Part Four: Family Fun Chapter 2

Narrator: Hello, it's me again, and I'll carry on where I left off. It's the first dinner since the Jurai Royal Family have arrived, and a nice dispute has gone around.

(The house is burning with excitement, activity and laughter as all three families get ready to enjoy their first meal together, and the smell of Sasami's masterful culinary talents wafts around the house)

(Ryoko, who was asleep on the roof of the house, her nostrils catch the smell of dinner, and she rushes downstairs to find out what's on the menu)

Ryoko: What have you cooked Sasami?

Sasami: Well, we have beef in black bean sauce, teriyaki soup, egg- fried rice, ramen...

(The list goes on for a good 5 minutes, until the gong was rung to call the others for dinner)

Ayeka: Looks like you've done it again Sasami, great cooking on your behalf.

Misaki: Why does your little sister do all the cooking here? Surely the two older girls could do it.

(Both Ayeka and Ryoko just stare into space, as if Misaki wasn't speaking to them)

(Washu and Kagato enter, and Kagato looks a little less, shall I say, stupid now)

Kagato: I can't wait; I haven't eaten anything decent in a long time.

Washu: What did you use to eat when you were on your own then?

Kagato: I was stuck with them damn microwave meals.

Washu: So you built one of them too? The rest haven't quite worked out how to use it yet!

Tenchi: We have a microwave? You never told us Washu.

Washu: I didn't? (Washu's mind: Of course I didn't want them to use it, it did take a while to create and all they'd do is break it)

Ryoko: It must be hidden with her secret stash of 'other' useful items that'll make our lives a lot easier.

Washu whispers to Ryoko: I thought I told you not to tell anyone.

Azusa: err...hmmm; will anyone say grace now then?

Ryoko: Yub-a-dub-dub, thanks for the grub!

Azusa: That's not what I meant.

Katsuhito: I'll do it. Dear Lord, thank you for the food we are eating today, and thank you for putting Sasami in this universe to cook it for us.

(Sasami blushes)

Sasami: Really, you shouldn't have.

Ryoko: Can we actually eat now?

Katsuhito: Sure, dig in.

(10 minutes into the meal and Ayeka has an announcement to make)

(She hits her glass with her spoon to get everyone's attention)

Ayeka: Hello everybody, and thank-you for allowing me to say what I need to say. I have called this announcement so I can inform you all of Lord Tenchi's and my plans for the future.

Nobuyuki: What plans would they be, eh?

Azusa: Yeah, I would love to know.

Ayeka: Well, you see father, Tenchi and me have both decided to...err...get married.

(A look of shock and amazement spread across Azusa's, Nobuyuki's and Misaki's face, but Katsuhito sits there calmly)

Nobuyuki: Tenchi, are these your plans too?

Tenchi: Yes Father, I would like to marry Ayeka, as she is a Jurian Princess, and me being a Jurian descendant an' all, it seemed as if it were meant to be.

Azusa: Are you sure about your decision Ayeka, you know I could always pick you another worthy fiancée.

Ayeka: No thank you father, I'd rather not end up with another pansy like Seiriyo.

Azusa: You dare talk like that over the great leader of the nobles, as Seiriyo is.

Ayeka: But he really was, he certainly seemed a little to weird for my liking anyway.

Tenchi: And besides, I did beat him in a battle, so I should get top priority regardless of me being suitable or not.

Azusa: I suppose your correct, fine have it your way.

Ayeka: Thanks Father, I knew you'd understand.

Misaki: So what do you intend to do after the wedding?

Ayeka: Well... as a traditional wedding should be, I think a nice honeymoon would make it perfect.

Tenchi: Sorry to break your idea Ayeka, but we're sort of.... y'know... a little short on the financial side of things.

Kagato: That's where I come in, I will be happy to assist you financially, It's not as if I'm poor or anything.

Tenchi: Really? You'd do that for us?

Kagato: That's what I said; did you not hear me correctly?

Tenchi: I heard you perfectly, but it's not like you to help anyone out... especially me of all people.

Kagato: As I told you all earlier, I've changed; I'm no longer evil... to an extent anyway.

Ayeka: Thank you Kagato, you've become such a nice person.

(Kisses Kagato on the cheek)

Kagato: Now that's a feeling I'm not used to having.

Misaki: See where becoming good has gotten you, people actually like you now.

Azusa: She's right you know, just think where you'd be now if you were good earlier.

Kagato: It's final then, I'm remaining good, for a better cause... to a certain extent.

Washu: He can never become a 100% anything, he is always 90% the decided part, and 10% the part he used to be.

Kagato: What was that Washu, that's fighting talk.

Washu: Save that feeling for later, it might come in handy.

(Washu winks at Kagato)

Kagato: Indeed I will.

Ryoko: Now what do I do? There are no more men in the house.

Nobuyuki: Aren't we forgetting somebody, Miss Ryoko?

Ryoko: No, I don't believe I am... and also no, don't even think about it.

(Nobuyuki just looks down at the ground, realising his complete failure)

(Later on in the day, the gang, including the Jurai Royal Family, are sitting down watching Hellsing.)

Ryoko: This is quite good, who made it? Kagato: Pioneer and AIC, the same people that made us.

Ryoko: No wonder it's good.

(Ayeka covers Sasami's eyes as a vampire gets his head blown off by Alucard)

Sasami: Hey! What's the big idea?

Ayeka: I think this is a little unsuitable for you.

Washu: Kagato, do you think you'll be able to take on Alucard?

Kagato: Most likely.

Ryoko: But really Dad, how can you beat someone with a gun that big?

Kagato: Well the Jurai power never beat me, so how is some anti- vampire gun going to beat me? I'm not even a vampire.

Washu: Perhaps not, but Gene Starwind will beat you easily with his Caster.

Kagato: Well you might just be able to prove that.

Washu: How?

Kagato: I just read in this newspaper that there will be a anime- cross battle sometime soon.

Washu: What would one of those be then?

Kagato: It says; 'A chance to find out who the most dominant anime character is, battles will be held between many different anime stars'

Washu: Sounds good, perhaps we all should enter it for a laugh.

Kagato: I agree, it could be a good family outing.

Tenchi: Do we actually get a say in this?

Washu and Kagato simultaneously: NO!

(The credits for Hellsing start rolling)

Kagato: Well that's it. Anyone got any other DVDs?

Ryoko: Nope, besides I'm beat, I might turn myself in for the night.

Tenchi: Good idea, all this talk of 'anime-cross battles' has made me tired.

(All but Kagato and Washu go upstairs to bed)

Washu: Come on Kagato, I keep my promises.

Kagato: What do you mean?

Washu: Don't tell me you've forgotten, what good are you?

Kagato: I haven't a clue.

Washu: Quickly Kagato, I have several new 'machines' to try out.

Kagato: Wouldn't it be sensible to turn to your adult form, it might seem a little weird, don't you think?

Washu: Good point, if you hadn't told me. I probably would of forgot.

(Types on her holo-computer)

Washu: There, that good enough?

(Kagato looks Washu up and down)

Kagato: Indeed it is, and I might change to my younger form, I'm a little old at this precise moment.

(Kagato disappears, and comes back in his Tenchi Universe episode 25 form)

Kagato: Much better, and having black hair make me feel less old.

(Washu stands seductively in the doorway to her lab)

Washu: Quick Kagato, hurry up. This moment hasn't happened for several thousands of years.

(Kagato walks into the lab, and nothing else was seen, not even the writer's thoughts were allowed to enter)

Narrator: I take it your wondering why I only just turned up at the end of Part 3, let's just say the idea was only thought of then!

Misaki (sleepily): Hey! Could you please keep it down? People are trying to sleep.

Narrator: Ok Misaki, I'll be quiet.

Narrator: Obviously I can't speak for much longer, and I find it funny that Misaki is the only on who can hear me.

Misaki: OI! I heard that.

Narrator: See what I mean, anyway, that's all from me, later days!

End of Part 4