Part Five: Cross-Anime Battle Tournament
(Everyone is up early, and it has been 3 days since the last part. They are all preparing for the cross-anime battle tournament that same day)
Tenchi: To be perfectly honest, I really don't see why we have to go through with this.
Washu: Stop complaining, it'll be a great chance to prove that Tenchi Muyo has some of the best characters!
Tenchi: I suppose, and I have always wanted to meet Kenshin, and prove that he isn't the only one who is good with a sword.
Washu: See, that's the spirit you need.
Kagato: I can't wait to kick some ass, it'll be good fun beating the hell out of the anime characters you hate the most.
Katsuhito: I think I might also come along, but I'll most likely be watching the battles, I'm too old to compete.
Nobuyuki: I'll also come along... but not for the fighting.
Tenchi: What you mean, Dad?
Nobuyuki: Oh... nothing.
Ayeka: I know I'm not going to fight, but there are many other competitions too, not just battles.
Sasami: I don't quite know what I'm going to do, but I'll see what there is.
Tenchi: And that leaves you Ryoko, what are you going to do?
Ryoko: I haven't decided yet, but like Sasami, I'll see what's available.
Azusa: We'll accompany you, won't we Misaki?
Misaki: Yep, there are a couple of anime characters I have a bone to pick with.
Kagato: So, it's decided then, next stop... err, where is it again?
Washu: London, England! And to save on travel expenses, we'll just go via dimensional tunnel!
(Washu opens a dimensional tunnel using her holo-computer, and everyone enters it, they are then taken to London, but what an odd place they have re-entered on!)
Tenchi: Whoa! What are we doing up here?
Washu: Slight technical difficulty on my behalf, we appear to be on top of Big Ben!
Kagato: Well, get us down then, this isn't getting us any closer to the tournament!
(Later, they are all back on firm ground, and are travelling to the site of the old Wembley stadium, where an all new stadium has been built)
Sasami: Hey, isn't that the place where that David Blaine was hung up in a box, with no food for 44 days?
Ayeka: Yeah it is, but I still think he was a complete idiot to go through with something like that.
Washu: This place is a lot bigger than I had anticipated; for once my calculations were actually incorrect.
Kagato: That doesn't really matter, as long as it has enough space in it to kick some poor anime ass all over the arena.
(They approach the entrants' desk at the entrance to the arena)
Washu: 10 entrant spots please.
Guy at the desk: So you came to this one, people were complaining that you never came to the last one.
Washu: We only found out about this one three days ago.
Guy at the desk: Ah well, glad you're here and make sure you win some trophies, that'll make you crowd favourites for the next one. Enjoy your stay, and abide by the rules of each competition please. They are displayed by each category sector.
Washu: Thank you. Come on you lot. Let's get inside.
(They all walk into the arena, and Washu stands there in amazement)
Washu: Wow. I never thought it was this big; it looked a lot smaller from the outside.
Kagato: Right, let's see what this place has to offer.
Loudspeaker: Hello everyone and welcome to CAB 2004! There will be many competitions for all types of people, so feel free to enter as many as you wish and great prizes will be handed out to the winner of each battle, or to the 1st, 2nd and 3rd places in the other various competitions. Please enjoy the experience and make sure you abide by the rules, or you might risk disqualification. Thank you.
Kagato: You hear that, I can kick as much ass as I want to, how good this is going to be.
Washu: I agree, this is a great opportunity to put our names at the top of the anime leader board.
Tenchi: Well since we're here, what are we waiting for, let's go see who we've been drawn to face!
(The results of the draw came up on the big screen and it read: Battles: Round 1 Kagato vs. Vash the Stampede Nagi vs. Utena Tenjo Trunks Briefs vs. Tenchi Masaki Bulma Briefs vs. Ayeka Jurai Father Anderson vs. Duo Maxwell Faye Valentine vs. Ryoko Washu vs. Sailor Moon Alucard vs. Katsuhito Masaki Nobuyuki Masaki vs. Naru Narusegawa Seras Victoria vs. Maya Jingu Spike Spiegel vs. Himura Kenshin 12) Gene Starwind vs. Keitaro Urashima.)
Kagato: What, not exactly who I had hoped for, but it'll do.
Washu: Sailor Moon? Why the hell do I always end up with the useless ones, this battle should be a piece of cake.
Tenchi: Trunks, what kind of name is that? And Briefs makes it even worse.
Ayeka: Your telling me, I've got Bulma Briefs, who is obviously related to Trunks in one way or another.
Washu: Yeah, Bulma was Trunks' mother in DBZ.
Ryoko: Who in the blue hell is Faye Valentine?
Washu: She's a bounty hunter from Cowboy Bebop...damn it's not easy being the anime genius around here.
Ryoko: A bounty hunter you say, you mean like Nagi?
Washu: Near enough... but Nagi is a little bit more ruthless than her. She also is a bit more persistent than Faye Valentine too.
Kagato: My match is going to start soon, jog on; I don't want to miss it.
(They all go to Battle Ring No.1 and Kagato climbs in.)
Announcer: Introducing our first fighter, it is his first time here and he has told everyone that he'll dominate it too. It's Kagato!!
Kagato: You've got to love this attention.
Announcer: And introducing his opponent, a previous champion, and has come back to reclaim his title... it's Vash the Stampede!!
Vash: I wouldn't count on victory, it's very unlikely for newbies.
Kagato: Save the abuse for the ring, and I don't mean verbal abuse either.
(See Fight Night Match 1 for the full details of the fight)
(Kagato waves at the crowd as he impales Vash with his sword, and fires several energy shots through his torso. He throws Vash to the ground as if he were a sack of potatoes and waves in victory at the crowd.)
Announcer: And we have our winner, it doesn't look as if Vash is getting his title back this year.
Kagato: Now I'm one match closer to the title of CAB Champion.
Washu: Nice one Kagato, great finish, the crowd surely loved that one.
Loudspeaker: Will the combatants for Match No.2 please come to Battle Ring No. 5 for your battle.
Ryoko: That was Nagi's battle wasn't it, let's go and watch it, we'll be able to see how good she is.
Washu: Sounds like a good idea, observe the opponent and work out the weaknesses.
Ryoko: That's not really what I had in mind but close enough.
(Nagi had just entered the ring and stares intimidatingly at Utena Tenjo)
Nagi: I can't see this fight lasting long... so hurry up and die, stop wasting my time.
Utena: I can't let you do that, after all, evil shall never reign victorious.
Nagi: We'll see about that.
(For more detail of this fight, check out Fight Night Battle 2 to see.)
(Nagi grips Utena around the throat with her grappling hook, and with one swift movement kills her with multiple strikes with her weapon.)
Nagi: See, I knew I would win.
Ryoko: I hate Nagi an' all but I have to say, what a brilliant match that was.
Washu: I agree, not one part was at all boring.
Kagato: I can see these fights lasting a long time so I think we should grab a bite to eat, from that fast-food stand over there.
Ryoko: But we don't know what English food is like?
Washu: What the hell, I'm sure it can't be much different.
(They all go to the fast food stall and check out the menu.)
Washu: Ok, it's a lot different.
Kagato: Any idea what this stuff is? You're supposed to be the geographer here.
Washu: It's not my fault I couldn't find all the information about England is it.
Kagato: Ah well, I might as well have the hot dog and chips...whatever they are.
Washu: I'll go with the cod and chips...sounds rather good.
Ryoko: I'll pass as I haven't a clue what any of this food is.
(Alucard is the person behind them in the queue)
Alucard: Hurry up, I'm getting hungry here.
Kagato: Calm yourself, I thought you drank blood anyway, being a vampire an' all.
Alucard: Yes, your point is? I'm sure I can eat anything I want. All I have to say though is how much of a help the roof on this arena is, otherwise I'll be a bit screwed.
Kagato: Ah yes, I see.
Washu: Come on Kagato, I'm not carrying your food for you.
Kagato: Fine, I'll see you later Alucard...or maybe even sooner.
Alucard: Sure, but I can't promise I'll be ecstatic to see you or anything.
Kagato: Huh, what was that?
Alucard: If you didn't hear me that's now your problem, I'm not saying what I said again.
Kagato: Whatever you say, but going with my friends and family to watch this fight.
(The gang all go to the sidelines to watch the battle between Tenchi and Trunks)
Announcer: Introducing our first combatant, Tenchi Masaki!!
Tenchi: For some reason I have a bad feeling about this.
Announcer: And now introducing our second combatant, Trunks Briefs!!
Trunks: I can't let you win, so I'll beat you in the name of my father, the great Saiyan prince Vegeta.
(Refer to Fight Night battle 3 for more information)
(The crowd cheer as Trunks transforms into his Super Saiyan state, and fires multiple Ki blasts at Tenchi. Tenchi rolls and dodges them all, and vaults himself into the air. Trunks tries to grab him but before he could, Tenchi had separated his legs from his body in one fatal slice. The mangled torso of Trunks falls to the ground and Tenchi finishes off the top half with a quick stab through his head.)
Tenchi: Phew, I don't know where that bad feeling I had earlier came from but it never happened. I won!!
Ayeka: Well, done Tenchi!! If you were to die in that fight, I would never of forgave myself for letting you go through with it.
Kagato: That would be terrible wouldn't it...
Ayeka: What was that?
Washu: Stop the arguing Ayeka, your fights up next. If I were you I'd use this time to prepare for this fight.
Ayeka: Okay, but you lot better go and watch it.
Washu: And why wouldn't we?
Kagato: No comment.
(Ayeka looks angrily at Kagato, but heeds Washu's wise words and goes to prepare for her fight)
(The rest of the gang go to ring 3 to watch Ayeka's match)
Announcer: Introducing the first combatant, with a temper shorter than the estimated length of this match, Princess Ayeka Jurai!
Sasami: Go big sister! You can win this battle!
Announcer: And now introducing the second combatant, Bulma Briefs!
(See Fight Night Match 4 for full details of the battle)
(Ayeka looks furious in reaction to what Bulma just said, and... OH MY WORD...folks I believe that Bulma has just left the building through the roof, after Ayeka's Super Kick, Bulma is definitely going into orbit with that one!)
Sasami: Way to go, you definitely earned that a classic replay finish!
Kagato: I agree, for a mortal you sure put some effort into that one.
Ayeka: What's that supposed to mean?
Kagato: I don't actually know, it seemed a clever thing to say at the time.
Loudspeaker: The next match between Father Anderson and Duo Maxwell has been abandoned to the fact that Duo is dead after thinking it would be a good idea to use cheesy chat-up lines on Seras Victoria. Now Father Anderson will be fighting a mystery opponent, you'll have to wait to see who it is.
Washu: I say we should attend every battle, to see all the action, and also give the writer a rest from typing 'and the gang went to' all the time.
(Thank you very much Washu! ()
Misaki: What is with that voice, I swear I'm the only one hearing these strange voices.
Azusa: It's because you're mad.
(Misaki grabs Azusa around the collar and looks at him angrily)
Misaki: Now why did you have to go and say that.
Azusa: I'm sorry, geez, it was only a joke.
Kagato: Save the domestics for the Planet Jurai please, we need to see Father Anderson and his 'mystery' opponent.
Washu: Then what are we waiting for? An invitation?
Kagato: Not quite, so come on, let's go then.
Announcer: Introducing the first combatant in today's 4th battle, the man who needs to be 4 dimensional to hold all his bayonets, Father Alexander Anderson!!
Anderson: Remember people, do as I say and not as I do, otherwise ye never make it up to heaven.
Kagato: Why the hell is he spurting all this religious nonsense?
Anderson: Also, my mission is tae destroy doon tae the last wee bit thae fools wha' would oppose oor God.
Kagato: You may speak the business, but you'll have to prove yourself in the ring.
Anderson: Make no mistake, me laddy, but I'm afraid ye well never last with me.
Kagato: As I said, we'll have to see about that.
Announcer: And now introducing Father Anderson's mystery opponent, and... WHAT!! Who picked this name out? It seems a little drastic and unfair, but hey, that's how it turned out. So without further ado, please enter the ring, Miss Kiyone Makibi!
Washu: Hey! What are you doing here Kiyone?
Kiyone: Well, err... I kind of needed the extra money and... you know how bad my financial standards are and...
Anderson: Please save the chatting for later, if there is going to be one.
Kiyone: How the hell did I get drawn against him? I was disappointed when I wasn't picked first but this is ridiculous.
Anderson: You best hope you weren't mocking me then. It's true though, how am I supposed to show my full potential when I'm fighting a wee lass?
Kiyone: WHAT!! I'm not that bad!
Anderson: I never said you were, but I'll remember to pray for you when it's over
Announcer: Well let's actually get this fight started then.
(See Fight Night match 5 for details)
(Anderson grabs Kiyone round the collar and holds her up to his level. Kiyone has been badly injured and is close to death, but in one last move of mercy and also dishonour, Anderson just threw her out for a ring out, so he didn't have to kill her.)
Kagato: Well look who's gone all-soft now.
Anderson: I can't kill her, it doesn't seem right.
Kiyone: What, I seriously thought I'd had it at that moment, but it seems Anderson has a caring heart somewhere.
Anderson: Kagato, don't think 'cause I went lightly on the lass that means I'm gonna go soft on you, when it comes to the right time, you'll be the one that ends up dead.
Kagato: It just seems that you like the ladies then.
Anderson: Obviously, I couldn't bring myself to finish her off. Anyway I'm off for a well deserved drink.
Announcer: Fight 5 will start soon, after these messages from our sponsors!
Narrator: Not sponsors actually, just me. So this has been a eventful part, and with more to come it will turn out to be a rather good day out for Tenchi and the gang. Kagato also seems to be in over his head as now he has made rivals with both Alucard and Father Anderson. This part is over, but the next part will carry on where this part left off. So TTFN, ta ta for now!
Misaki: Where the hell is that voice coming from?
Narrator: Well, it's coming from outside the PC, the person who is writing this Fan-Fic is controlling what I say, and what everyone else says.
Misaki: Seems a little too weird for me, so I'm not going to worry about it.
Narrator: Anyway, as I said before, TTFN, ta ta for...
Misaki: Hey, can I please do the closing sentence?
Narrator: Oh alright, but make it quick.
Misaki: Remember, as the responsible mother around here, did you tidy your room? Or take the dog out? Or the thing you were supposed to do but didn't as you were to busy reading this? If so, I suggest you go do it before your parents get angry and disallow you from continuing to read this Fan-Fic, which won't make the nice Narrator person very happy.
Narrator: I said make it quick but hey, at least I don't have to do it!!
End of Part Five
(Everyone is up early, and it has been 3 days since the last part. They are all preparing for the cross-anime battle tournament that same day)
Tenchi: To be perfectly honest, I really don't see why we have to go through with this.
Washu: Stop complaining, it'll be a great chance to prove that Tenchi Muyo has some of the best characters!
Tenchi: I suppose, and I have always wanted to meet Kenshin, and prove that he isn't the only one who is good with a sword.
Washu: See, that's the spirit you need.
Kagato: I can't wait to kick some ass, it'll be good fun beating the hell out of the anime characters you hate the most.
Katsuhito: I think I might also come along, but I'll most likely be watching the battles, I'm too old to compete.
Nobuyuki: I'll also come along... but not for the fighting.
Tenchi: What you mean, Dad?
Nobuyuki: Oh... nothing.
Ayeka: I know I'm not going to fight, but there are many other competitions too, not just battles.
Sasami: I don't quite know what I'm going to do, but I'll see what there is.
Tenchi: And that leaves you Ryoko, what are you going to do?
Ryoko: I haven't decided yet, but like Sasami, I'll see what's available.
Azusa: We'll accompany you, won't we Misaki?
Misaki: Yep, there are a couple of anime characters I have a bone to pick with.
Kagato: So, it's decided then, next stop... err, where is it again?
Washu: London, England! And to save on travel expenses, we'll just go via dimensional tunnel!
(Washu opens a dimensional tunnel using her holo-computer, and everyone enters it, they are then taken to London, but what an odd place they have re-entered on!)
Tenchi: Whoa! What are we doing up here?
Washu: Slight technical difficulty on my behalf, we appear to be on top of Big Ben!
Kagato: Well, get us down then, this isn't getting us any closer to the tournament!
(Later, they are all back on firm ground, and are travelling to the site of the old Wembley stadium, where an all new stadium has been built)
Sasami: Hey, isn't that the place where that David Blaine was hung up in a box, with no food for 44 days?
Ayeka: Yeah it is, but I still think he was a complete idiot to go through with something like that.
Washu: This place is a lot bigger than I had anticipated; for once my calculations were actually incorrect.
Kagato: That doesn't really matter, as long as it has enough space in it to kick some poor anime ass all over the arena.
(They approach the entrants' desk at the entrance to the arena)
Washu: 10 entrant spots please.
Guy at the desk: So you came to this one, people were complaining that you never came to the last one.
Washu: We only found out about this one three days ago.
Guy at the desk: Ah well, glad you're here and make sure you win some trophies, that'll make you crowd favourites for the next one. Enjoy your stay, and abide by the rules of each competition please. They are displayed by each category sector.
Washu: Thank you. Come on you lot. Let's get inside.
(They all walk into the arena, and Washu stands there in amazement)
Washu: Wow. I never thought it was this big; it looked a lot smaller from the outside.
Kagato: Right, let's see what this place has to offer.
Loudspeaker: Hello everyone and welcome to CAB 2004! There will be many competitions for all types of people, so feel free to enter as many as you wish and great prizes will be handed out to the winner of each battle, or to the 1st, 2nd and 3rd places in the other various competitions. Please enjoy the experience and make sure you abide by the rules, or you might risk disqualification. Thank you.
Kagato: You hear that, I can kick as much ass as I want to, how good this is going to be.
Washu: I agree, this is a great opportunity to put our names at the top of the anime leader board.
Tenchi: Well since we're here, what are we waiting for, let's go see who we've been drawn to face!
(The results of the draw came up on the big screen and it read: Battles: Round 1 Kagato vs. Vash the Stampede Nagi vs. Utena Tenjo Trunks Briefs vs. Tenchi Masaki Bulma Briefs vs. Ayeka Jurai Father Anderson vs. Duo Maxwell Faye Valentine vs. Ryoko Washu vs. Sailor Moon Alucard vs. Katsuhito Masaki Nobuyuki Masaki vs. Naru Narusegawa Seras Victoria vs. Maya Jingu Spike Spiegel vs. Himura Kenshin 12) Gene Starwind vs. Keitaro Urashima.)
Kagato: What, not exactly who I had hoped for, but it'll do.
Washu: Sailor Moon? Why the hell do I always end up with the useless ones, this battle should be a piece of cake.
Tenchi: Trunks, what kind of name is that? And Briefs makes it even worse.
Ayeka: Your telling me, I've got Bulma Briefs, who is obviously related to Trunks in one way or another.
Washu: Yeah, Bulma was Trunks' mother in DBZ.
Ryoko: Who in the blue hell is Faye Valentine?
Washu: She's a bounty hunter from Cowboy Bebop...damn it's not easy being the anime genius around here.
Ryoko: A bounty hunter you say, you mean like Nagi?
Washu: Near enough... but Nagi is a little bit more ruthless than her. She also is a bit more persistent than Faye Valentine too.
Kagato: My match is going to start soon, jog on; I don't want to miss it.
(They all go to Battle Ring No.1 and Kagato climbs in.)
Announcer: Introducing our first fighter, it is his first time here and he has told everyone that he'll dominate it too. It's Kagato!!
Kagato: You've got to love this attention.
Announcer: And introducing his opponent, a previous champion, and has come back to reclaim his title... it's Vash the Stampede!!
Vash: I wouldn't count on victory, it's very unlikely for newbies.
Kagato: Save the abuse for the ring, and I don't mean verbal abuse either.
(See Fight Night Match 1 for the full details of the fight)
(Kagato waves at the crowd as he impales Vash with his sword, and fires several energy shots through his torso. He throws Vash to the ground as if he were a sack of potatoes and waves in victory at the crowd.)
Announcer: And we have our winner, it doesn't look as if Vash is getting his title back this year.
Kagato: Now I'm one match closer to the title of CAB Champion.
Washu: Nice one Kagato, great finish, the crowd surely loved that one.
Loudspeaker: Will the combatants for Match No.2 please come to Battle Ring No. 5 for your battle.
Ryoko: That was Nagi's battle wasn't it, let's go and watch it, we'll be able to see how good she is.
Washu: Sounds like a good idea, observe the opponent and work out the weaknesses.
Ryoko: That's not really what I had in mind but close enough.
(Nagi had just entered the ring and stares intimidatingly at Utena Tenjo)
Nagi: I can't see this fight lasting long... so hurry up and die, stop wasting my time.
Utena: I can't let you do that, after all, evil shall never reign victorious.
Nagi: We'll see about that.
(For more detail of this fight, check out Fight Night Battle 2 to see.)
(Nagi grips Utena around the throat with her grappling hook, and with one swift movement kills her with multiple strikes with her weapon.)
Nagi: See, I knew I would win.
Ryoko: I hate Nagi an' all but I have to say, what a brilliant match that was.
Washu: I agree, not one part was at all boring.
Kagato: I can see these fights lasting a long time so I think we should grab a bite to eat, from that fast-food stand over there.
Ryoko: But we don't know what English food is like?
Washu: What the hell, I'm sure it can't be much different.
(They all go to the fast food stall and check out the menu.)
Washu: Ok, it's a lot different.
Kagato: Any idea what this stuff is? You're supposed to be the geographer here.
Washu: It's not my fault I couldn't find all the information about England is it.
Kagato: Ah well, I might as well have the hot dog and chips...whatever they are.
Washu: I'll go with the cod and chips...sounds rather good.
Ryoko: I'll pass as I haven't a clue what any of this food is.
(Alucard is the person behind them in the queue)
Alucard: Hurry up, I'm getting hungry here.
Kagato: Calm yourself, I thought you drank blood anyway, being a vampire an' all.
Alucard: Yes, your point is? I'm sure I can eat anything I want. All I have to say though is how much of a help the roof on this arena is, otherwise I'll be a bit screwed.
Kagato: Ah yes, I see.
Washu: Come on Kagato, I'm not carrying your food for you.
Kagato: Fine, I'll see you later Alucard...or maybe even sooner.
Alucard: Sure, but I can't promise I'll be ecstatic to see you or anything.
Kagato: Huh, what was that?
Alucard: If you didn't hear me that's now your problem, I'm not saying what I said again.
Kagato: Whatever you say, but going with my friends and family to watch this fight.
(The gang all go to the sidelines to watch the battle between Tenchi and Trunks)
Announcer: Introducing our first combatant, Tenchi Masaki!!
Tenchi: For some reason I have a bad feeling about this.
Announcer: And now introducing our second combatant, Trunks Briefs!!
Trunks: I can't let you win, so I'll beat you in the name of my father, the great Saiyan prince Vegeta.
(Refer to Fight Night battle 3 for more information)
(The crowd cheer as Trunks transforms into his Super Saiyan state, and fires multiple Ki blasts at Tenchi. Tenchi rolls and dodges them all, and vaults himself into the air. Trunks tries to grab him but before he could, Tenchi had separated his legs from his body in one fatal slice. The mangled torso of Trunks falls to the ground and Tenchi finishes off the top half with a quick stab through his head.)
Tenchi: Phew, I don't know where that bad feeling I had earlier came from but it never happened. I won!!
Ayeka: Well, done Tenchi!! If you were to die in that fight, I would never of forgave myself for letting you go through with it.
Kagato: That would be terrible wouldn't it...
Ayeka: What was that?
Washu: Stop the arguing Ayeka, your fights up next. If I were you I'd use this time to prepare for this fight.
Ayeka: Okay, but you lot better go and watch it.
Washu: And why wouldn't we?
Kagato: No comment.
(Ayeka looks angrily at Kagato, but heeds Washu's wise words and goes to prepare for her fight)
(The rest of the gang go to ring 3 to watch Ayeka's match)
Announcer: Introducing the first combatant, with a temper shorter than the estimated length of this match, Princess Ayeka Jurai!
Sasami: Go big sister! You can win this battle!
Announcer: And now introducing the second combatant, Bulma Briefs!
(See Fight Night Match 4 for full details of the battle)
(Ayeka looks furious in reaction to what Bulma just said, and... OH MY WORD...folks I believe that Bulma has just left the building through the roof, after Ayeka's Super Kick, Bulma is definitely going into orbit with that one!)
Sasami: Way to go, you definitely earned that a classic replay finish!
Kagato: I agree, for a mortal you sure put some effort into that one.
Ayeka: What's that supposed to mean?
Kagato: I don't actually know, it seemed a clever thing to say at the time.
Loudspeaker: The next match between Father Anderson and Duo Maxwell has been abandoned to the fact that Duo is dead after thinking it would be a good idea to use cheesy chat-up lines on Seras Victoria. Now Father Anderson will be fighting a mystery opponent, you'll have to wait to see who it is.
Washu: I say we should attend every battle, to see all the action, and also give the writer a rest from typing 'and the gang went to' all the time.
(Thank you very much Washu! ()
Misaki: What is with that voice, I swear I'm the only one hearing these strange voices.
Azusa: It's because you're mad.
(Misaki grabs Azusa around the collar and looks at him angrily)
Misaki: Now why did you have to go and say that.
Azusa: I'm sorry, geez, it was only a joke.
Kagato: Save the domestics for the Planet Jurai please, we need to see Father Anderson and his 'mystery' opponent.
Washu: Then what are we waiting for? An invitation?
Kagato: Not quite, so come on, let's go then.
Announcer: Introducing the first combatant in today's 4th battle, the man who needs to be 4 dimensional to hold all his bayonets, Father Alexander Anderson!!
Anderson: Remember people, do as I say and not as I do, otherwise ye never make it up to heaven.
Kagato: Why the hell is he spurting all this religious nonsense?
Anderson: Also, my mission is tae destroy doon tae the last wee bit thae fools wha' would oppose oor God.
Kagato: You may speak the business, but you'll have to prove yourself in the ring.
Anderson: Make no mistake, me laddy, but I'm afraid ye well never last with me.
Kagato: As I said, we'll have to see about that.
Announcer: And now introducing Father Anderson's mystery opponent, and... WHAT!! Who picked this name out? It seems a little drastic and unfair, but hey, that's how it turned out. So without further ado, please enter the ring, Miss Kiyone Makibi!
Washu: Hey! What are you doing here Kiyone?
Kiyone: Well, err... I kind of needed the extra money and... you know how bad my financial standards are and...
Anderson: Please save the chatting for later, if there is going to be one.
Kiyone: How the hell did I get drawn against him? I was disappointed when I wasn't picked first but this is ridiculous.
Anderson: You best hope you weren't mocking me then. It's true though, how am I supposed to show my full potential when I'm fighting a wee lass?
Kiyone: WHAT!! I'm not that bad!
Anderson: I never said you were, but I'll remember to pray for you when it's over
Announcer: Well let's actually get this fight started then.
(See Fight Night match 5 for details)
(Anderson grabs Kiyone round the collar and holds her up to his level. Kiyone has been badly injured and is close to death, but in one last move of mercy and also dishonour, Anderson just threw her out for a ring out, so he didn't have to kill her.)
Kagato: Well look who's gone all-soft now.
Anderson: I can't kill her, it doesn't seem right.
Kiyone: What, I seriously thought I'd had it at that moment, but it seems Anderson has a caring heart somewhere.
Anderson: Kagato, don't think 'cause I went lightly on the lass that means I'm gonna go soft on you, when it comes to the right time, you'll be the one that ends up dead.
Kagato: It just seems that you like the ladies then.
Anderson: Obviously, I couldn't bring myself to finish her off. Anyway I'm off for a well deserved drink.
Announcer: Fight 5 will start soon, after these messages from our sponsors!
Narrator: Not sponsors actually, just me. So this has been a eventful part, and with more to come it will turn out to be a rather good day out for Tenchi and the gang. Kagato also seems to be in over his head as now he has made rivals with both Alucard and Father Anderson. This part is over, but the next part will carry on where this part left off. So TTFN, ta ta for now!
Misaki: Where the hell is that voice coming from?
Narrator: Well, it's coming from outside the PC, the person who is writing this Fan-Fic is controlling what I say, and what everyone else says.
Misaki: Seems a little too weird for me, so I'm not going to worry about it.
Narrator: Anyway, as I said before, TTFN, ta ta for...
Misaki: Hey, can I please do the closing sentence?
Narrator: Oh alright, but make it quick.
Misaki: Remember, as the responsible mother around here, did you tidy your room? Or take the dog out? Or the thing you were supposed to do but didn't as you were to busy reading this? If so, I suggest you go do it before your parents get angry and disallow you from continuing to read this Fan-Fic, which won't make the nice Narrator person very happy.
Narrator: I said make it quick but hey, at least I don't have to do it!!
End of Part Five
