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Chapter 10: Yule Ball and Evil Twins
This was it. Tonight was the night. The Yule Ball has finally arrived (bet you can hardly contain yourself). Harry had finally recovered from not getting his tea the night before, and was looking forward to his date with Hermione, so he could hear her praise him and talk about how wonderful he was. Ron, who could not find a date was forced to take the house elf, Winky.
(AN/ It had occurred to us that we have yet to give a physical description of Ron. He's tall, like 7ft, and muscley despite the fact he's been in one Quidditch match his entire life. Quidditch, the miracle worker of body building. He has a big nose, big ears, his red hair is in a crew cut, and he's ugly. And because this is about rumors being true, he's a lady's man. But we're still making him go with Winky. We're going for cheap laughs.)
Harry was wearing the same green dress robes from the year before. Ron was wearing some nice blue dress robes. Unfortunately, they were too short and came up to his knees. See, when Neville died on the train, Ron stole all of his clothes. He also stole Trevor the toad. So all of his clothes were nice looking, but they were 3 feet too short for him and too tight due to his bulging Quidditch muscles. Enough about Ron. Hermione had gone all out and bought the green robes just like Harry wanted. Draco, was looking quite sexy in his charcoal gray robes. He was going with - us. Not really. He's going alone. He's the DJ.
Just as Harry had instructed, Hermione was waiting for him outside. Actually she was a little early. She saw Harry, or someone who looked an awful lot like Harry, walking towards her. Except he was wearing black dress robes (dun, dun, dun).
"Oh Harry, you look wonderful. But I thought you were going to wear your green robes from last year." Hermione said in that whiny know-it-all voice.
"Shut your face, you bucked tooth banshee. Smell ya later." The Harry look alike said.
We'll go on and tell you now, he is Larry, Harry's evil twin. And he's just suddenly come to Hogwarts to wreak havoc in Harry's life. (AN/ We know Granger's not supposed to have bucked teeth anymore, but we couldn't help ourselves.)
"Oh Harry! How can you be so mean to me?" she said choking back sobs.
Opposite from where Larry left, Harry comes in to see Hermione crying.
"Hermione, what's wrong?" Harry asked in a semi-concerned voice.
"Oh don't even act like nothing's happened! I hate you. And don't ever talk to me again!" she screamed and then slapped him in the face.
Harry just stood there in complete shock from the fact that anyone could slap him. He rushed to a nearby mirror to see if any permanent damage had been done.
"I can't believe it. She slapped me. Me! But, I'm just so handsome." Harry shouted banging his fist into the mirror.
"That's it. I'll show her. I'm God's gift to women after all." Harry cried out in his most determined voice.
~Meanwhile~
Who should we see but Viktor Krum, who came from God only knows where. He's there because, well we don't know, he just wants to be. He sees Granger run away from Harry and clenches his enormous jaw in fury. He was determined to win back the love of his life. He followed her into the (dun, dun, dun) library.
"Herm-own-ninny, vhot is wrong?" he asked putting a comforting albeit claw like hand on her shoulder.
"Oh Viktor! I can't believe I ever thought I was good enough to be with Harry. I can't really blame him for making fun of me."
Completely ignored, even though sitting at a table right in front of them, was (dun, dun, dun) Percy. He was staring at them with a look of morbid fascination. The table was covered with blue prints of the castle, and a lot of little sketches of Potter dying.
~Meanwhile~
Harry finally decided to go check on Hermione. He thought of the on place she could be, the (dun, dun, dun) library. He runs in and sees Hermione in the arms of (dun, dun, dun) Viktor Krum. (Surprised?)
"Hermione! How could you cheat on me with this, this thing?! Don't you realize how ugly he is?" Harry asked trying to pull her away from Viktor.
"Oh Harry, you're absolutely right. But, you did say some mean things about me." She cried.
"What the hell is it you keep talking about?" he asked
"When you were wearing the black robes." She cried out.
"Black?" he said staring down at his robes. "Do these look black to you?" he yelled.
"No, but these do." Larry said pointing at his own robes. Gasps echo throughout the library. Larry disappeared into the shadows.
Percy, who saw his window of opportunity, grabbed a copy of (dun, dun, dun) Hogwarts, A History, and stood on one of the top shelves and threw it at Harry and Granger. Unfortunately, Krum chose this exact moment to be a man and shoved Harry away, so that the book landed on him and Granger, instantly killing them.
"Damn it! Now I have to go to the dance alone. I'm gonna look like such a loser. Oh, Percy. I didn't see you there. Are you going to the dance? Percy, are you crying?" Harry asked.
Indeed Percy was crying. He was curled up on the floor in his fetal position and crying, like a baby.
"Well, you have a nice night, Percy. I've gotta go find me a date. And don't worry. I'm sure you'll find the right girl for you eventually, so don't cry." Harry said while giving Percy a reassuring pat on the back.
"It's not fair!" Percy screamed into the now empty library. "It's just not fair!"
Harry stole Winky from Ron, so Ron ended up going alone. But this time Ron came out the winner.
~AN/ Don't know why we're bothering to update at all. You guys suck. It takes a minute to review. We even had to force one of our friends to review, and he's never read the books or seen the movie. Well anyway, you're all about to get your wish because our summer break starts tomorrow at 11:36 a.m., and we might be just a little too busy to update this summer. Hope you're all happy now that you've shattered our self- confidence. Gonna go pout now. Watch some Draco. Begin the healing process.
Chapter 10: Yule Ball and Evil Twins
This was it. Tonight was the night. The Yule Ball has finally arrived (bet you can hardly contain yourself). Harry had finally recovered from not getting his tea the night before, and was looking forward to his date with Hermione, so he could hear her praise him and talk about how wonderful he was. Ron, who could not find a date was forced to take the house elf, Winky.
(AN/ It had occurred to us that we have yet to give a physical description of Ron. He's tall, like 7ft, and muscley despite the fact he's been in one Quidditch match his entire life. Quidditch, the miracle worker of body building. He has a big nose, big ears, his red hair is in a crew cut, and he's ugly. And because this is about rumors being true, he's a lady's man. But we're still making him go with Winky. We're going for cheap laughs.)
Harry was wearing the same green dress robes from the year before. Ron was wearing some nice blue dress robes. Unfortunately, they were too short and came up to his knees. See, when Neville died on the train, Ron stole all of his clothes. He also stole Trevor the toad. So all of his clothes were nice looking, but they were 3 feet too short for him and too tight due to his bulging Quidditch muscles. Enough about Ron. Hermione had gone all out and bought the green robes just like Harry wanted. Draco, was looking quite sexy in his charcoal gray robes. He was going with - us. Not really. He's going alone. He's the DJ.
Just as Harry had instructed, Hermione was waiting for him outside. Actually she was a little early. She saw Harry, or someone who looked an awful lot like Harry, walking towards her. Except he was wearing black dress robes (dun, dun, dun).
"Oh Harry, you look wonderful. But I thought you were going to wear your green robes from last year." Hermione said in that whiny know-it-all voice.
"Shut your face, you bucked tooth banshee. Smell ya later." The Harry look alike said.
We'll go on and tell you now, he is Larry, Harry's evil twin. And he's just suddenly come to Hogwarts to wreak havoc in Harry's life. (AN/ We know Granger's not supposed to have bucked teeth anymore, but we couldn't help ourselves.)
"Oh Harry! How can you be so mean to me?" she said choking back sobs.
Opposite from where Larry left, Harry comes in to see Hermione crying.
"Hermione, what's wrong?" Harry asked in a semi-concerned voice.
"Oh don't even act like nothing's happened! I hate you. And don't ever talk to me again!" she screamed and then slapped him in the face.
Harry just stood there in complete shock from the fact that anyone could slap him. He rushed to a nearby mirror to see if any permanent damage had been done.
"I can't believe it. She slapped me. Me! But, I'm just so handsome." Harry shouted banging his fist into the mirror.
"That's it. I'll show her. I'm God's gift to women after all." Harry cried out in his most determined voice.
~Meanwhile~
Who should we see but Viktor Krum, who came from God only knows where. He's there because, well we don't know, he just wants to be. He sees Granger run away from Harry and clenches his enormous jaw in fury. He was determined to win back the love of his life. He followed her into the (dun, dun, dun) library.
"Herm-own-ninny, vhot is wrong?" he asked putting a comforting albeit claw like hand on her shoulder.
"Oh Viktor! I can't believe I ever thought I was good enough to be with Harry. I can't really blame him for making fun of me."
Completely ignored, even though sitting at a table right in front of them, was (dun, dun, dun) Percy. He was staring at them with a look of morbid fascination. The table was covered with blue prints of the castle, and a lot of little sketches of Potter dying.
~Meanwhile~
Harry finally decided to go check on Hermione. He thought of the on place she could be, the (dun, dun, dun) library. He runs in and sees Hermione in the arms of (dun, dun, dun) Viktor Krum. (Surprised?)
"Hermione! How could you cheat on me with this, this thing?! Don't you realize how ugly he is?" Harry asked trying to pull her away from Viktor.
"Oh Harry, you're absolutely right. But, you did say some mean things about me." She cried.
"What the hell is it you keep talking about?" he asked
"When you were wearing the black robes." She cried out.
"Black?" he said staring down at his robes. "Do these look black to you?" he yelled.
"No, but these do." Larry said pointing at his own robes. Gasps echo throughout the library. Larry disappeared into the shadows.
Percy, who saw his window of opportunity, grabbed a copy of (dun, dun, dun) Hogwarts, A History, and stood on one of the top shelves and threw it at Harry and Granger. Unfortunately, Krum chose this exact moment to be a man and shoved Harry away, so that the book landed on him and Granger, instantly killing them.
"Damn it! Now I have to go to the dance alone. I'm gonna look like such a loser. Oh, Percy. I didn't see you there. Are you going to the dance? Percy, are you crying?" Harry asked.
Indeed Percy was crying. He was curled up on the floor in his fetal position and crying, like a baby.
"Well, you have a nice night, Percy. I've gotta go find me a date. And don't worry. I'm sure you'll find the right girl for you eventually, so don't cry." Harry said while giving Percy a reassuring pat on the back.
"It's not fair!" Percy screamed into the now empty library. "It's just not fair!"
Harry stole Winky from Ron, so Ron ended up going alone. But this time Ron came out the winner.
~AN/ Don't know why we're bothering to update at all. You guys suck. It takes a minute to review. We even had to force one of our friends to review, and he's never read the books or seen the movie. Well anyway, you're all about to get your wish because our summer break starts tomorrow at 11:36 a.m., and we might be just a little too busy to update this summer. Hope you're all happy now that you've shattered our self- confidence. Gonna go pout now. Watch some Draco. Begin the healing process.
