Yami's lap and sat in the corner away from the table to himself. Ryou pitying his new-found playmate took his empty sippy cup and threw it directly at Yami's head.
" What in the fucking Ra......I swear I'm gonna fucking kil- ", mumbled Yami. He stopped mumbling seeing Ryou glare at him, and feeling extra wet. He glanced down at his pant leg and felt the sole wet spot there, and then glanced Ryou who then in turn pointed to Yuugi crying in the corner.
" Oh...I see.....well was it nessacary to throw the sippy cup ", glared Yami. Ryou grinned sheepishly and then glared at Yami once again for subject changing. He rubbed his head as he rose from his seat and went to his aibou's aid. " Yuugi......you had an accidnet didn't you ? ", asked Yami. He picked Yuugi up who turned his head away from Yami and started to cry. Yami rocked his partner back and forth until he was calm. " Its alright aibou.....it was an accident and accidents happened all the time...and you didn't mean to do it.....Ryou I want you to go in the living room with Bakura until I come back down. I'm gonna wash Yuugi up....while were on the subject Ryou do you have to go to the bathroom ? ", questioned the Pharoah.
" Yup....but I already went ", smiled Ryou. Yami looked at Ryou who smiled as a dripping noise was heard in the kitchen. A yellow-ish liquid started to drip from Ryou's spot ran and formed a puddle underneath his chair. " See...I gos now.....I not go no mores ", choursed the young chibi. Yami groaned picked up Ryou and switched Yuugi around on his hip so that both sat comfortably on each of his hips and walked out of the kitchen.
: Living Room :
Yami walked into the living room and stopped as he walked passed the couch with a snoozing Bakura sucking his thumb. " Bakura!?!.......Bakura !!!!.... BAKURA!!! ", roared Yami. Bakura jumped up and frantically looked around, he stopped once seeing Yami and the chibi's glare at him and change his position. " What the fuck do you want Pharoah.......eww what the hell happened to you ? ".
" Both Ryou and Yuugi had an accident and I'm going to clean them up....can you clean the spot Ryou made under the chair and the one Yuugi made in the corner. If you don't I'll first kick you out, secondly I'll tell Mariku that you suck your thumb when you sleep, and thirdly after I'm done kicking whoever's ass for doing this to them.....I'm gonna kick your ass and I'll make it so that I'll be in a pissy-forgot-everything mode ", spat Yami. He watched Bakura who grunted and agreed and headed for the kitchen. He then took both of the young chibi's upstairs to get washed.
{If anyone wanted to know....the actually size of Ryou is the size of an average 2 yrs old and Yuugi is much smaller...much like a 1 yrs old body...and both talk broken Jap and Eng which ever....just figured someone might wonder thats all}
: Yami's Room...yeah he has a room :
" Okay....Ryou...Yuugi...I want you to to sit here, I'm going to run the bath water and find you some towels and wash clothes for you two okay ? ", questioned Yami. Both Yuugi and Ryou smiled and nodded, then started to play with Yami's slippers, each with a random Duel Monster on the front. Yami smiled and walked out content and started thinking how he was going to clean both chibi's without problems.
" Wants to pway gool monstas...I wants to be the Boo Eias White Dwagon...whos yous gool monsta ? ", asked Ryou. He picked up the slipper with the picture of a Blue Eyes White Dragon on it and hugged it protectively. Yuugi took the other slipper and hugged it softer and showed Ryou. " I tuse the Dwak Mawician....its Ami-chan favrites....and its better dan Buwe Eyes Wite Dwagon ", teased Yuugi. He stuck his toungue out at Ryou, who stuck his out in unison and then both teased each other until the doorbell rang. (A/N: Why didn't Bakura use the doorbell....oh wait I just installed one nevermind -_-)
: Bathroom :
' Now I gotta think on technical terms....kids usually like to copy and mimic each other, but then again Ryou and Yuugi might be the exception to that rule......let's see.....alright Blue for Yuugi and Purple for Ry- .......doorbell....wait thats the real deal '
" Bakura get the door....and don't send whom ever to Shadow Realm yet...let me handle that part ! ", shouted Yami.
: Living Room :
" Damnit.....Fine...but if its who I hope it isn't then I suggest you get down here soon enough ! ", shouted Bakura in return. Bakura made it to the Game Shop and swung open the door to reveal......
" Mariku......what the hell are you doing here...well atleast your not Anzu !! ", face-faulted Bakura. Mariku looked at Bakura and literally spat to his right side of the step. " I could ask you the same damn thing....I came for Pharoah not pick-pocketers...now move you baka..... ", retailiated Mariku. (A/N: And this is my jap name for " Yami Malik "...Mariku....I like it much better)
Mariku pushed Bakura out of the way and walked in, he dropped the duffel bag he was holding on the floor and in the process a faint whimper could be heard through the fibers of the bag.
" What the hell....you finally killed someone...wait to Pharoah hears about this ", grinned Bakura. Mariku glared at Bakura and bent down and opened the bag to reveal a chibi-Malik who rubbed his forehead. " I didn't kill anyone you baka.....he was cold so I put him in a bag and carried him here....otherwise I'd have to pay bus fair...and besides I wasn't going to carry him here all the way.....where's the Pharoah ? ", asked Mariku. He pulled the chibi Malik out of the bag and set him on the floor. " Pharoah.....oh he's now my offical slave...I dueled him earlier and we made a deal...Phar-...Pharoah ?!....your presence wasn't needed unless I asked of it...now bow down before your future king !! ", sweatdropped Bakura.
Yami walked into the game shop and looked at Mariku and then to Bakura, " Bow down to you....in your fucking dreams...", scolded Yami. He glared at Bakura and pushed him out of his way, and turned to Mariku. " What is it that brought you here ? ".
" Him ", simply stated the evil half. He pointed down to the sandy blonde child looking at the elder figures before him. Both Bakura and Yami looked down and both face-faulted as the young child giggled and began to chew on the M. Rod in hand.
" I was perfectly content sleeping when he started to reek havoc all over the place....that Queen of Hell, Isis kicked us both out and told me to take him somewhere....so I thought maybe you could help ", gestured the gravekeeper. Yami picked the chibi up and walked into the living room leaving his arch enemies in his wake. " He ain't that bad compared to the devil I seen earlier....you'll wanna leave once you meet _him_ ", whispered Bakura. Once both rivals entered the living room, Mariku nearly fainted and Bakura sheltered his-self behind Mariku.
" Frwends ? ", asked Ryou. He and Yuugi were still holding Yami's slippers and looking at the ally sitting before them. " Who hes ? ", whispered Yuugi aloud. Yami rubbed his temples and sat squarely on the seat behind him. " Yuugi....Ryou....this Malik...Malik....this is Ryou and Yuugi ", replied Yami.
" Mawik? ", questioned Ryou and Yuugi in a unison. The duo crawled forward to Malik and held their hands. " Uugi....Wyou....frwends ? ", asked the young Egyptain. He held out his hand and shook both Ryou and Yuugi's and grinned that meant only one thing in chibi.
FUN !!!!!
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Y/Y's Tenshi britt0289: Hope this chap was a good one....in my eyes short, but great.
Yuugi: Now Malik is a chibi.....I say we turn Kaiba into one
Malik: I'm finally in a story....HEY !!!......aren't I like 2 yrs old
britt0289: Yup.....you have the body of a 2yrs old...as well as Ryou, and Yuugi has the body of a 1 yrs old, but you each have your orginial mind. Like when Yuugi was concerned with Yami....or when Ryou scolded Bakura.......thats the original train of thought.....
Y/Y's Tenshi britt0289: GAME TIME.......LET'S LITERALLY PLAY A GAME READ BELOW
Trivia question...based on pure common sense...who'd you think will end up being the master mind of the chibi trio...based on AUTHOR-ESS BISHIE LOVE :
A) Ryou
B) Yuugi
C) Malik
Now I did use the word COMMON SENSE and whoever get's it right.....will I guess...I'll dedicate a story to you...its not a lot, but it does millions to someone I guess...or I'llll send ya a chibi picture of the one of Yami's or Hikaris I guess....oh and .....I don't know...by the time I post this...I'll already have atleast 3 chapters or more of this story already loaded
READ!~@&@!~REVIEW
