Eternity's a Long Time
Terrie: MWAHAHAHAHA! I HAVE RETURNED!!
Momo: Oh, shut up!
Terrie: I thought you were rioting, MEANY PANTS!
Momo: I was going to, but Miyu got sick. Freak.
Terrie: How come Melissa wasn't told about Miyu rioting with you? And how can Miyu get sick anyways? I can make you wish you were never born!
Momo: You already do everyday.
Terrie: YEAH, WELL I CAN...uh...UNBORN YOU!
Momo: Go ahead.
Terrie: Damn you! Someone say the disclaimer!
Ta-kun: Terrie does not own Yu Yu Hakusho, but she does own Riyu. Now pay me the twenty bucks you promised! (Ta-kun is from FLCL in case any of you don't know.)
Note: I do realize that the first paragraph in chapter one made me sound like Lemony Snicket, the author of the Series of Unfortunate Events books. I happen to love how he narrates, so I try and use it sometimes. Not often, only sometimes. I love those books....^_^
Chapter Two
Day Two, Wish Numero Uno!
Yusuke awoke the following morning, it was the beginning of a hopefully wonderous three day weekend. The smell of food reached his nose and seemed to lead him from his bed to the kitchen as if controlled by an electrical remote, "Good morning, Master Yusuke!" a female voice that was slightly familiar chirped from the stove.
Yusuke quickly came out of his early morning stupor at the sound of that voice! He clenched his fists and cried out, "You! What the hell are you doing in my house?! And how the hell do you know my name?!"
She turned and smiled sweetly at him, "Why, I'm your djinni! You can only get rid of me by using up your five wishes! Or dying, but I really would hate to lose another master to death, I hate that bottle! And every djinni automatically knows the name of whoever opened the bottle," she said, before turning back to the breakfast that she was cooking.
Yusuke spun on his heel and was about to return to his room, "Wait, Master Yusuke! Don't you want breakfast? I worked really hard on it. Of course, if you don't want it, then I can always feed it to some homeless bums," she said finishing in a slightly thoughtful tone.
Yusuke caught another smell of the breakfast and quickly sat down, where Riyu set down the steaming food in front of him. With his mouth watering, he picked up his chopsticks, and broke them apart, before digging in like an animal with rabies.
Riyu was busy cleaning the dishes, the pile was gone, saving Yusuke from very cut up feet. He set down the empty bowl, and suspiciously asked, "Why are you being nice to me?"
She dried off the last dish and said, "Cause you're my master! Besides, you're cute!"
His face went red, before he snapped, "Yeah, well, you were acting really bi-"
His lips became a zipper, which Riyu zipped up before promptly zipped, "Zip your lips, Yusuke," she said in a sing song tone.
He unzipped his mouth and just noticed her outfit. A white sundress with lilacs on it, her red hair was in two low pigtails. "Why do you keep dressing normal? How old are you anyways? Are you over 1 million years? Were you born a genie or djinni or whatever?" he asked, the zipper disappeared after the first question.
"I'm dressed normal because you're going to show me around the city. Do you know how long I have been in that stuffy bottle? Sure, the smell of papayas is nice, but still, fresh air is better. I don't really remember how old I am. If I was human I would probably be 14 or so. I really doubt I'm over 1 million years old, though. I do remember being in Europe when...um...some red haired woman was queen...I think her name was Elizabeth? And no, I was not born a djinni, I was born a human. When I was 14 or so I found a djinni, and my wish was to become strong. Don't ever wish that without wording it properly, or else you'll end up like me. You don't want that," she said, her voice wasn't cheery anymore.
"Show you around?! I'm not gonna show you around! You can show yourself around!" he snapped at her.
She shook her head, "No! No, I can't! I'll get lost and mugged and terrible things like that!" she said, going from slightly gloomy to fairly immature.
Yusuke snorted, "Fine, whatever! Let's get it over with now, after I get dressed," he said.
"Thank you, Yusuke!" she chirped happily.
Yusuke rolled his eyes and retreated to his room to change out of his blue pajamas, and into jeans, a white tank top, and his denim jacket. He slicked his hair back into it's usual style, before walking out of his room, where Riyu was bouncing around a bit. The moment he closed his door to his room behind him, Riyu threw open the front door and eagerly skipped out.
The two had walked down the street, "What's that? And that? That? That, that, that, that?" she asked, pointing in different directions.
Yusuke rolled his eyes, "It's the-"
He was interrupted as a female voice called out, "Yusuke!"
A young girl, with sky blue hair held up in a ponytail bound over to Yusuke and Riyu, Riyu leaned over and whispered, "Who's she? Your girlfriend?"
Yusuke glared and snapped, "Are you crazy? Botan's worse then you are!"
"That was mean! Meany!" snapped Riyu, turning away stubbornly.
The girl with blue hair, Botan, stopped and blinked, "Am I interrupting something?" she asked.
"Nah, that's just Riyu. She's...uh..." he started.
"I'm his best friend, aren't I Yusuke-kun?" asked Riyu, grabbing him around the neck.
"Don't you ever stop? Seriously?" he asked in an agitated tone, trying to unlink her arms from around his neck.
"No way," she said happily, tightening her grip on his neck.
Botan watched on as the two argued in a rather cute way, like a couple it seemed, and she started to grin, "What are you smiling about?" asked Yusuke after finally prying Riyu off of him.
Riyu pouted, and crossed her arms, before spinning around with her back to him, "Oh nothing," said Botan, "well, um, I have to go now! I'll see you at school, Yusuke!"
Botan ran off, and Riyu asked, "You go to school with her?"
"Yeah, and she bugs the hell out of me," he said, his voice was slightly flat.
Riyu and Yusuke continued on the "tour", until a rather large group of thugs surrounded them. Riyu shrieked and his behind Yusuke, "Hey girly, ditch the boy and come with us," said one particularly ugly one.
"No way, turds!" she said, sticking her tongue at them.
They dove at Yusuke and Riyu, and Yusuke, who had to fight them off yelled out, "I just wish thugs would leave me alone once in a while!"
Riyu smiled and said, "As you wish!"
And the thugs were gone...
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Terrie: YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAH! CHAPTER TWO DONE!!!!
Momo: Hmmm, oh look. Miyu insulted Melissa again!
Terrie: AND I GOT REVIEWS! I know that Miyu only says those things to Melissa because she CARES! Just like you! You guys are so nice! *glomps Momo and Miyu*
Momo: ACK! STOP! I'M GETTING WARM FEELINGS, AND I THINK IT'S MY LUNCH, BREAKFAST, AND SUPPER!
Terrie: *lets go quickly* Ewwwwww. Anyways, review responses! Mwahahahahaha!
MakaiGoddessOokami –
Terrie: Well…you (both) certainly are confusing…
Momo: *nods* I happen to agree.
Terrie: That's scary. We're actually agreeing on something. We find it hard to agree on dinner even! Well, anywho, thanks for your review! ^_^ I think…
Akako –
Momo: I GET THE FIRST WORD!!! MWAHAHAHAHA-*hacks up a hairball*
Terrie: HAHA! Well, anywho, I'm glad you thought this was good! I feel so loved now!
Jenna aka Kitty –
Terrie: *glomp* YOU THOUGHT I WAS FUNNY! *bursts into sobs*
Momo: Oh puh-lease…
Terrie: Awwww, shut up Momo! Old bag! Nyaaaaaah!
Momo: *sticks out tongue and blows a raspberry*
Terrie: Ew! You got saliva on me! Anyways, thanks for your review!
Urameshi's Girl –
Terrie: MELISSA!!! *glomp*
Momo: Wow, Miyu was brutal! Go Miyu! *laughs evilly*
Terrie: Shut up or I'll force feed you dog food!
Momo: Ew, come on! That's gross!
Terrie: Exactly! That's why I'm gunna do it if you don't stop! MWAHAHAHAHA!
Momo: Hmph. Whatever. Just gap away and get it over with.
Terrie: You sound like Inuyasha. GEEZ, what crawled up your butt, eh? A tapeworm? Anyways, I knew you were happily crying because I'm PSYCHIC! Okay, maybe not, but still, I hate Keiko with a passion as well! I know how you feel…ummmm…there's a bee. And I have no idea if I'm allergic to bees or not…*gulp* I've never been stung in my whole 14 years of existence! Kind of cool, I think.
