Sorry about the long wait. Here it is.

Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing.

Note: It may be a bit boring at the beginning, but I thought it would be funny and just like her. You'll see what I mean.

Chapter 13: Rescue?

"One little, two little, three little Indians. Four little, five little, six little Indians. Seven little, eight little, nine little Indians. Ten little Indian boys! One little, two little, three little Indians. Four little, five little, six little Indians. Seven little, eight little, nine little Indians. Ten little Indian boys! One little, two little, three little Indians. Four little, five little, six little Indians. Seven little, eight little, nine little Indians. Ten little Indian boys! One little, two little, three little Indians. Four little, five little, six little Indians. Seven little, eight little, nine little Indians. Ten little Indian boys! One little, two little, three little Indians. Four little, five little, six little Indians. Seven little, eight little, nine little Indians. Ten little Indian boys!"

"Shut up already, you annoying little girl!" shouted the not-so-smart guard.

I only grinned and sang louder. "One little, two little, three little Indians. Four little, five little, six little Indians. Seven little, eight little, nine little Indians. Ten little Indian boys! One little, two little, three little Indians. Four little, five little, six little Indians. Seven little, eight little, nine little Indians. Ten little Indian boys!"

"What do I have to make you shut the hell up?"

I thought for a moment. "Untie me."

"No! I'll be fired!"

"One little, two little--"

"Alright, fine! I'll untie you!" He opened the cell door and came in. I was glad to finally be untied. Then he left again, and I didn't feel like singing that song anymore. I was getting pretty tired of it myself. I sat down on the cold hard floor and began to wonder if anyone was ever going to find me. Hmm… maybe if I could get myself out of here, then send them a signal, and get captured again on purpose, then they would be able to save me!!!!!! Wait a second, who wants to be captured on purpose?! I can't believe I thought of that. Oh well. If it can get me untied, then it can get me out of here too! "One little, two little, three little penguins. Four little, five little, six little penguins. Seven little, eight little, nine little penguins. Ten little black penguins! One little, two little, three little penguins. Four little, five little, six little penguins. Seven little, eight little, nine little penguins. Ten little black penguins! One little, two little, three little penguins. Four little, five little, six little penguins. Seven little, eight little, nine little penguins. Ten little black penguins!"

"THAT'S IT!!!!!!!!!"

Now's my chance! He opened the door and ran in, falling flat on face as a result due to my foot tripping him. Too bad he was a big dude, that hurt!

I ran down the hall, looking for anything at all that could be a way out of here. I thought I heard something, or someone, behind me and getting closer with each passing second so I ran to a window and jumped out. "Whew… good thing it was a one-story window! Now, I must run to my beloved and his daring friends! I am coming, my love! I am returning to you!"

"There she is!"

"AAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!"

***

Mr. Namuur was still sitting in the car. After they got the information they needed from him, the ex-pilots just left him there. He could escape, but there was a problem with that. He bound and gagged at the moment, and didn't think he should even try getting out of this mess, believing that the rope would start to choke him… again. I can't believe this is happening, he thought restlessly. One insane girl, five ex-gundam pilots, and a whole army of penguins… What else could possibly happen to me now?

***

I ran and ran and ran and ran and ran until finally I was away from the crazy base-like place… thing. "Yahoo! And that, ladies and gentleman, is how you escape a crazed mob while thinking about nothing but your beloved and his friends and then…" I looked in front of me again. "Meeting them in the middle of nowhere!!!!!!!" I don't believe it! It's Quatre!!!! And Duo!!!! And Heero!!!! And Trowa!!!! And Wufei!!!! "What are you guys doing here?! Came to rescue me?"

"Actually, yes," said Quatre, "but it looks like you were able to get yourself out of there."

"Yeah! All I had to do was sing a song and the guard let me go! Wanna hear it? One little, two little, three little penguins. Four little, five little, six little penguins. Seven little, eight little, nine little penguins. Ten little black penguins! One little, two little, three little penguins. Four little, five little, six little penguins. Seven little, eight little, nine little penguins. Ten little black penguins!"

"I don't blame him then," said Duo, covering his ears. "You sound terrible."

"Hey you! Wanna fight? I'm warning you, I am the master of the Evil Flying Drunken Penguin Karate Style! Yah!" I posed myself in a perfect fighting position, ready for the challenge.

"I don't wanna fight you. It's against my idea of a fair fight; never fight a crazy person."

"You're such a coward!" Once he started walking away, I lowered my guard. What a jerk! I followed after everyone, and couldn't help but feel like I was forgetting something. Hmm… oh, just forget about it. I should call Mother when we get back to the mansion.

***

The guard stood in front of the empty cell, hoping everyone thought that she was still inside. If any of the others knew that she wasn't, then he was in big trouble. "How is she?" Ryan asked him as he walked up.

"Um, uh, I think she's sleeping now, sir."

"Really…"

"Yes, sir."

"I would expect her to be yelling her head off by now. Mind if I check to make sure nothing terrible has happened to her?"

"Um…"

"Well?"

"D-don't worry about her! I'm sure she's f…fine!"

Ryan didn't buy it. "You let her escape, didn't you?"

"Yes, sir…"

"Idiot."

***

We made it to the car and I gasped at whom I saw in there. "U-Uncle?"

Quatre put a gentle hand on my shoulder. "Don't worry; he won't try anything."

"O-okay…" I sat in between Duo and Trowa, Wufei was on the other side of Trowa, and Heero and Quatre were in the front with Uncle, Heero driving.

I was happy to be back with all five of my totally cute angels again, even though I loved only one of them. Hmm… I wonder if I'll marry him someday… and then we can rule the seven seas of Earth together, not to mention all of the colonies!!!! Yes!!!! And then the whole solar system would know about Sakaya Namuur, Queen of Evil Flying Drunken Penguins!!!! Beware our awesome power!!! We will swim to the rescue!!!!! "Victory is ours!!!"

"What are you talking about?" asked a very confused China man.

"My penguins and I are going to rule the world and the seven seas and the entire solar system once we have the perfect plan of destruction errors!" Eek! Is my old self comin' back now? Oh well, he can deal with it. "Penguins, to the rescue! I am the ultimate ruler of all penguindom! Beware my penguin-like power!!! Ahahaha!!!!"

***

Well, Uncle has been taken to jail, and I got a new haircut. Oh wait, did I ever tell you about what I looked like? Well, before I had shoulder-length brown hair and now it's about an inch above my shoulders. My eyes are light gray, almost silver but not quite. And well, the guys said it would be a good idea to wait awhile before we went after the big enemy. I just hope nothing terrible happens till then.

"Hello? Mom?"

"Sakaya?! Dear, are you alright? I've been so worried about you!"

"I know, mom. I'm sorry, but listen. You… are moving in with us."

"What?!"

"I just know that they're going to come after you next. So, I want you to be here, where it's safe."

***

"But, I don't understand. What are you talking about, Sakaya?" her mother asked into the phone.

"You'll find out when you get here. Quatre is on his way to get there. He'll be a blonde guy with blue-green eyes. His chauffer/best friend is really big and muscular and his name is Rashid, and don't worry; he's quite kind."

The older woman looked out her window as she heard two car doors open and shut outside. The two gentlemen that Sakaya had described were here now. "Just a moment, Sakaya," she said into the phone as she left to greet the visitors. "Hello, may I help you?" she asked.

"Yes, are you Mrs. Namuur?" asked the blonde boy.

"That is correct. I guess I should have been expecting you, but I just now found out that you were coming."
"Really? Sakaya should have called you before time."

"Yes, well I've been away for awhile, and my phone doesn't have an answering machine."

"Well, are you ready to go?"

"Give me a few minutes." And with that the woman went to her bedroom to get ready to start her own new life in the colonies. She was still confused about what was happening around her, but she knew that she would find out eventually. Whatever was going on, it had to be something dangerous if her daughter would be sending someone over to come get her. Even though she was still oblivious to the danger around her, she went with the two gentlemen to the shuttle port, and thus became a new target to lure out the gundam pilots.

TO BE CONTINUED

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There! This is the end of Exciting Trouble. I'll be writing a sequel later, but I felt like it should be more than just one story, you know? I'm sorry that you had to wait so long for this chapter to be posted, but don't worry. The sequel will hopefully be better. We can only hope though.

Hikari Rioki