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Ch. 5: First Day of Class

As usual the schedules were being passed around during breakfast. Harry was shocked to see that Gryffindor's and Slytherin's now had all classes together.

"Who would do such a terrible thing?" Hermione asked.

"Me." Percy said showing up behind her from out of no where.

"Oh, I get it. You want me to show off and get all the house points, right Percy?" Hermione asked.

"Brilliant Percy!" Harry said clapping him on the back.

Percy aimed a punch at Harry's head, just as Harry sat down and Ron stood up.

"Ouch! What was that for? You could have killed me!" Ron yelled.

"If only. Your face is so ugly anyway, one punch could only improve upon it if anything." Draco sneered beside Percy.

"You're so dumb Malfoy!" Ron snarled.

"Yeah, dumb. Dumb like your face!" Malfoy yelled.

"Percy, I think you should start taking some house points from Slytherin!" Hermione yelled.

"Yeah." Harry said rather pathetically.

Percy gave the 'Golden Trio' one final glare and stalked off muttering something about Care of Magical Creatures.

"I get it! By Percy not taking any points away, it's gonna make us look more impressive." Harry said cheerfully.

"You are so stupid! He's trying to kill you!!!" Draco yelled shaking Harry violently back and forth.

"Just because you're jealous, Malfoy, don't take your anger out on Harry!" Hermione yelled.

Draco shoved Harry into Ron, who fell into Hermione, knocking them all on the floor on top of Dudley and Dennis.

"That was mean!" Hermione yelled.

"Stupid bunch of bitches." Draco muttered glaring at them, then stalking out of the Great Hall.

~At Care of Magical Creatures~

"Alright now. You kids stay away from that there shaky box." Hagrid said while pointing to a crate that was shaking violently.

"There's a Grint in that box. A Rupert Grint to be exact. Ugliest creature you'd ever want to see. He's deadly and - Percy! What are you doing? Get away from that crate!" Hagrid yelled rushing towards him.

"Oh. Don't mind me. I'm just gonna stand back here and watch your lesson. It's my free period, and I don't have anything else to do." He said while hastily shoving a crow bar under his cloak.

"Well, alright. Just be careful. Ah, and here come the Slytherins." Hagrid said, and while he turned away Percy has the perfect opportunity to open the crate and let the Rupert Grint get Harry. However, it was asleep and would not move. Percy jumped on top of the crate and began jumping up and down screaming "wake up".

"Hey Percy! Is that some kind of new dance?" Harry yelled across the - field? grounds? whatever it's called.

"Uh-yeah. Come and join me. But make sure you stand right in front of the crate. That's very important." Percy shouted back.

For reasons unknown, Pansy Parkinson walked in between Harry and the crate. A low growl was heard from the crate; an ugly, hairy arm shot out and grabbed Parkinson's ankle and dragged her in. Screams could be heard from all over the school grounds.

"Quick! Close up the crate!" Hagrid yelled.

"Wow! That was a close one, huh Percy? That could have been me!" Harry said.

"I know." Percy muttered stalking back up to the castle. "But soon, it will be you." Percy said cackling evilly.

~AN/ End Chapter 5. Draco can rejoice now that Parkinson is dead. Next a teacher will die. To see who, read chapter 6 coming soon.