Eternity's A Long Time
Terrie: HOWDY YA'LL!!! I'm back! I have chapter three RIGHT HERE! I also have a substitute muse, because Momo's on vacation, SAY HI FREDDY!!
Freddy: Bitch.
Terrie: Um... that translates to "hi" in case anyone was wondering. I bought the live Nine Inch Nails album! It is awesomely awesome! And I bought the new Incubus album; it is also awesomely awesome! And I also got the HIM album, Razorblade Romance! It's awesome, but not awesomely awesome.
Freddy: I'm going to gut you in your sleep... *hairy eyeball*
Terrie: I love you too! ^____^ Ahem, anyways, DISCLAIMER ANYONE?!?!
Ryouga: Terrie-sama does not own YuYu Hakusho. Now, about hooking me up with Akane...
Terrie: Um... later... I have a chapter right now. OKAY READ, PEEPS!
Chapter Three
Communication Problems
Yusuke spun around and stared at Riyu, "What'd you do?!" he roared.
Riyu smiled, completely unfazed by his rage, and answered happily, "You wished that the thugs would leave you alone, and I granted it!"
Yusuke grabbed Riyu by her shoulders, and shook her until she felt like her head was going to fall off, "I didn't mean it though! Take it back! Reverse the damn wish!" he yelled.
Riyu broke out of his grip, and crossed her arms over her chest, "I can't!" she said, sticking her nose into the air.
"Why?" he whined.
"Because, you have to make a wish to reverse it!" she snapped at him.
"Huh?" was his ever so intelligent response.
Riyu sighed and explained in an exasperated tone, "You have to say to me, 'I wish that my last wish was reversed.' But then of course, you'd have wasted another wish."
Yusuke shot her a dirty look, "Oh."
Riyu glared back at him fiercely, "Don't be a jerk! I just grant the wishes!"
"What did I ever do?!" he asked loudly.
Riyu didn't answer and proceeded to stomp away, "Where the hell are you going?!" Yusuke called.
The redheaded djinni spun around and yelled back, "I am going home! Without you!"
"Fine! Go get lost! See if I care!" he hollered, walking off in the opposite direction.
Riyu stuck out her tongue and blew a raspberry at Yusuke's retreating back, "Stupid jerk!" she mumbled.
Riyu kept walking, not that she was paying attention to the things around her. When she did finally stop and look around she let out a groan and asked herself, "Where the hell am I?"
"Hey Babe! Wanna hang out with some real men?" a teenage boy who seemed to resemble a large sack of potatoes asked her, his posse were all clumped around behind him.
Riyu gulped and backed up a bit, "N-No, really! T-That's okay! A little girl l-like me c-couldn't h-handle big, err, s-strong guys l-like you!" she squeaked.
They all chuckled, which seemed to remind Riyu of the sound of rumbling boulders. Ol' potato face reached out to grab her, and before she was able to scream, they collapse at her feet, "Uh... coolies!"
"Are you alright Miss?"
Riyu turned and gasped, he was the most beautiful male she'd ever seen! His hair was such a lovely shade of fuchsia, and it looked so soft and shiny! (A/N: Hey now, Kurama's hair is NOT red! Nope, Ranma-chan's hair is red! Kurama's is more of a.... fuchsia or a dark pink.) She wondered what brand of shampoo he used. And his eyes were such a pretty shade of green.
Riyu nodded vigorously, "Yes! Arigatou!" she said.
He gave her a charming smile, and Riyu took in a sharp breath, "My name is Shuichi Minamino, but you may call me by my middle name, Kurama," he greeted in his soft-spoken voice. (A/N: Remember, it's AU! If I say his middle name is Kurama, then it is!)
"I'm Riyu..." she froze. She didn't remember her last name! On second thought, she didn't even have a last name... she'd have to improvise, "Urameshi. Yup, Riyu Urameshi's my name!"
Kurama raised his fuchsia eyebrows in surprise, "Urameshi? Are you related to Yusuke Urameshi?"
Riyu sighed, woo! For the most part he's falling for it! Good. "Uh... yeah! We're cousins, distantly. But in a tragic gardening accident my mother was killed, and my father had died years before from cancer," she said, holding a hand over her heart and sniffling sadly.
"Oh, I'm sorry," Kurama sympathized.
"Yeah. How do you know Yusuke?" she asked sweetly.
"Oh, we're friends. We go to school together," he told her.
Riyu nodded, "I see. Do you know where he lives? I'm new, and I lost Yusuke in a crowd, and can't remember my way home!" she told him, batting her long black eyelashes.
"Certainly," he said, giving her another charming smile.
Riyu's cheeks went a bit pink, and she suppressed another sigh, but Kurama didn't notice, "Yusuke never mentioned having any cousins."
Riyu almost panicked, "Oh well, you know Yusuke! He is rather forgetful at times!" laughed Riyu.
Kurama nodded, "I suppose that's true. Will you be attending Sarayashiki Junior High as well?" he asked.
"Oh yeah! Of course! I was registered just this morning!" Riyu said. Great, now I have to get registered and go to school...
The rest of the walk was in an elongated silence that made Riyu feel like she was having holes drilled into her head. "Okay, so here we are!" she chirped, leaning against the door, "Thanks for walking me- oof!"
Yusuke had heard talking through the front door, and decided to open it and check it out, "Kurama?" he asked confused.
"Hello Yusuke," greeted Kurama.
"Nihao!" Riyu called from her spot on the floor.
"Oh. It's you," Yusuke stated flatly as he stared at the djinni lying on the floor.
"Now that's not nice!" cried Riyu, slightly hurt.
"Now that's not nice!" mocked Yusuke in a girly voice.
Kurama blinked and couldn't help but chuckle slightly, "Goodbye Yusuke, Riyu."
Riyu jumped up and blew kisses at Kurama's retreating back, "Bye Kurama! See you!" she called sweetly, waving at him.
Yusuke stared at her suspiciously, "What?!" she snapped.
"Were you checking him out?" asked Yusuke.
Riyu crossed her arms, "No! I was not! Why? Are you jealous?" she asked.
Yusuke's face went pink, "Like I'd be jealous of you!"
"Fine! Jerk! I'm going to my bottle! Goodnight!" she huffed, disappearing into pink smoke.
"Whatever," he responded with a role of his eyes before retreating to his room for the night.
^_~
Terrie: End of chapter three! Finally! Now… review responses!
Urameshi no Koibito (Formerly known as Urameshi's Girl)-
Terrie: MELISSA-CHAN!! *glomp*
Freddy: Dear fuckin' lord…
Riyu: LISSA-CHAN!! *glomp*
Terrie: And it never worked out with that guy… he was a total jerk. But his girlfriend is a total riot! She's mah (second) homedawg. You're mah first homedawg. XD Spankies for the review!
Keeper Of The Apocolypse-
Terrie: Yup! Someone other then Melissa is paired with Yusuke!
Riyu: But I don't wanna kiss Yusuke! *bursts into tears*
Freddy: Yes you do, Piggy!
Riyu: Okay. Yes I do! ^___^
Terrie: Uh huh… spankies for the review!
MakaiGoddessOokami-
Terrie: I'm sorry for saying you were confusing!
Freddy: NO SHE'S NOT! SHE'S A LYING LITTLE BITCH!!!
Momo: *walks in with suitcases in hand* What's going on?
Terrie and Riyu: MOMO-CHAN!! *glomp*
Momo: ACK! LET ME GO!
Terrie: Sorry. We have missed you! Freddy's soooooooo mean!
Freddy: Later bitches! *returns back to boiler room*
Momo: Oh, it was Pizza Face!
Terrie: Anyways, spankies for reviewing out of politeness!
Jenna aka Kitty-
Terrie: Well, she's met Kurama… and also tried to put the moves on him! Buahahahaha! I have great plans for this…
Riyu: Well, Kurama is good-looking.
Momo: Is there going to be death???
Terrie: I'm not telling! Wait and read! Anyways, spankies for the review!
I have most of chapter four THOUGHT OUT…. but not currently written. I should have it up tomorrow or Saturday. Okies, go review if it urges you!
