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Chapter 4: Sorting and the Eating of Poison
~At Hogwarts~
After a long train ride, Harry and the gang make their way to the Great Hall. Despite the fact that Harry's thin cousin Dudley was also 15, he still needed to be sorted. He'd also have to start out as a first year. After getting in a fight with a first year, and getting beaten up, Dudley was finally ready to be sorted.
~Meanwhile; With Percy walking briskly past the Gryffindor table~
Percy slipped a little something into Harry's pumpkin juice.
~Back to the Sorting~
Dudley was just about to put on the sorting hat, when he got an idea. He held it up just above his head and threw his voice to sound like the hat was saying Gryffindor.
"He's cheating! He knows he belongs in Hufflepuff!" shouted the first year who had already beaten him up once.
"Shut up you little-" Dudley started.
"Do you want another beating fat boy!?" the first year yelled while cracking his knuckles and walking towards Dudley in a most menacing attitude.
Dudley threw the sorting hat in the boy's face and ran to the Gryffindor table and sat down by Harry.
~At the Gryffindor Table~
"That was a close one. Now I'm thirsty. Give me that." He said reaching for Harry's pumpkin juice and swallowing it in one gulp.
~On the floor behind the Gryffindor Table~
Suddenly he gagged, turned blue, and fell to the ground clutching his stomach in pain, then died.
And no one notices that Harry's thin/fat/thin cousin Dudley was dead. All Harry could notice was that his goblet was missing.
"Dudley you fat idiot! Give me that!" Harry said while prying it from Dudley's cold, thin, and dead fingers.
"Oh great. It's empty now." Harry grumbled while tossing it over his shoulder. Harry's bulging Quidditch muscles kicked in causing it to sail all the way up to the teacher's table and hit Percy right on the forehead.
~At the Teacher's Table~
Percy is completely unfazed, even as a small drop of blood trickles from his forehead and drops off his nose. Percy then grabs his steak knife and shoots it at the back of Harry's head, just as Colin Creevey's younger brother, Dennis leaned forward, falls out of his seat, and lands on Dudley's fat body.
~On Ron's Plate~
Ron glances at the small pile forming, shrugs his shoulders, and begins to devour Dennis' food.
~At the Teacher's Table Again~
Dumbledore begins to make the announcements and welcomes all of the new students to Hogwarts. Dumbledore warns that Hagrid has gotten a new creature that students must avoid because it is so dangerous and violet, also really ugly. The creature was called Rupert Grint. Percy smiled evilly up hearing this and began to once again try and plot out a way to kill Harry Potter. Dumbledore made a few more announcements, then he awarded Gryffindor 100 points for no apparent reason, as usual.
~AN/ end chapter 4. We'll try and add in more Draco soon; it's not the same without him. He's just so adorable. Anyway, two deaths in one chapter. Of course, they were expendable. Please read and review. NO FLAMES!!! Thanks.
Chapter 4: Sorting and the Eating of Poison
~At Hogwarts~
After a long train ride, Harry and the gang make their way to the Great Hall. Despite the fact that Harry's thin cousin Dudley was also 15, he still needed to be sorted. He'd also have to start out as a first year. After getting in a fight with a first year, and getting beaten up, Dudley was finally ready to be sorted.
~Meanwhile; With Percy walking briskly past the Gryffindor table~
Percy slipped a little something into Harry's pumpkin juice.
~Back to the Sorting~
Dudley was just about to put on the sorting hat, when he got an idea. He held it up just above his head and threw his voice to sound like the hat was saying Gryffindor.
"He's cheating! He knows he belongs in Hufflepuff!" shouted the first year who had already beaten him up once.
"Shut up you little-" Dudley started.
"Do you want another beating fat boy!?" the first year yelled while cracking his knuckles and walking towards Dudley in a most menacing attitude.
Dudley threw the sorting hat in the boy's face and ran to the Gryffindor table and sat down by Harry.
~At the Gryffindor Table~
"That was a close one. Now I'm thirsty. Give me that." He said reaching for Harry's pumpkin juice and swallowing it in one gulp.
~On the floor behind the Gryffindor Table~
Suddenly he gagged, turned blue, and fell to the ground clutching his stomach in pain, then died.
And no one notices that Harry's thin/fat/thin cousin Dudley was dead. All Harry could notice was that his goblet was missing.
"Dudley you fat idiot! Give me that!" Harry said while prying it from Dudley's cold, thin, and dead fingers.
"Oh great. It's empty now." Harry grumbled while tossing it over his shoulder. Harry's bulging Quidditch muscles kicked in causing it to sail all the way up to the teacher's table and hit Percy right on the forehead.
~At the Teacher's Table~
Percy is completely unfazed, even as a small drop of blood trickles from his forehead and drops off his nose. Percy then grabs his steak knife and shoots it at the back of Harry's head, just as Colin Creevey's younger brother, Dennis leaned forward, falls out of his seat, and lands on Dudley's fat body.
~On Ron's Plate~
Ron glances at the small pile forming, shrugs his shoulders, and begins to devour Dennis' food.
~At the Teacher's Table Again~
Dumbledore begins to make the announcements and welcomes all of the new students to Hogwarts. Dumbledore warns that Hagrid has gotten a new creature that students must avoid because it is so dangerous and violet, also really ugly. The creature was called Rupert Grint. Percy smiled evilly up hearing this and began to once again try and plot out a way to kill Harry Potter. Dumbledore made a few more announcements, then he awarded Gryffindor 100 points for no apparent reason, as usual.
~AN/ end chapter 4. We'll try and add in more Draco soon; it's not the same without him. He's just so adorable. Anyway, two deaths in one chapter. Of course, they were expendable. Please read and review. NO FLAMES!!! Thanks.
