Disclaimer: Basically all the characters in this story we do not own. MGM owns the characters from stargate, the ABC owns the tellytubbie, and evanescence owns the purple sky and paper flowers. However, we do own the eraser.

SG-1 have just returned from a mission where they blew up a gould mothership and have saved the world. Again.

Teal'c suddenly smiled.

And then the world blew up.

Meanwhile, in an alternative reality,

Jack was fishing.

With facial cabbage.

"My inspiration was the tellytubbies. Especially Po." Jack said to himself.

"Erase Erase Erase" A giant eraser came down and rubbed out the whole world.

Meanwhile, in an alternative reality,

There was no Sg-1, there was just a random standing in the middle of a purple sky with paper flowers and he said "I know, I'm in a song!"

And then there was a demented person who started barking and then turned into a turtle.

Teal'c woke up. His dream was so funny he just had to smile.

And then the world blew up.