Title: As Found by.....
Author: Max
E-mail: jadekirk007@y...
Rating: R to be on the safe side
Pairings: Snape/Hermione
Archive: Yes, please
Summary: When Hermione finds a diary in the library, complete with the last person she expected commenting, turns her world upside down.
Author's Note: Some of the characters are from 'the new arrival' and 'Snape's Brothers' so be warned but this is set during that fic. Set after 'Dreams, Dormious Projectionous Potion and red Leather'. Set in Harry's Sixth year. This is an AU because I haven't killed off Sirius and he's been found innocent. It's a magical diary so the comments can interrupt the original entries.**means Diary entries and memories**, ^^are comments made by the person who 'found' it first^^, ' are thoughts',/are actions by Albus and Hermione, when in the diary/,##are comments by Albus and Hermione## and ~are what Hermione and Albus writes in the diary ~.Memories are written in script form.
Chapter 2- The memory
/Hermione and Albus found themselves in a classroom. Hermione walked to the front and sat down in the corner and Albus came down and sat down next to her.Albus patted Hermione's arm./##Don't worry. Severus will be along shortly.##
(Severus swept in, dragging Steven in by the arm, and threw him on his desk.)/Hermione got up to try and help Steven but then sat back down as she realised where she was./
Severus: I can not believe you did that.
Steven: Why not? You know what I'm like. It's even worse now, especially after that bite.(pause)Besides she was gagging for it. She wasn't going to get it from you
##What bite?## /Hermione asked Albus,who indicated that she should listen closely./
Severus: Even so, did you ask her if she wanted to be shagged?
Steven: Of course I did.(Steven sat up on the edge of the desk)
Severus: And?
Steven: She said 'yes' obviously. I think the phrase 'Duh.' applies here. If she'd said 'No' I would've left her alone.
Severus: You pretended to be me.
Steven: I pretended nothing, she shags me, she shags all of us.
##What did he mean by that?##/Hermione asked Albus/
##It means, my dear, that they're so close that they share everything, including girlfriends, it seems. I remember an orgy that they had in Gryffindor...##
##Even Professor Snape? And Alan?##
/Albus chuckled/##Yes even them too. Severus was so drunk he ended up...## /Albus broke off/##Maybe you might see for yourself##
Severus: Okay, but you could've told me what you were planning, then I could've joined in...Two girls at the same time.Wish I could've been there...
^^Severus, you horny devil, never knew you had it in you.^^
Steven: You horny thing..You know, the students wouldn't believe we can be so horny..
Severus: You're right. So was it good?
Steven: You think Albus would lend us his pensieve so I can show you for myself?
##Of course I will, after doing a spell so I can see what you saw Severus.##
##Professor!##
Severus: I'll ask him
Steven: Just remember to wipe it afterwards, don't want a repeat of the pensieve episode from 'Order of the Pheonix' do we?
Severus: That never happened,(Steven raises an eyebrow)well it did but I was NOT wearing greying underwear, I was wearing black boxers...
Steven: Back to the horny potion's master..
/It suddenly went black and Hermione and Albus found themselves falling out of the diary../
TBC
Author: Max
E-mail: jadekirk007@y...
Rating: R to be on the safe side
Pairings: Snape/Hermione
Archive: Yes, please
Summary: When Hermione finds a diary in the library, complete with the last person she expected commenting, turns her world upside down.
Author's Note: Some of the characters are from 'the new arrival' and 'Snape's Brothers' so be warned but this is set during that fic. Set after 'Dreams, Dormious Projectionous Potion and red Leather'. Set in Harry's Sixth year. This is an AU because I haven't killed off Sirius and he's been found innocent. It's a magical diary so the comments can interrupt the original entries.**means Diary entries and memories**, ^^are comments made by the person who 'found' it first^^, ' are thoughts',/are actions by Albus and Hermione, when in the diary/,##are comments by Albus and Hermione## and ~are what Hermione and Albus writes in the diary ~.Memories are written in script form.
Chapter 2- The memory
/Hermione and Albus found themselves in a classroom. Hermione walked to the front and sat down in the corner and Albus came down and sat down next to her.Albus patted Hermione's arm./##Don't worry. Severus will be along shortly.##
(Severus swept in, dragging Steven in by the arm, and threw him on his desk.)/Hermione got up to try and help Steven but then sat back down as she realised where she was./
Severus: I can not believe you did that.
Steven: Why not? You know what I'm like. It's even worse now, especially after that bite.(pause)Besides she was gagging for it. She wasn't going to get it from you
##What bite?## /Hermione asked Albus,who indicated that she should listen closely./
Severus: Even so, did you ask her if she wanted to be shagged?
Steven: Of course I did.(Steven sat up on the edge of the desk)
Severus: And?
Steven: She said 'yes' obviously. I think the phrase 'Duh.' applies here. If she'd said 'No' I would've left her alone.
Severus: You pretended to be me.
Steven: I pretended nothing, she shags me, she shags all of us.
##What did he mean by that?##/Hermione asked Albus/
##It means, my dear, that they're so close that they share everything, including girlfriends, it seems. I remember an orgy that they had in Gryffindor...##
##Even Professor Snape? And Alan?##
/Albus chuckled/##Yes even them too. Severus was so drunk he ended up...## /Albus broke off/##Maybe you might see for yourself##
Severus: Okay, but you could've told me what you were planning, then I could've joined in...Two girls at the same time.Wish I could've been there...
^^Severus, you horny devil, never knew you had it in you.^^
Steven: You horny thing..You know, the students wouldn't believe we can be so horny..
Severus: You're right. So was it good?
Steven: You think Albus would lend us his pensieve so I can show you for myself?
##Of course I will, after doing a spell so I can see what you saw Severus.##
##Professor!##
Severus: I'll ask him
Steven: Just remember to wipe it afterwards, don't want a repeat of the pensieve episode from 'Order of the Pheonix' do we?
Severus: That never happened,(Steven raises an eyebrow)well it did but I was NOT wearing greying underwear, I was wearing black boxers...
Steven: Back to the horny potion's master..
/It suddenly went black and Hermione and Albus found themselves falling out of the diary../
TBC
